Things That Annoy You

[b_dubb]

    You accusing anybody of a meltdown is hysterical. Everybody who disagrees with you flip out on. Like the lonesome loser you are.

    Moving from Ohio because the neighbors found out what LEVEL(3) of creep you are?

     Fuck off. You're Lily with a bigger twat.

Yeah you're not overreacting at all.

Why did you quit? I, too, thought it was over falkie...

I thought it was in poor taste to keep the interview going when it's obvious that Falkie lacks the ability to regulate whether to share personal information and anecdotes that will set him up for trouble later. It wasn't something I wanted to be involved in so I left.

[Eddie Coyle]

Yeah you're not overreacting at all.

  Commensurate with the level of shitheel I'm dealing with.

   Somebody who white knights for Howard Schultz. You dickhead. Drop dead.

[b_dubb]

Spoken like a gentlemen and a scholar. Boston Public Schools are now only a shadow of what they were without you as substitute teacher.

[jazmunda]

So we're still talking about Starkbucks right?

Starbucks baristas: mentally challenged or fucking with us all?



Finally here's the answer:

http://youtu.be/hPbrlNsMTg4

[Eddie Coyle]

Spoken like a gentlemen and a scholar. Boston Public Schools are now only a shadow of what they were without you as substitute teacher.

   Unemployed 45 year old drifters from Ohio are open to apply for my old spot. Your background check could be an issue...but go for it, sport.

   Well, I'm putting you on ignore, so I'll miss your urine soaked blanket posts in every thread, as you put on your social justice warrior outfit. Which likely has the butt cut out.

   

[b_dubb]

I had no idea he cared so much that he was tracking my geographical location and employment status. That said ... what the fuck am I doing at work?

Well, I'm putting you on ignore 

thats great news. please don't hesitate to follow through on that.

[Eddie Coyle]

I had no idea he cared so much that he was tracking my geographical location and employment status. That said ... what the fuck am I doing at work?

   Good point, who would do that?

   

Boston Public Schools are now only a shadow of what they were without you as substitute teacher.

   

It's funny the substitute high school teacher from Bahhhhston made a wisecrack about graduating from high school. Maybe you should graduate from high school.

     That dumb hick initiates something and isn't aware of it. B Dummy.
     

[Eddie Coyle]

  Thanks to b dumb for demonstrating how a barista will respond to a wrong answer on race.

   Latte with mucus.

[b_dubb]

Are you done? I think people would like to return to "vaguely lovable" from the current "foaming at the mouth" status.

[b_dubb]

So we're still talking about Starkbucks right?

Starbucks baristas: mentally challenged or fucking with us all?



Finally here's the answer:

http://youtu.be/hPbrlNsMTg4

English as a second language? Or lead paint chips? Take your pick.

[Eddie Coyle]

Are you done? I think people would like to return to "vaguely lovable" from the current "foaming at the mouth" status.

    You enter a battle of wits unarmed. I hope you find blood in your stool...along with the usual semen.

[b_dubb]

Stay classy EC

[ksm32]

Stay classy EC

    You enter a battle of wits unarmed. I hope you find blood in your stool...along with the usual semen.

My two favorite posters in an epic battle.   One of you's got to Club Fuckin Footed Ya Asswipe!!!

[Eddie Coyle]

    That I was lowered to any exchange with an extra from Gummo.

   

[ksm32]

Getting caught in a post modification is the worst.  Fuck.

[b_dubb]

    That I was lowered to any exchange with an extra from Gummo.
   

I hope your back feels better

[Eddie Coyle]

   
    The Optimates of our society.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

   This "Race Together" campaign by Starbucks should be countered with "how come that old rich Jew in Seattle barely pays you serfs minimum wage? Don't you guys feel exploited by that capitalist swine?

Those people have a tip jar.

[b_dubb]

   
    The Optimates of our society.

You can't stop can you?

[Eddie Coyle]

 

Those people have a tip jar.

    At roughly 9 bucks an hour, they need it. It pays for their Ivy League educations that have prepared them to engage in deep philosophical debates. Baristas are a guiding light to achieving world peace.

[Camazotz Automat]

The fact that Boardwalk Empire is over. I only recently discovered that the fifth season was its final.

This might be a First World problem, but still, I find it damned annoying.

[Eddie Coyle]

   Some annoying people drink Starbucks from their special cup.

   

[Heather Wade]

Wait... WTF is happening?! 

[jazmunda]

Is hall monitor really a thing in the states? I always thought it was just a construct of Hollywood. Seems like a douchey job to give a kid. What the fuck is it meant to teach kids; How to become a narc?

[Eddie Coyle]

Is hall monitor really a thing in the states? I always thought it was just a construct of Hollywood. Seems like a douchey job to give a kid. What the fuck is it meant to teach kids; How to become a narc?

    The frightening thing is that there are kids who actually volunteer for such a terrible thing. Ass kissing types who are the cops, pols and Starbucks CEOs of the future. But some are zilches that never get beyond a dirt shanty in the backwoods of our 17th state.

    It's why bullying is a necessary evil. Kick the shit out of the nerds when you're young, they'll be your boss someday.

[PB the Deplorable]

Is hall monitor really a thing in the states? I always thought it was just a construct of Hollywood. Seems like a douchey job to give a kid. What the fuck is it meant to teach kids; How to become a narc?

How to become a middle manager

[b_dubb]

Wait... WTF is happening?!

Here's a quick recap:

EC made a post in jest. I failed to recognize the sarcasm / tongue in cheek nature of his post and when I saw "rich old Jew" followed by (incorrect) assertions about Starbucks being your typical corp that treats their employees like shit I got pissed off.

I made it personal early on and that was my mistake. I was quasi-outraged. That's my only excuse.

I feel like this further underscores FTF's original point that the counter at Starbucks is no place for a discussion of race relations. Much like the Internet there's a good chance someone will miss a nuanced remark and then butthurt will ensue.

[BobGrau]

Salute to Verto & Kimble.... ye theivin cunts.

[Avi]

Salute to Verto & Kimble.... ye theivin cunts.

Or was that Dolce and Gabbana? It's hard to keep all the cunts in the world straight. 

[albrecht]

I just had a Jehovah's Witness knock on my door and invite me to some religious party AND a helpful, but grammatically challenged, Indian person call me and offer to "help me with the Windows computer problem" I apparently have!! Within the same hour.