Things That Annoy You

[UnscreenedCaller]

Trolls, with or without soul patches

[steelbot]

When things sidetrack, especially when you've put a lot of time and energy into making sure it's nearly perfect!   

[paladin1991]

My understanding is that term refers to the small square of hair that grows directly below the lower lip, and above the chin--you can see The Dude's patch quite clearly in Onan's icon.

That little chin patch must have another moniker. I admit to some mild curiousity as to what it might be.

Taint broom

[Birdie]

I've consulted several facial hair id charts and as far as I can tell, Travolta's douchey chin hair is not yet a named style. One site described it as a chin hat. Another called it a nubbin. I like chin hat. It looks really, really stupid.
This is fun:
http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-type-chart/

Hmm. Maybe he has a modified chin puff?
This list does not show my husband's beard, the Lazy Biker or aka the Lazy Hippie

[Tarbaby]

When things sidetrack, especially when you've put a lot of time and energy into making sure it's nearly perfect!   

tell us the details?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Sexy women whispering in songs - Yay. 

Cheesy guys whispering in songs - Boo.

Examples please.

http://youtu.be/E3XpZSyqF-Q

[steelbot]

When things sidetrack, especially when you've put a lot of time and energy into making sure it's nearly perfect!   

Otherwise known as canoeing  , I wonder if I roll something this silly, if it'll prevent it lol. It's a tulip!

[b_dubb]

http://youtu.be/E3XpZSyqF-Q

A French song about lawn equipment? Mon dieu!

[PB the Deplorable]

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear"

That's not good - they should be further than they appear.  And no, heh, I didn't get into a wreck or have a close call

[McPhallus]

That's not good - they should be further than they appear.  And no, heh, I didn't get into a wreck or have a close call

There's an incredibly sappy Meatloaf song addressing this very topic.

[bigchucka]

That fat man can sing...

[jazmunda]

There's an incredibly sappy Meatloaf song addressing this very topic.

What is the "that" in "I would do anything for love but I won't do that"?

[bateman]

What is the "that" in "I would do anything for love but I won't do that"?

It's called pegging - I'm sure you're familiar.

[RcCle]

It's called pegging - I'm sure you're familiar.

Engaging in conversation with fidget... That's what he wouldn't do...And he would do ANYTHING, but he won't go near that..

[jazmunda]

It's called pegging - I'm sure you're familiar.

Ah yes. I knew butt hurt had to be involved.

[onan]

Ah yes. I knew butt hurt had to be involved.

I see you know your butt hurt well.

[jazmunda]

I see you know your butt hurt well.

After awhile the hurt just becomes a dull throb.

[RealCool Daddio]

Ah yes. I knew butt hurt had to be involved.

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[pate]

Jackwagon... JacqueAces...  Yakov....

[wr250]

people who ramble on about the past, and how they were fucked over (in their opinion), but could of made it all good then,and didnt.

[bateman]

An older friend of mine (50) said 3 out of 4 of the last women he's been out to dinner with asked if they could order an extra entree to take home to their kid. There are women who seriously think that's acceptable?

[aldousburbank]

people who ramble on about the past, and how they were fucked over (in their opinion), but could of made it all good then,and didnt.

...and junk.

[Jackstar]

There are women who seriously think that's acceptable?

How can they know unless they ask?

Things are different for a dating single mother. For example, once they get asked out, they already know the fucker is desperate.

[aldousburbank]

An older friend of mine (50) said 3 out of 4 of the last women he's been out to dinner with asked if they could order an extra entree to take home to their kid. There are women who seriously think that's acceptable?

I know, it's so rude. My wife always wants to feed our 10 yr old that way too. Forget about it!  He can take his own ass out to dinner is my feeling on the matter. Geez.

[bateman]

I know, it's so rude. My wife always wants to feed our 10 yr old that way too. Forget about it!  He can take his own ass out to dinner is my feeling on the matter. Geez.

Meaning, the guy was expected to pay for the extra entree.

[aldousburbank]

Meaning, the guy was expected to pay for the extra entree.

Meaning, I think, if you expect some take out, give some take out. I'll refrain from deploying the doggy bag analogy.

[jazmunda]

Meaning, the guy was expected to pay for the extra entree.

I bet you expect the sex to be consensual and free too.

[steelbot]

I bet you expect the sex to be consensual and free too.

sometimes... :

[ItsOver]

An older friend of mine (50) said 3 out of 4 of the last women he's been out to dinner with asked if they could order an extra entree to take home to their kid. There are women who seriously think that's acceptable?

With Noory being such a chick magnet, I can see Jorch asking a lady if they could order an extra meal or two for Tommy.  Probably hard to say no with Tommy setting between the two.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Meaning, the guy was expected to pay for the extra entree.

Is she paying for the babysitter? Might work out if thats the case.