Noory and Bell: Caption it

[HorrorReporter]

Okay all.. photo bubble it: What were they saying?

[Eddie Coyle]

    "I CAN'T BELIEVE I GAVE UP MY SHOW TO THIS GUY. What's the furthest point from America that I can retreat to"

[BobGrau]

Art - "ok, I've turned the sign away, now - remind me what my name is?"
George - "...Tommeee?"
Art - (sigh)

[Fly By Night]

Snoorey-Thanks for picking up the tab Art, I'll get the tip. What's 5% of a 100?
I got to get going, this suit is a rental- and I've pissed in it twice already

[Agent : Orange]

Art: Well that's it for me. My show's gone.
Noory: Was it... a portal?

[11angeleyes11]

George, as he counts all of his upcoming sucesses on his fingers and runs out and starts through a second time. . And then when we reach 600 affiliates. . .

I am going to start making fitness videos to supplment my alternative health diets and shows. .   .
Coast to Coast

Art:  This guy realllllly does get it!  I think even I, Art the Master, underestimated his propulsion and drive. 

[The General]

"Pass the turmeric."

[rodanders]

We'll never get a date unless they're totally drunk!

[jinwicked]

Their expressions look like George farted in the middle of dinner.

[awguy]

I can't remember where I saw it (I thought it was here but I can't find it in the search). But the best Caption I ever saw for this photo was something like"Why the hell are you sitting at my table?"

[George49]

George: "P90x is the way of the future Art...."

Art:"What kind of ideas do you have for Coast to Coast?"

George:"Were going to have a great new segment by UFO Phil. You're gonna love it.!"

[NefariousBanana]

George:  Where will you be on December 21, 2012?

Art:  Preferrably, away from you.

[Quinn]

George: So when I was 12 I thought, "George, why are you here?" Isn't that so profound for a 12 year old? Don't you think that's a sign I was destined for great things?

Art: .........

[Abraham Lincoln]

ART: So George, are you done ruining my show?

GEORGE: You ain't seen nothing yet!