Things That Annoy You

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I like my drinking nice and depressed, at home, alone, with the cat. 

What happened to that ninny, did he get band?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I found his morose little self sitting at the fountain.  I sat down next to him and asked him if he was done being an ass and could we go to another mall to look at things that I could afford.  We stopped for ice cream on the way home.   

My story is pretty similar, except it was my Uncle Todd, he wanted to visit my room late at night, and he brought tequila.

[BobGrau]

...Oh yeah, and some weird dude walked up to me with his number scribbled on a scrap of an envelope, gave it to me saying, "Here, this is for you," and quickly walked away.    

And I wonder why I drink & smoke.  Good lord.

Just say the word and that number gets written on the wall of every public toilet between here and Australia.

[BobGrau]

People,  who in spoken word confuse "picture"  and "pitcher".  And there are lot of them.  Starting with Alex Jones and ending with all the so called 'experts' on our favorite C2C channel. 

I swear to God as soon as I hear somebody talking about photos and pronouncing it as "pitchers",  the radio goes OFF.

'nuff said.

(ahem) Think you'll find that's photographs.

[PB the Deplorable]

(ahem) Think you'll find that's photographs.

I've been instructed the proper term is now 'images'

[Imconfused]

I've been instructed the proper term is now 'images'

I beg to differ.  'Images' is too new age.  I like to use 'Reflections'. 

Or maybe 'Snapshots'.

[Imconfused]

My story is pretty similar, except it was my Uncle Todd, he wanted to visit my room late at night, and he brought tequila.

ahahaha.  OUCH!

[Little Hater]

Oh, and kids who ride razor scooters annoy me.  Ka-chunk, Ka-chunk, Ka-chunk... get off my sidewalk! 

Worse yet were Big Wheels. I can still hear that plasticy rattling noise.

[Tarbaby]

The little girls in my class wear these to gym. They really are cute, and so are the girls when I dim the lights and let them cut loose in their light ups. Truth is, I'm jealous. I want a pair to light my way to the bathroom at night. 

bring in your nighttime slippers and I will tape  flashlights to them with masking tape. Old-school. In ancient days when they wanted their  slippers to light up they would just light there bearskin slippers on fire.

[zeebo]

I beg to differ.  'Images' is too new age.  I like to use 'Reflections'. 

Or maybe 'Snapshots'.

I thought the correct term was 'visual impression'.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

zeebo, a little squirrel that looks just like your avatar started hanging around my yard a few days ago, so I named him after you.  Hope you don't mind, but too bad if you do because you're powerless to stop me. 

[Tarbaby]

oh, Robert, Robert, Robert. I guess you haven't read the "Amber" series by Roger Zelezny. Zeebo can "walk in Amber" thus reach out and visit you at any time.

zeebo, a little squirrel that looks just like your avatar started hanging around my yard a few days ago, so I named him after you.  Hope you don't mind, but too bad if you do because you're powerless to stop me. 

[Yorkshire pud]

zeebo, a little squirrel that looks just like your avatar started hanging around my yard a few days ago, so I named him after you.  Hope you don't mind, but too bad if you do because you're powerless to stop me. 

This is what comes of unfettered power!!! Megalomaniac in the realm of squirrel naming..Won't anyone think of the rodents who wish to be anonymous?

[zeebo]

zeebo, a little squirrel that looks just like your avatar started hanging around my yard a few days ago, so I named him after you.  Hope you don't mind, but too bad if you do because you're powerless to stop me. 

Sure but only on the condition you give him a title as well, something like Baron Zeebo, or Colonel Zeebo.  We squirrels make up for our small stature with impressive titles.

[Heather Wade]

What happened to that ninny, did he get band?

Not sure, haven't seen him since our little spat.  Maybe he gave up on my intervention.   

Just say the word and that number gets written on the wall of every public toilet between here and Australia.

Damn, should've kept it.  I tossed it in the nearest trash bin like a hot potato.  Next time some weird dude does that... you'll get to have your fun.

Worse yet were Big Wheels. I can still hear that plasticy rattling noise.

Concur!  Ban them all.  Ban them!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Sure but only on the condition you give him a title as well, something like Baron Zeebo, or Colonel Zeebo.  We squirrels make up for our small stature with impressive titles.

I first read that as "impressive titties." 

How about Inspector Zeebo?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

This is what comes of unfettered power!!! Megalomaniac in the realm of squirrel naming..Won't anyone think of the rodents who wish to be anonymous?

You don't even want to know what I do with the rabbits.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

oh, Robert, Robert, Robert. I guess you haven't read the "Amber" series by Roger Zelezny. Zeebo can "walk in Amber" thus reach out and visit you at any time.

Not if I'm wearing my tin foil coveralls.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Not sure, haven't seen him since our little spat.  Maybe he gave up on my intervention.   

Next time he shows up, tell him you've been drinking with Schrodenger's Cat, so you exist in a superposition of drunk and sober. 

(that's an inside joke, relates to a current discussion with AO in the Cosmology thread)

[UnscreenedCaller]

bring in your nighttime slippers and I will tape  flashlights to them with masking tape. Old-school. In ancient days when they wanted their  slippers to light up they would just light there bearskin slippers on fire.

Imagine how fast you could make it to the communal latrine with your bearskin slippers on fire?

[zeebo]

..How about Inspector Zeebo?

I have a feeling he'll like that - will help legitimize all that sneaking around he's probably doing.

[Heather Wade]

I first read that as "impressive titties." 

How about Inspector Zeebo?

Go for it:  Admiral Zeebo.  Prime Minister Zeebo.  El Hefe Zeebo.   

[zeebo]

Go for it:  Admiral Zeebo.  Prime Minister Zeebo.  El Hefe Zeebo.   

Yep these are all good, thanks - mine was a bit over the top I guess:  Lord Emperor Zeebo of the Cosmos.

[Imconfused]

I myself,  on my own,  have to vote for "EL HEFE ZEEBO"
 

[Treading Water]

I myself,  on my own,  have to vote for "EL HEFE ZEEBO"

I'll join you on that one.      "EL HEFE ZEEBO"

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I'll join you on that one.      "EL HEFE ZEEBO"

Then you will all want to start spelling it correctly then...

el JEFE, not el hefe

[zeebo]

Then you will all want to start spelling it correctly then...

el JEFE, not el hefe

Aha I like this title, it's already stirring up controversy.   

[Imconfused]

Then you will all want to start spelling it correctly then...

el JEFE, not el hefe

hey,  I just cut and pasted,  so don't take it out on me. 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

hey,  I just cut and pasted,  so don't take it out on me.

It's a thing that annoys me.

[zeebo]

It's a thing that annoys me.

..... and, we're back on topic.  Nice.