Things That Annoy You

[WildCard]

Beer.  It annoys me, yet I am drinking it.   :

[Eddie Coyle]

      Person that unfortunately married my sister says "I think I finally found a show you would like. It's called Bar Rescue..."

      Me: "Thats why I prefer it when you don't think", and I mentioned how I generally disliked TV series that were adapted from the works of Shakespeare.

     

     

[zeebo]

I buy a little glass spice jar for a buck at the dollar store.  But it takes me an hour to get all the little gummy sticker gunk off it.  So on an hourly-rate basis it's pretty much a rip-off.

[paladin1991]

Jackstar popping in for a day or two and then splitting.  I used to laugh my ass off at some of his antics.  Plus when JSEX dropped by to piss in his fritos ....that was golden, baby.  (No pun intended, but that's funny, too.)

[Camazotz Automat]

      Person that unfortunately married my sister says "I think I finally found a show you would like. It's called Bar Rescue..."

      Me: "Thats why I prefer it when you don't think", and I mentioned how I generally disliked TV series that were adapted from the works of Shakespeare.

(snickering like Muttley from The Wacky Racers)

[Mind Flayer Monk]

      Person that unfortunately married my sister says "I think I finally found a show you would like. It's called Bar Rescue..."

      Me: "Thats why I prefer it when you don't think", and I mentioned how I generally disliked TV series that were adapted from the works of Shakespeare.

[BattyBrooke]

People that walk around (especially during flu and ebola season!) in public places coughing without covering their mouths like they're trying to blow out birthday candles on a cake that's hovering in front of their stupid rude faces!

[paladin1991]

Oh BB, don't get me started.  I work with the Pubic and it is unending the retardation of social and hygenic skills that are routinely displayed.

[paladin1991]

And no, that wasn't a typo.  Merely a not so subtle point to where I equate most of the ppl  I must deal with.  Fm the nether regions, m'lady.

[jazmunda]

People that walk around (especially during flu and ebola season!) in public places coughing without covering their mouths like they're trying to blow out birthday candles on a cake that's hovering in front of their stupid rude faces!

That's one of the reasons I bathe in Purell 6 times a day. Well one of the reasons anyway.

[Camazotz Automat]

People that walk around (especially during flu and ebola season!) in public places coughing without covering their mouths like they're trying to blow out birthday candles on a cake that's hovering in front of their stupid rude faces!

Some glare on my screen and I initially read that as "stupid rude feces!"

[eyenoeyeno]

My neighbor telling me that she's had to pull a whole asparagus out of her ass before; it hadn't been chewed well and proved too fibrous to break down during the digestion process, thus rendering it stuck.

[paladin1991]

My neighbor telling me that she's had to pull a whole asparagus out of her ass before; it hadn't been chewed well and proved too fibrous to break down during the digestion process, thus rendering it stuck.

hmmm, what she look like?

[zeebo]

I wish I could un-know what I just read.

[FightTheFuture]

My neighbor telling me that she's had to pull a whole asparagus out of her ass before; it hadn't been chewed well and proved too fibrous to break down during the digestion process, thus rendering it stuck.

You should have to post some kind of content warning before you put something like that on the forum. My god, now I have visuals.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

My neighbor telling me that she's had to pull a whole asparagus out of her ass before; it hadn't been chewed well and proved too fibrous to break down during the digestion process, thus rendering it stuck.

It could have been worse.



http://youtu.be/SentQjMIioY

[eyenoeyeno]

It could have been worse.



http://youtu.be/SentQjMIioY

Mummmm... I love lobster with my ass-paragus.

[Eddie Coyle]

        The hideous Lisa Bloom looks like she could have fallen out of Gloria Allred's fetid,turgid cunt.

       Oh yeah, she did.

[paladin1991]

        The hideous Lisa Bloom looks like she could have fallen out of Gloria Allred's fetid,turgid cunt.

       Oh yeah, she did.

Would that be better than falling in?

[VtaGeezer]

My neighbor telling me that she's had to pull a whole asparagus out of her ass before; it hadn't been chewed well and proved too fibrous to break down during the digestion process, thus rendering it stuck.

Pillow talk?

[Yorkshire pud]

My neighbor telling me that she's had to pull a whole asparagus out of her ass before; it hadn't been chewed well and proved too fibrous to break down during the digestion process, thus rendering it stuck.

That annoyed you? You're pretty low in tolerance aren't you?

[Marc.Knight]

That annoyed you? You're pretty low in tolerance aren't you?

Unless you were eating asparagus at the time...

[eyenoeyeno]

That annoyed you? You're pretty low in tolerance aren't you?

Well yeah

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Would that be better than falling in?

Funny you should mention that, because Derek and Clive have that one covered, too.  However, it's probably best not to post it, so you'll need to go to YouTube and search "Derek and Clive Joan Crawford."

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Mummmm... I love lobster with my ass-paragus.

I've occasionally wondered, when I've had absolutely nothing better to do, if one of them was named Mariska.

[Yorkshire pud]

I've occasionally wondered, when I've had absolutely nothing better to do, if one of them was named Mariska.

Yes, you're right (for once!!! Had to happen I suppose) There was a lobster named Mariska. Sister of Ralph and cousin of Thelma the clam.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Yes, you're right (for once!!! Had to happen I suppose) There was a lobster named Mariska. Sister of Ralph and cousin of Thelma the clam.

Hargitay har har.

[wr250]

waiting in line to get gas,all the pumps have cars, however no one is pumping gas. so i pull up behind a car and wait. and wait. some chic in the driver seat putting on make up.  so i wait a couple of minutes more. all the pumps are still full of cars that are not pumping gas. about to hit horn when a dude comes up the the car in front of me, makes the girl get out, does a u-turn to get back to the pump because the fill was on the other side of the car.
by then someone had moved so i did a burnout and got that spot. get gas left to goto grocery store. store parking lot is packed to the rafters, however there is some one with brake and reverse lights on in a reasonable parking spot. so i wait. i blow my horn. nothing happens. i burn out by him and park in BFE. walk by this truck, and the idiot is on the phone. i flip him off and and tell someone else who was waiting for the moron , what was up.

[Juan]

There are too many Cro-Magnon genes in modern man.

[eddie dean]

waiting in line to get gas,all the pumps have cars, however no one is pumping gas. so i pull up behind a car and wait. and wait. some chic in the driver seat putting on make up.  so i wait a couple of minutes more. all the pumps are still full of cars that are not pumping gas. about to hit horn when a dude comes up the the car in front of me, makes the girl get out, does a u-turn to get back to the pump because the fill was on the other side of the car.
by then someone had moved so i did a burnout and got that spot. get gas left to goto grocery store. store parking lot is packed to the rafters, however there is some one with brake and reverse lights on in a reasonable parking spot. so i wait. i blow my horn. nothing happens. i burn out by him and park in BFE. walk by this truck, and the idiot is on the phone. i flip him off and and tell someone else who was waiting for the moron , what was up.

Welcome to the worst time of the year,
the holiday shopping season 

If I could, I'd stay home until January just to avoid these jackholes