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wr250

#11790
December 05, 2015, 04:29:55 AM
Quote from: Camazotz Automat on December 04, 2015, 10:50:19 PM
Your reply sounds so similar to the last escort I picked up that I am stunned, sir.  Absolutely stunned! 

As I recall, her name was "Apple," but she definitely neglected to do any Windows.

Keep my Selectric out of this!


careful, MH and/or  billy meier (santa?) might sue for copyright on that picture

Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost

#11791
December 05, 2015, 04:48:03 PM
Quote from: Camazotz Automat on December 04, 2015, 10:50:19 PM
Your reply sounds so similar to the last escort I picked up that I am stunned, sir.  Absolutely stunned! 

As I recall, her name was "Apple," but she definitely neglected to do any Windows.


May the toes in your camelsocks be thrice-blessed and untroubled by painful corns!

whoozit

#11792
December 05, 2015, 05:02:33 PM
I'm flying a blimp at a hockey game tonight dropping prizes to the crowd. I watched two forty-somethings push their way into a sea of kids to grab some shitty coupons for $10 off a local restaurant.  I hope they choke on their subsidized meal.

Catsmile

#11793
December 05, 2015, 06:36:57 PM
Quote from: whoozit on December 05, 2015, 05:02:33 PM
I'm flying a blimp at a hockey game tonight dropping prizes to the crowd. I watched two forty-somethings push their way into a sea of kids to grab some shitty coupons for $10 off a local restaurant.  I hope they choke on their subsidized meal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNh5W491l3M

b_dubb

#11794
December 05, 2015, 06:47:16 PM
Quote from: whoozit on December 05, 2015, 05:02:33 PM
I'm flying a blimp at a hockey game tonight dropping prizes to the crowd. I watched two forty-somethings push their way into a sea of kids to grab some shitty coupons for $10 off a local restaurant.  I hope they choke on their subsidized meal.
Follow them and call in a drone strike

yoego

#11795
December 09, 2015, 10:07:44 PM
staying away long enuf that I lose track of the bellgabian ethos. Cant think of anything worth posting. >:(

Ciardelo

#11796
December 09, 2015, 10:43:03 PM
Quote from: whoozit on December 05, 2015, 05:02:33 PM
I'm flying a blimp at a hockey game tonight dropping prizes to the crowd. I watched two forty-somethings push their way into a sea of kids to grab some shitty coupons for $10 off a local restaurant.  I hope they choke on their subsidized meal.
Why do you hate America?

BellBoy

#11798
December 11, 2015, 03:54:47 AM
Quote from: zeebo on December 11, 2015, 03:28:24 AM


I see Billy Meier has been visited by the Pleiadians again. Is that one posted on Michael Horn's website??

wr250

#11799
December 11, 2015, 05:40:55 AM
Quote from: BellBoy on December 11, 2015, 03:54:47 AM
I see Billy Meier has been visited by the Pleiadians pizzaliens again. Is that one posted on Michael Horn's website??
fixed.
note the pizzaliens are one planet away from the pizzarolliens .

zeebo

#11800
December 11, 2015, 02:31:11 PM
Quote from: wr250 on December 11, 2015, 05:40:55 AM
note the pizzaliens are one planet away from the pizzarolliens .

Could be some kind of hybrid mother ship.  I'll forward to Peter Davenport.

pate

#11801
December 12, 2015, 12:01:02 AM
Bothers the tarnation out of me when I realize that my shoes are down at the heel, and I can't figure out why...

pate

#11804
December 12, 2015, 02:49:59 AM
I lost my "athletic supporter" in High School.

Not that I miss it, but the insert was nice...

Aww my cups!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLwp7MOqkv0

pate

#11805
December 12, 2015, 04:42:07 AM
When my need for sleep outweights my need for lulz on this special three-way scale I designed in my basement.

A feather is the tare-weight, btw...

DaMint must sleep.

BobGrau

#11806
December 12, 2015, 06:30:15 AM
Ka-shume. I should've recognised it.

Little Hater

#11807
December 13, 2015, 05:57:38 AM
I like the Bellgab re-ordering, but I think MV should take the site name back to coastgab - no need to honor that pathetic attention whore any longer.

BobGrau

#11808
December 13, 2015, 06:00:17 AM
Quote from: Little Hater on December 13, 2015, 05:57:38 AM
I like the Bellgab re-ordering, but I think MV should take the site name back to coastgab - no need to honor that pathetic attention whore any longer.

PodGab.

BobGrau

#11810
December 13, 2015, 06:13:16 AM
Quote from: onan on December 13, 2015, 06:04:58 AM
Ican'thavemywaygab.

That's a sub-board. Used to be called politics.

A. Lee In

#11812
December 13, 2015, 07:41:23 AM
Quote from: Paper*Boy on December 13, 2015, 07:15:15 AM
Waah!Gab

The humor is the highlight of my funnies, so I patiently await new Jorch's Eye Pad posts (sigh).

UnscreenedCaller

#11813
December 13, 2015, 08:40:59 AM
Quote from: zeebo on December 11, 2015, 02:31:11 PM
Could be some kind of hybrid mother ship.  I'll forward to Peter Davenport.

Just make damn sure you call him at a reasonable hour and for the love of god, don't giggle and hang up

flimflam384

#11814
December 13, 2015, 12:02:36 PM
Quote from: The General on June 26, 2011, 01:16:24 PM
Hell yeah. 
I really don't like dogs, especially big ones.  It's no different than letting a goat live in your house with you.  And I'll tell you something else, goats smell a lot nicer than your dog.  It's one thing the muslims have right.  Dogs are dirty, don't let them in your house.  Did I mention stupid?  They're stupid too.  Yes they're cute when they're puppies.  Then they grow into dogs.  Dogs that smell really bad and shit on your carpet and won't stop barking and are stupid enough to try to chase parked cars.

Sounds like someone doesn't know how to train their dog so that they don't shit on the floor.  That's pretty fucking basic if you ask me.  Also, if you don't like the way your dog smells, modern science has come up with this wonderful invention we like to call "SOAP".

albrecht

#11818
December 14, 2015, 03:37:58 PM
Having to repack a box of Christmas presents because my box was "deformed" from the original USPS Priority box spec size. I didn't have any calipers on me but if "deformed" at all it was, maybe, a few millimeters on the top where I did the taping. Merry Christmas postal workers! The one time of the year that people use your service and you handle it with such aplomb and nice customer service. Kuddos.

wr250

#11819
December 14, 2015, 03:49:19 PM
Quote from: albrecht on December 14, 2015, 03:37:58 PM
Having to repack a box of Christmas presents because my box was "deformed" from the original USPS Priority box spec size. I didn't have any calipers on me but if "deformed" at all it was, maybe, a few millimeters on the top where I did the taping. Merry Christmas postal workers! The one time of the year that people use your service and you handle it with such aplomb and nice customer service. Kuddos.

well i have a "community box" which means each house has a small box in the one big box. there are 20 small boxes, and 2 large compartments for packages in the big box.
today i got a package. of course they put it i my small box from the back. due to the latch and door mechanism on front of the box there is a lip. my package would not come out the front as it was slightly to wide and caught on the lip. i had to open it inside the mailbox and remove the contents, then cut the cardboard up so i could get it out.
i *should* of just dropped in a note saying something like "this wont fit out the front, thanks for that."  or something.
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