Things That Annoy You

[West of the Rockies]

Ah, I can almost smell the heady aroma of Old Spice and Geno's Pizza Rolls.... 

Would you call JBW a "guilty pleasure", Seraphim?  I've got those, too:  Sarah Palin comes to mind.  Can't stand her politics or voice... wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

[Yorkshire pud]

Ah, I can almost smell the heady aroma of Old Spice and Geno's Pizza Rolls.... 

Would you call JBW a "guilty pleasure", Seraphim?  I've got those, too:  Sarah Palin comes to mind.  Can't stand her politics or voice... wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Oh how could you? You've let your standards slip!! Let yourself down, you've let the forum down, you've let your colleagues down..how bloody could you? Bitch. 

[West of the Rockies]

Oh how could you? You've let your standards slip!! Let yourself down, you've let the forum down, you've let your colleagues down..how bloody could you? Bitch. 

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa... I know, I am less-than a worm scrabbling in the mud.  It's that red power suit and the damn Naughty Monkey do-me pumps, okay?

[Juan]

Well, West, you've shown yourself to be an open minded man.

[jazmunda]

Well, West, you've shown yourself to be an open minded man.

Open minded? I'd say he has an open dick policy in this instance. For what it's worth I agree with him in this case. Palin seems like she'd go off like a firecracker in the sack.

[Yorkshire pud]

Open minded? I'd say he has an open duck policy in this instance. For what it's worth I agree with him in this case. Palin seems like she'd go off like a firecracker in the sack.

Typical, bloody typical.. I was okay until you bastards corrupted me..Now look at me!! I'm writing to my MP and The daily Mail, you'll see, and another thing, I wa  (cont pp94)

[bateman]

"Where is this glamorous dinner being held?" you might ask. "Is it some opulent turn of the century hotel?"

No, it's on a goddamn zeppelin, the way air travel should be. 

[jazmunda]

"Where is this glamorous dinner being held?" you might ask. "Is it some opulent turn of the century hotel?"

No, it's on a goddamn zeppelin, the way air travel should be. 

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

You lost the game too?

God dammit, Bateman!

[georgesucks]

Ok this annoys me because Jazmunda is killing 100,000 bats in australia. Why Jaz are you killing bats?
http://theweek.com/article/index/254796/why-did-100000-dead-bats-reportedly-fall-out-of-the-sky-in-australia

[jazmunda]

Ok this annoys me because Jazmunda is killing 100,000 bats in australia. Why Jaz are you killing bats?
http://theweek.com/article/index/254796/why-did-100000-dead-bats-reportedly-fall-out-of-the-sky-in-australia

Good riddance to them. The are flying rats and a pest. We have a massive palm tree and if we don't trim the fruit yearly, which is an expensive exercise, the bastards nest in there make a mess by eating and dropping the fruit, shitting and pissing in my yard and swooping down on us after dusk.

[georgesucks]

Good riddance to them. The are flying rats and a pest. We have a massive palm tree and if we don't trim the fruit yearly, which is an expensive exercise, the bastards nest in there make a mess by eating and dropping the fruit, shitting and pissing in my yard and swooping down on us after dusk.

So the bats are the "george noory" in the flying rats world?

[jazmunda]

So the bats are the "george noory" in the flying rats world?

Worse. That is George Noory is worse and I fucking loathe those bats.

[georgesucks]

Worse. That is George Noory is worse and I fucking loathe those bats.

Ok I understand.

[nbirnes]

Good riddance to them. The are flying rats and a pest. We have a massive palm tree and if we don't trim the fruit yearly, which is an expensive exercise, the bastards nest in there make a mess by eating and dropping the fruit, shitting and pissing in my yard and swooping down on us after dusk.

Oh no no no! You should pack them up and ship them to Pennsylvania. Ours are dying here, just like the bees. And they are the only thing that will eat stinkbugs, which we have inherited from China.

You know, with the cool stuff from the Dollar Store.

So. Send bats here. Over.

[jazmunda]

Oh no no no! You should pack them up and ship them to Pennsylvania. Ours are dying here, just like the bees. And they are the only thing that will eat stinkbugs, which we have inherited from China.

You know, with the cool stuff from the Dollar Store.

So. Send bats here. Over.

You can have them all.

[Treading Water]

Oh no no no! You should pack them up and ship them to Pennsylvania. Ours are dying here, just like the bees. And they are the only thing that will eat stinkbugs, which we have inherited from China.

You know, with the cool stuff from the Dollar Store.

So. Send bats here. Over.

I'm with Nancy on this one.  I'll take flying rats over these damned stink bugs any day!!!

BTW n, they say chickens eat them, too.   

[West of the Rockies]

Bats are absolutely essential to our ecosystem.  Yes, they carry rabies, but they do so much useful good.  Bats are your friends!  I love "the bat hour" when they all appear in the darkening sky.  My daughter and I go out in the summer to enjoy the show.

[aldousburbank]

Bats are absolutely essential to our ecosystem.  Yes, they carry rabies, but they do so much useful good.  Bats are your friends!  I love "the bat hour" when they all appear in the darkening sky.  My daughter and I go out in the summer to enjoy the show.

I think we effed up when we went to aluminum ones though.

[bateman]

Hoooooooly fuck do I feel a rant coming on.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/01/09/girls-producers-defend-nudity/

[West of the Rockies]

I think we effed up when we went to aluminum ones though.

And don't even get me started on the damn Designated Hitter rule!  (You are a funny guy, AB!)

[jazmunda]

Hoooooooly fuck do I feel a rant coming on.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/01/09/girls-producers-defend-nudity/

Were you the reporter that asked the question?

[jazmunda]

Bats are absolutely essential to our ecosystem.  Yes, they carry rabies, but they do so much useful good.  Bats are your friends!  I love "the bat hour" when they all appear in the darkening sky.  My daughter and I go out in the summer to enjoy the show.

The only good bat is Batman and he's only half bat.

[aldousburbank]

It is annoying unto me when I post a bunch of stupid shit in a single day. As if I had nothing better to do. Wait... fuck!

[wr250]

sisters-in-law that bitch about their married boyfriends

[aldousburbank]

sisters-in-law that bitch about their married boyfriends

Tell her to stop her bitching or I'll drop her cold.

[jazmunda]

sisters-in-law that bitch about their married boyfriends

I wish someone would take me as their married boyfriend that I could treat like shit.

[ziznak]

I wish someone would take me as their married boyfriend that I could treat like shit.

jaz buddy... i think you need to spank yer monkey more man.  lately you seem like you've got all this pent up ehhhhh... pent up.... i dunno.  SEMEM... its pent up semen dude. go spank the shit out of yer monkey.  er spank the semen out of yer monkey i mean.

[wr250]

Tell her to stop her bitching or I'll drop her cold.

shes in frozen Rhode island. i know you aint there as your a warm weather critter like i.

[aldousburbank]

shes in frozen Rhode island. i know you aint there as your a warm weather critter like i.

Yeh, cold is so annoying. But wait, I thought you wuz a penguin?