Things That Annoy You

[MV/Liberace!]

Have you considered very late term adoption?

very late term abortion might be better for my purposes.

[Cynnie]

i just found out that my mom thinks the earth is approximately 6,000 years old.

Me tooo ! My mom is all of a sudden spouting off creationism shit..this is NOT the woman I grew up with.

[jazmunda]

very late term abortion might be better for my purposes.

I was trying to be politically correct. I don't need the right to lifers on my case too.

[MV/Liberace!]

Me tooo ! My mom is all of a sudden spouting off creationism shit..this is NOT the woman I grew up with.

man.  what old age and the slow creep of death do to people.  i hope i don't go batshit when i get old or close to death and start hedging my bets be believing this shit.  if i do, each of the people on this forum have a preemptive license to come fist rape me as punishment.

some of you will line up faster than others, for sure.

[wr250]

man.  what old age and the slow creep of death do to people.  i hope i don't go batshit when i get old or close to death and start hedging my bets be believing this shit.  if i do, each of the people on this forum have a preemptive license to come fist rape me as punishment.

some of you will line up faster than others, for sure.

i believe it is called old-timers disease

[jazmunda]

man.  what old age and the slow creep of death do to people.  i hope i don't go batshit when i get old or close to death and start hedging my bets be believing this shit.  if i do, each of the people on this forum have a preemptive license to come fist rape me as punishment.

some of you will line up faster than others, for sure.

Can we take a number now? I can wait.

[eddie dean]

man.  what old age and the slow creep of death do to people.  i hope i don't go batshit when i get old or close to death and start hedging my bets be believing this shit.  if i do, each of the people on this forum have a preemptive license to come fist rape me as punishment.

some of you will line up faster than others, for sure.

Promises promises.

Naked Eyes - Promises Promises:
http://youtu.be/H8Q83DPZy6E

[jazmunda]

Promises promises.

Naked Eyes - Promises Promises:
http://youtu.be/H8Q83DPZy6E

I love early 80s music videos.

[PB the Deplorable]

...  if i do, each of the people on this forum have a preemptive license to come fist rape me as punishment...

Is that supposed to punish you or us?

[jazmunda]

Is that supposed to punish you or us?

It could just be a punishment for us if you get my drift.

[Cynnie]

man.  what old age and the slow creep of death do to people.  i hope i don't go batshit when i get old or close to death and start hedging my bets be believing this shit.  if i do, each of the people on this forum have a preemptive license to come fist rape me as punishment.

some of you will line up faster than others, for sure.

Fisting is soooo trendy

[wr250]

man.  what old age and the slow creep of death do to people.  i hope i don't go batshit when i get old or close to death and start hedging my bets be believing this shit.  if i do, each of the people on this forum have a preemptive license to come fist rape me as punishment.

some of you will line up faster than others, for sure.

no i will not fist rape you. i will force you to listen to endless c2c with jorch noory shows until you come to  your senses.

[jazmunda]

no i will not fist rape you. i will force you to listen to endless c2c with jorch noory shows until you come to  your senses.

You horrible person. Fisting is so much more humane.

[MV/Liberace!]

Is that supposed to punish you or us?

It depends on where you are in your life.

[Catsmile]

...if i do, each of the people on this forum have a preemptive license to come fist rape me as punishment.

Lawd, pray for GoatsVee.

Once you see it... you will never unsee it.
And you will see it everywhere.

[BobGrau]

i just found out that my mom thinks the earth is approximately 6,000 years old.

Ah, yes... of course the years were a lot longer, in those days.

[jazmunda]

i just found out that my mom thinks the earth is approximately 6,000 years old.

Is there any chance she was counting in Dog Years?

[Jackstar]

On the flip side, my eighty-years-young mother has been watching the new Cosmos, and now she's convinced that no such place as Heaven can even exist.

Kind of a bummer, but I'm comforted to know that she'll find out the truth eventually. She'll love it: all her shoes will be there!

[b_dubb]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lpM-hrNMaws

[paladin1991]

Never heard of them... But me guessin they be some crapwestern yodel'ers with made up names and
nice buns.

Yeah, they must work out.

[paladin1991]

i just found out that my mom thinks the earth is approximately 6,000 years old.

Give or take.

[paladin1991]

very late term abortion might be better for my purposes.

You first.

[paladin1991]

man.  what old age and the slow creep of death do to people.  i hope i don't go batshit when i get old or close to death and start hedging my bets be believing this shit.  if i do, each of the people on this forum have a preemptive license to come fist rape me as punishment.

some of you will line up faster than others, for sure.

do we have to wait until you are old and saggy?  Can we hedge our bets and do it now?

[paladin1991]

Fisting is soooo trendy

Everybody loves a Crisco Kiss.

[MV/Liberace!]

  do we have to wait until you are old and saggy?  Can we hedge our bets and do it now?

let me check the schedule.  sunday is "family day".

[steelbot]

I too recently had a friend tell me he only believes the Earth to be 6500 years old.  No shit, not lying, truly believes it.  Now trying not to be judgmental about it, I tried to plead as much science as I could, and he ended it with geology is wrong, and I don't believe in carbon dating.... ok...I can no longer take any thing you say serious.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'm beginning to suspect the Earth is lying about its age.  Seems like it's been 6000 years old for a couple of decades at least.

[Cynnie]

I too recently had a friend tell me he only believes the Earth to be 6500 years old.  No shit, not lying, truly believes it.  Now trying not to be judgmental about it, I tried to plead as much science as I could, and he ended it with geology is wrong, and I don't believe in carbon dating.... ok...I can no longer take any thing you say serious.

What year did he get the brain injury ?

[zeebo]

I'm beginning to suspect the Earth is lying about its age.  Seems like it's been 6000 years old for a couple of decades at least.

Yeah she's starting to show her age, she's just not as supple as before - some areas like the southwest for instance are in dire need of a good moisterizer.

[steelbot]

What year did he get the brain injury ?

lol - 1970...??  I don't know.  :