Things That Annoy You

[JackstarsEx]

And then, you quoted it. What are you, Ex-Lax, Spetsnaz?? Smooth move.

You can always send me private messages, boys.  Lets remove it from the chat and go a little PRIVATE.

[bigchucka]

And then, you quoted it. What are you, Ex-Lax, Spetsnaz?? Smooth move.

Fixed.

[Yorkshire pud]

You can always send me private messages, boys.  Lets remove it from the chat and go a little PRIVATE.

And spoil the fun? Tsk!!

[JackstarsEx]

Fixed.

Anyone who doesn't like Jackstar or how he behaves with EVERYONE is definitely a friend in my book.

[paladin1991]

You can always send me private messages, boys.  Lets remove it from the chat and go a little PRIVATE.

Wait a minute.  Are you that 976 Live Girl operator?  Are you going to ask me for a credit card number if I 'go private'?

[Jackstar]

Fixed.

Thank you. Now, for an encore, you can fix the 9/11 "Ommission" Report. JFK's too, while you're at it, since you're so helpful.

You know that shit has already propagated itself into an NSA database by now, right? Not that I am worried--it's the principle involved, mang. Here, wear this yellow star on your lapel.

[JackstarsEx]

We're not talking about how NEXRAD radar influences and modifies weather patterns anymore, are we?

... damn.

I'm here waiting for you to get off your high and call me, rather than hide like the coward you've become.

It's very unattractive.

[Jackstar]

Are you going to ask me for a credit card number if I 'go private'?

No, only if you're going to dinner. Spoiler Alert: she eats every day.

[JackstarsEx]

Thank you. Now, for an encore, you can fix the 9/11 "Ommission" Report. JFK's too, while you're at it, since you're so helpful.

More fix these impossible problems bullshit rather than fixing the real problems with me he's created.
TYPICAL jackstar

You know that shit has already propagated itself into an NSA database by now, right? Not that I am worried--it's the principle involved, mang. Here, wear this yellow star on your lapel.

No thanks, Nazi.  I already feel oppressed enough without being Jew.

[JackstarsEx]

Wait a minute.  Are you that 976 Live Girl operator?  Are you going to ask me for a credit card number if I 'go private'?

I came on here blazing about Jackstar.  Being his ex.
And I haven't talked much else.

Why you gotta talk about me like that, huh?
You wishing?  Hoping?  Wanting to hear some of this sexy sexy?

Get over it.  Not happenin'.

[Jackstar]

No thanks, Nazi.  I already feel oppressed enough without being Jew.

Can I invoke Godwin's Law here? My heart says "yes," but my intuition says "run for the hills, you idiot."

[paladin1991]

Get over it.  Not happenin'.

Sage advice.  Apparently not happenin' for you either. 

[JackstarsEx]

Can I invoke Godwin's Law here? My heart says "yes," but my intuition says "run for the hills, you idiot."

I'm not as good as I once was.
Love is a word that equals abuse.
Commitment means only until you find someone you want to fuck more.
Trust is a word that's used to describe the lies you don't want to admit.

Naw.
After Jackstar?
I'm pretty broke-in.

As for in bed?  His bed performance is amazing when he's not focusing on himself.

HINT:  How often to you see Jackstar NOT focusing on himself, his idea's, his issues, his problems, his viewpoint.... etc, etc, etc....

[paladin1991]

I'm not as good as I once was.
Love is a word that equals abuse.
Commitment means only until you find someone you want to fuck more.
Trust is a word that's used to describe the lies you don't want to admit.

Are you quoting Joy Division?

[Jackstar]

Yes, but what are the parakeets and goldfish thinking?

"WHY CAN'T I FLY? FUCK!!"

"WHY CAN'T I SWIM OVER THERE? JESUS!!"

[JackstarsEx]

"WHY CAN'T I FLY? FUCK!!"

"WHY CAN'T I SWIM OVER THERE? JESUS!!"

You clipped too many wings and drowned too many innocents.

[onan]

Are you quoting Joy Division?

I dunno, I do know I am starting to understand cutting.

[bigchucka]

Thank you. Now, for an encore, you can fix the 9/11 "Ommission" Report. JFK's too, while you're at it, since you're so helpful.

You know that shit has already propagated itself into an NSA database by now, right? Not that I am worried--it's the principle involved, mang. Here, wear this yellow star on your lapel.

I'm at least the one who helped to get it removed from here as quick as possible.  It was either someone speak up and say something... or let it sit here until MV showed up to vacuum.  I at least decided to say something.

As for quoting it... it was all in attempt to have it gone asap.  Sorry I didn't notice it at first, but did remove as soon as I became aware.

[JackstarsEx]

I dunno, I do know I am starting to understand cutting.

Because of Jackstar I understand cutting.
And burning.
And all kinds of self mutilation.

True story.  Ask my ex shrink.

[Jackstar]

Are you quoting Joy Division?

At an educated guess, I don't think she's ever heard of Joy Division, let alone, where they got their name--although, she'd be fascinated, I'm sure. Can you send her some mp3s or Spotify links? She loves the Spotify.

[Jackstar]

I am starting to understand cutting.

My work here is nearly complete. How do I bill Medicare?

[JackstarsEx]

At an educated guess, I don't think she's ever heard of Joy Division, let alone, where they got their name--although, she'd be fascinated, I'm sure. Can you send her some mp3s or Spotify links? She loves the Spotify.

Actually?
I hate music.
That ex he cheated on me with?
he did it around my birthday.
Took her to the concert.
Fucked her all weekend.

I HATE the music.

[onan]

My work here is nearly complete.

If that means you are about to exit the forum permanently, I will drain a vein for an hour.

[Jackstar]

Because of Jackstar I understand cutting.

It's a moral imperative: someone needs to get this tattooed.

[JackstarsEx]

It's a moral imperative: someone needs to get this tattooed.

See how it's still all about him?
And how glad he is to be so abusive?

[Jackstar]

If that means you are about to exit the forum permanently, I will drain a vein for an hour.

I can do that four times a month for the princely sum of sixty-five dollars American. When you're done getting high off the vapors of your own pharmaceutical magnificence, can you schedule in some time to get over yourself? Warning: if you can't make your own appointment, you'll have to pay a surcharge.

[JackstarsEx]

When you're done getting high off the vapors of your own pharmaceutical magnificence, can you schedule in some time to get over yourself? Warning: if you can't make your own appointment, you'll have to pay a surcharge.

Still waiting to see that IN YOU.

[bigchucka]

Because of Jackstar I understand cutting.

I learned from Alton Brown.


http://youtu.be/RQ9OLPC-dkE

[paladin1991]

Okay girls, I am off to bed.  Have fun.  Hope to see you all later.  No cutting or playing with sharp objects.  You know who I'm talking to.

[Jackstar]

See how it's still all about him?

Crazy banshee! You are the one stalking me!!

And how glad he is to be so abusive?

How am I being abusive? You are literally stalking me. I would think your Internet ravings to be something mildly amusing, except for the time, you broke into my house and tracked dogshit all over the floor. There is obviously no boundary beyond which you are unwilling to cross.