Things That Annoy You

[BattyBrooke]

Radio hosts of news programs that do zero research on their daily topic of discussion. This woman went on and on for 2 hours about how the jury in the Oscar Pistorius trial should have been sequestered. THERE IS NO JURY IN THE OSCAR PISTORIUS TRIAL. They do not use a jury in their justice system. There is ONE judge. He/she decides guilt or innocence. NO JURY. The radio host was so passionate and emphatic in her argument and she sounded like a total dumbass. Could her producers not have informed her? Why did she not know this critical bit of information on her own? How could she be so worked up about a case she is quite obviously not following? I am sure even the janitorial specialist knows there is no damn jury.

[Yorkshire pud]

Radio hosts of news programs that do zero research on their daily topic of discussion. This woman went on and on for 2 hours about how the jury in the Oscar Pistorius trial should have been sequestered. THERE IS NO JURY IN THE OSCAR PISTORIUS TRIAL. They do not use a jury in their justice system. There is ONE judge. He/she decides guilt or innocence. NO JURY. The radio host was so passionate and emphatic in her argument and she sounded like a total dumbass. Could her producers not have informed her? Why did she not know this critical bit of information on her own? How could she be so worked up about a case she is quite obviously not following? I am sure even the janitorial specialist knows there is no damn jury.

But where would the fun in that be? Being a talking head on radio mostly doesn't need a great deal of wit. We have a radio presenter who does weekdays 12noon til 2pm on BBC Radio2. Name of Jeremy Vine..there's even a spoof twitter account about him called Jeremy Vine watch.  Irony the bloke worked as a journo in South Africa some years ago, but his knowledge is that...anything else he's a total tool.

[albrecht]

Radio hosts of news programs that do zero research on their daily topic of discussion. This woman went on and on for 2 hours about how the jury in the Oscar Pistorius trial should have been sequestered. THERE IS NO JURY IN THE OSCAR PISTORIUS TRIAL. They do not use a jury in their justice system. There is ONE judge. He/she decides guilt or innocence. NO JURY. The radio host was so passionate and emphatic in her argument and she sounded like a total dumbass. Could her producers not have informed her? Why did she not know this critical bit of information on her own? How could she be so worked up about a case she is quite obviously not following? I am sure even the janitorial specialist knows there is no damn jury.

They mostly are just pretty faces with zero knowledge of what they are talking about. Lots of cocaine and drinking problems also. Read what the teleprompter says (most often "news" is a corporate or government press release) and look nice on television.

Media Brainwashing - News simply repeats the same taglines & phrases OVER and OVER (made by an "infowarrior" but pretty good though conclusions might be wrong. Maybe they are just friggin stupid and lazy and it is not a conspiracy. But, then again.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl7sWtUu1Fc#t=20 (Conan O'Brien)

[PB the Deplorable]

... simply repeats the same taglines & phrases OVER and OVER...

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty Compilation

[wr250]

Read what the teleprompter says

isnt that what 0bama does?

[Little Hater]

CBS' 60 Minutes billing its current episodes as 'new' when all the stories are retreads from last year and even as far back as 2012.

[Heather Wade]

Crazy homeless methheads harassing me when I go out for anything. I've had it. 
My mistake for going out for a sandwich; I'm annoyed.   
Had to call the cops, again, which annoys me too.

If I ever disappear, it's because the crazy homeless lady finally killed me.   

[b_dubb]

Crazy homeless methheads harassing me when I go out for anything. I've had it. 
My mistake for going out for a sandwich; I'm annoyed.   
Had to call the cops, again, which annoys me too.

If I ever disappear, it's because the crazy homeless lady finally killed me.   

Sorry to hear about your ongoing issues with assholes.  Spray Pizza Punch in their face and run.  Maybe douse them with garlic butter and watch them collectively devour each other.

[Heather Wade]

Sorry to hear about your ongoing issues with assholes.  Spray Pizza Punch in their face and run.  Maybe douse them with garlic butter and watch them collectively devour each other.

Thanks, B Dubb.  Your ideas are noted, and added to my list of possible defenses. 
Is Pizza Punch similar to pepper spray?   

[b_dubb]

Thanks, B Dubb.  Your ideas are noted, and added to my list of possible defenses. 
Is Pizza Punch similar to pepper spray?   

Good question.  Perhaps you should add some Taco Bell hot sauce to the Pizza Punch.  That will definitely fuck up their eyes.  And give them serious indigestion, gas and diarrhea. 

[UnscreenedCaller]

  And give them serious indigestion, gas and diarrhea.

Or just cut to the chase and blast C2C with Noory out the front window. Same result.

[wr250]

Thanks, B Dubb.  Your ideas are noted, and added to my list of possible defenses. 
Is Pizza Punch similar to pepper spray?   

or toss microwaved pizza roles at them.

[b_dubb]

Or just cut to the chase and blast C2C with Noory out the front window. Same result.

Well consider the fact that people DO listen to Jorch Nooron.  Then consider what it would be like to have your house surrounded by those "people". 

I rest my case.

[wr250]

Things That Annoy You

bateman isnt on 2-3 hours 2 or more  nights a week

[Heather Wade]

or toss microwaved pizza roles at them.

Could hot pizza rolls be considered a deadly weapon? 

[UnscreenedCaller]

Well consider the fact that people DO listen to Jorch Nooron.  Then consider what it would be like to have your house surrounded by those "people". 

I rest my case.

WHAT was I thinking? 



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[Rachael Nexusei]

One-sided relationships.
Where it is all take and no give.
(Of course, I guess it depends which side of the give/take you're on.)

[Eddie Coyle]

 
      The term "man cave".

      It sounds like one of the places Al Pacino was trying to catch the killer in "Cruising".

[albrecht]

probably mentioned before but when eating something like tortilla chips you bite on wrong and a piece goes up into your gums and cuts them. Then every time you brush your teeth, no matter how carefully, usually on one last brush stroke, you re-open the cut with some errant bristles.

[FightTheFuture]

      The term "man cave".

      It sounds like one of the places Al Pacino was trying to catch the killer in "Cruising".

I like my man cave, with the wet bar and 72" surround sound HD AND posters of tOSU. Sure as Hell beats calling it "my special place."

[Rachael Nexusei]

      The term "man cave".

      It sounds like one of the places Al Pacino was trying to catch the killer in "Cruising".

How about 'Homo sapiens sapiens Den'?  Better?  No?
...oh, wait, that would include women, too.  Ruins the whole aspect.
BUT then, it would satisfy those who have gender specific issues.
Like what if you were a trans-man or a female that just likes tv, sports and beer drinking and
whatever else goes into a 'man cave'?

[Eddie Coyle]

I like my man cave, with the wet bar and 72" surround sound HD AND posters of tOSU. Sure as Hell beats calling it "my special place."

How about 'Homo sapiens sapiens Den'?  Better?  No?

      "The bunker where the misanthropic curmudgeon dwells" is my personal description.

       AKA, the cellar.

[albrecht]

      The term "man cave".

      It sounds like one of the places Al Pacino was trying to catch the killer in "Cruising".

which color bandana signifies one has a "man cave?" (I hate that term also.)

[Rachael Nexusei]

      "The bunker where the misanthropic curmudgeon dwells" is my personal description.

       AKA, the cellar.

[FightTheFuture]

      "The bunker where the misanthropic curmudgeon dwells" is my personal description.

       AKA, the cellar.

Yeah...well, I`ll stick with man cave for the time being. Thanx.

Besides, cellars don`t exist where I live.

[Eddie Coyle]

which color bandana signifies one has a "man cave?" (I hate that term also.)

    I say, teal...left pocket.

[b_dubb]

      The term "man cave".

      It sounds like one of the places Al Pacino was trying to catch the killer in "Cruising".

Nice. Reference the one Al Pacino film few people have seen and no one is (seemingly) aware of.

[Eddie Coyle]

Nice. Reference the one Al Pacino film few people have seen and no one is (seemingly) aware of.

     Friedkin, Pacino and Gay activists have been burying that movie pretty much since it was released in '80(gay activists tried to prevent it's production)

     The auditions for that film. "Ok, congrats, you'll be the extra with the greased fist"

[b_dubb]

probably mentioned before but when eating something like tortilla chips you bite on wrong and a piece goes up into your gums and cuts them. Then every time you brush your teeth, no matter how carefully, usually on one last brush stroke, you re-open the cut with some errant bristles.

If your gums don't bleed when you brush your teeth you aren't doing it right. At least that's what my russian dentist tells me.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Nice. Reference the one Al Pacino film few people have seen and no one is (seemingly) aware of.

     Friedkin, Pacino and Gay activists have been burying that movie pretty much since it was released in '80(gay activists tried to prevent it's production)

     The auditions for that film. "Ok, congrats, you'll be the extra with the greased fist"

That was one sick movie, but I managed to see it before it went away forever. It wasn't any worse in terms of violence than the other serial killer films of 80's, and I'm looking at you, Frank Sinatra, in The First Deadly Sin. The burying was all the result of PR.  It's best viewed with the Gwyneth Paltrow/Huey Lewis duo 'Cruisin' for a more surreal experience.