Things That Annoy You

[bateman]

I like a woman with some curves. The tatts I could do without. I applaud the magazine for not putting a celery stick who just barfed up her salad lunch on the cover.

Agree with you on the last point, but when I think of curvy, this is not the image I come up with.

[bateman]

Here's the tat I'm in the process of getting on my back:

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Followed by this one:

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Those are both awesome for entirely different reasons.

[bateman]

Bananas that aren't ripe enough. They have this disgusting, vaguely piney taste to them.

[bateman]

While we're on the subject of fruit, orange juice with pulp. If I want to chew my orange juice, I'll just eat a damn orange.

[bateman]

There really aren't too many things that annoy me. Cold weather tops the list. Lack of sleep.

[bateman]

I guess it annoys me that I don't have a Sunseeker Predator.

[jazmunda]

While we're on the subject of fruit, orange juice with pulp. If I want to chew my orange juice, I'll just eat a damn orange.

That's it. I can't take it anymore. We can no longer be friends. I love pulp. Can't get enough of it. I'd buy and OJ that had extra pulp if it was socially acceptable.

Warning this comes from a guy who likes to lick lemons.

[jazmunda]

There really aren't too many things that annoy me. Cold weather tops the list. Lack of sleep.

I prefer cold to hot. You can put on more layers in the cold but you can't strip off in the sweltering heat when you're already in your undies.

Having said that it doesn't get very cold where I live.

[bateman]

That's it. I can't take it anymore. We can no longer be friends. I love pulp. Can't get enough of it. I'd buy and OJ that had extra pulp if it was socially acceptable.

Warning this comes from a guy who likes to lick lemons.

I feel like I'm a whale filtering plankton when I drink your disgusting pulpy orange juice.

[bateman]

Jaz, is there anything you'd like to tell the audience about your opinion of Lena Dunham?

[bateman]

[jazmunda]

Jaz, is there anything you'd like to tell the audience about your opinion of Lena Dunham?

http://youtu.be/vaT9iJv0vEs

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Like I said, I'm ready to pack my cat in the backpack and walk.  North.

♩Do you know the way to San Jose...♩

[bateman]

Heh, doesn't honesty feel good, Jazzy?

[bateman]

But hey, all shapes & sizes, someone for everyone, blah blah blahZ

[bateman]

I miss Lonevoice, Popple, SaucyRossy & Sardondi. Come back to the zoo.

[zeebo]

Bananas that aren't ripe enough. They have this disgusting, vaguely piney taste to them.

They're better than overripe ones with that gamey musty smell they get.  At that point the only value I get from them is to smush them for entertainment.

[bateman]

They're better than overripe ones with that gamey musty smell they get.  At that point the only value I get from them is to smush them for entertainment.

You know there are weird foot fetish videos on YouTube where women do that. You know, with their feet.

[jazmunda]

You know there are weird foot fetish videos on YouTube where women do that. You know, with their feet.

And you know that how?

[bateman]

And you know that how?

What, you've never played the "can I masturbate to this?" game?

[jazmunda]

What, you've never played the "can I masturbate to this?" game?

Is that what it's called? I call it Wednesday. I'm going to try the Lena Dunham photo above tonight.

[zeebo]

You know there are weird foot fetish videos on YouTube where women do that. You know, with their feet.

I'll wait for the 3-D movie.

[bateman]

Is that what it's called? I call it Wednesday. I'm going to try the Lena Dunham photo above tonight.

Godspeed, that one's not for beginners.

[Yorkshire pud]

I guess it annoys me that I don't have a Sunseeker Predator.

I worked at a place where I printed a mesh banner 10 metres by 4 of the boat used in Casino Royalle, for Sunseeker. They were displaying at Earls Court boat show (2007 I think) Impressive when it was put on the wall of our print room to check.

[BobGrau]

While we're on the subject of fruit, orange juice with pulp. If I want to chew my orange juice, I'll just eat a damn orange.

You know damn well you're too lazy to eat an actual orange. That's why bananas were invented.

[Treading Water]

You know there are weird foot fetish videos on YouTube where women do that. You know, with their feet.

Eww.

[jazmunda]

Godspeed, that one's not for beginners.

I chickened out. I will work up the courage and give it a shot next week. Hopefully she releases a video of her mashing overripe bananas with her feet. Get that image out of your head.

[FallenSeraph]

What, you've never played the "can I masturbate to this?" game?

Damn, you guys. You've ruined bananas and Lena Durham for me now, seriously.

[bateman]

Damn, you guys. You've ruined bananas and Lena Durham for me now, seriously.

You lost the game too?

[FallenSeraph]

You lost the game too?

LOL

I'll always have this:

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