Things That Annoy You

[Eddie Coyle]

Yeah dells are the worst.

      I've got yellow fever. I'll try a Samsung next time.

[Cynnie]

It's sad. This site used to rock. It used to be populated with the smartest and funniest people on the internet.  The average IQ of users has dropped about 30 points over the recent months.  Welcome to TardGab.

The creepers, attention whores, trolls, retards, and assholes that have flooded this forum have ruined it.  Oh well.

I found this site to find Art.  Art's back.  See ya.

Im not retarded , i have adhd , and i get bored easily ..and i hate typing , so i tend to use as few words as possible ..i dont think im an attention whore ..honest
I do troll mike huckabee on facebook , but that is my big weakness , im powerless to stop

But i am an asshole , sadly
There should be a 12 step program for that

[onan]

Im not retarded , i have adhd , and i get bored easily ..and i hate typing , so i tend to use as few words as possible ..i dont think im an attention whore ..honest
I do troll mike huckabee on facebook , but that is my big weakness , im powerless to stop

But i am an asshole , sadly
There should be a 12 step program for that

The problem with forums is, calling anyone specifically out usually starts a flame war. So valid criticisms are often made with no bullseye. Then every person starts to suspect themselves. It's human, if that dynamic doesn't happen it may be a sign for checkin in on your personality.

I don't think for a second The General meant you.

[Cynnie]

The problem with forums is, calling anyone specifically out usually starts a flame war. So valid criticisms are often made with no bullseye. Then every person starts to suspect themselves. It's human, if that dynamic doesn't happen it may be a sign for checkin in on your personality.

I don't think for a second The General meant you.

Im a sensitive soul

[UnscreenedCaller]

I do troll mike huckabee on facebook , but that is my big weakness , im powerless to stop

But i am an asshole , sadly

LOL for #1. Absolutely not for #2

[bateman]

Carrie Fisher, a loooooong time ago.

[Mels-hole1984]

I hate yapper dogs. 

Why do people have dogs that bark that high pitched bark over and over again all day?  Take care of the doggie, give it a treat, play with it, take it inside for a nap or something.  I love animals... but whoever got the yapper type dog recently is messing with my professional environment.  Grrrr.

"Hi, *YAP!* tech support *YAP!* how can I *YAP!* help you?" *YAP!*   

Two of my neighbors have dogs. The one in the  rear of my yard has 4 rug dogs that get put outside at 5am everyday. Which means they start barking at 5 am every FUCKING day! They are left out there until about 4pm every afternoon when the fuck head who owns them gets home from work. The neighbor across the street puts there dog out around 7am and when it hears the other dogs barking, he starts going at it. Ceaselessly for hours....It drives me up the wall,especially when I work the night shift and am trying sleep...I had to get that out.

[Heather Wade]

I. Feel. Your. Pain. 

Once, some thoughtful person brought their rottwieler or boxer or whatever aggressive dog and tied it to a tree behind my place.  And left it there.  I am up late working, around 9 pm, and I hear this barking begin.  I'm going, wtf?
Next morning, still barking.  But, now I also hear several people out there making a fuss & I can faintly hear that it is about this dog.  I go out there to look, and there's 10 people trying to get this abandoned dog untied from the tree but it is so pissed off it's virtually impossible without being devoured.  I could understand the dog's anger.
The whole time, I just thought the dog was barking at a squirrel in the tree or something.
We scrambled & I went and got some water, someone else got some dog food, and yet another stranger came along who wanted the dog.  So we spent two hours whispering, watering, and feeding the poor thing until it finally trusted us to set it free with the kind stranger.
I hope it lived happily ever after.  But, gawd-dammit, wtf?
Perfectly good animal, and was oh so loveable after we got it untied; tail wagging and happy to go home with it's new owner.

Fuck, man.  Who ties their dog to a tree and leaves it there?!?

No trees behind my new place, thank all the gods.  Don't think my sassy new landlady would put up with yapper dogs either.  Peace awaits.  Which is a good thing because, I swear, another month of this shit and I'm gonna have a heart attack or I fear my brain is going to get fed up and just turn itself off.

Sorry about the rant. 

[bateman]

I. Feel. Your. Pain. 

Once, some thoughtful person brought their rottwieler or boxer or whatever aggressive dog and tied it to a tree behind my place.  And left it there.  I am up late working, around 9 pm, and I hear this barking begin.  I'm going, wtf?
Next morning, still barking.  But, now I also hear several people out there making a fuss & I can faintly hear that it is about this dog.  I go out there to look, and there's 10 people trying to get this abandoned dog untied from the tree but it is so pissed off it's virtually impossible without being devoured.  I could understand the dog's anger.
The whole time, I just thought the dog was barking at a squirrel in the tree or something.
We scrambled & I went and got some water, someone else got some dog food, and yet another stranger came along who wanted the dog.  So we spent two hours whispering, watering, and feeding the poor thing until it finally trusted us to set it free with the kind stranger.
I hope it lived happily ever after.  But, gawd-dammit, wtf?
Perfectly good animal, and was oh so loveable after we got it untied; tail wagging and happy to go home with it's new owner.

Fuck, man.  Who ties their dog to a tree and leaves it there?!?

No trees behind my new place, thank all the gods.  Don't think my sassy new landlady would put up with yapper dogs either.  Peace awaits.  Which is a good thing because, I swear, another month of this shit and I'm gonna have a heart attack or I fear my brain is going to get fed up and just turn itself off.

Sorry about the rant. 

A shit person, that's who.

[Cynnie]

I burnt my Plátanos Maduros  ..dammit

[UnscreenedCaller]

My husky howls in the morning when she goes out. She sits on the grass, tilts her head up and howls at the sky. I think she's answering the morning birds, but I lure her back in as quickly as I can. No one wants to hear woooooo awoooooo at 6AM.

Only an a-hole would tie a dog up and abandon it.

[Heather Wade]

I might actually dig that.  Howling huskies are cool.   

After that dog incident, I find myself imagining the asshat that did it being tied to a tree and left for dead... in a place where no one can hear him scream.  Mu ha ha haaaaaa. 

[UnscreenedCaller]

I might actually dig that.  Howling huskies are cool.   

[Mels-hole1984]

Carrie Fisher, a loooooong time ago.

[ChewMouse]

I might actually dig that.  Howling huskies are cool.

Our son recently returned from doing fieldwork in Greenland and I swear there seemed to be more Huskies than people. Actually, the folks there just call them all "Eskimo dogs" since the breeding varies.

What I loved it that for the first six months of a pup's life, it's allowed to roam the streets freely and must be protected. The dogs need to be somewhat socialized to humans, though they are very certainly working dogs. After six months, they live in large fenced areas with other dogs, unless they're out pulling sleds.

Here's a pic of one of the fieldworkers being attacked by "Eskimo" puppies in Uummannaq, Greenland:

[Heather Wade]

You mean, you're walking along, and get mobbed by puppies?  Wow!  That's so awesome!

I want to go to Greenland.

[Cynnie]

You mean, you're walking along, and get mobbed by puppies?  Wow!  That's so awesome!

I want to go to Greenland.

You can just come to my house ..theres love all over the place

[Foodlion]

You mean, you're walking along, and get mobbed by puppies?  Wow!  That's so awesome!

I want to go to Greenland.

I was unemployed in Greenland once. Can't say I liked it.

[Chine]

You can just come to my house ..theres love all over the place

There's a dog/puppies thread in general discussion. Check near page 3 in threads. Bellgabbers share their furbaby pics.

[onan]

[b_dubb]

Carrie Fisher, a loooooong time ago.

SCHWIIIING

so fine. there is no defense against the bronze bikini

[area51drone]

Carrie Fisher, a loooooong time ago.

Jabba let her out for a bit, eh? 

[poprocksncoke]

It's sad. This site used to rock. It used to be populated with the smartest and funniest people on the internet.  The average IQ of users has dropped about 30 points over the recent months.  Welcome to TardGab.

The creepers, attention whores, trolls, retards, and assholes that have flooded this forum have ruined it.  Oh well.

I found this site to find Art.  Art's back.  See ya.

Want us to get off your lawn?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Today was a horrible day. I need puppy antidepressants! Where are the puppies! I need puppies!

[Heather Wade]

You can just come to my house ..theres love all over the place

Aww!  I'm such a sucker for all the furry babies.

I use this form of medication daily. 

Speaking of animals.  I'm starting to think someone has placed a curse on me whereby I am constantly plagued by noise.  If such a thing exists.  Idk, but the thought makes me laugh.  Ok, now... to go along with the yapper dogs and the couch beaters... it's bird season.
This is going to sound crazy, but I swear to gawd, there's crows or some shit trying to peck their way into the bathroom.  Directly over the tub.    
So, I'm sleeping in after a long night of working, Bellgabbing, and rocking out with Dark Matter, and I hear this sound... like a little hammer... peck!  peck!  peck, peck!  Like someone throwing rocks at the place.  Crawl out of bed... and this sound is scaring the kitty... so I, the brave, go to investigate.  Damn black beak poking through the cieling through a little hole!!  omg.  Not again.  Get the spackle.

I've been trying to tell the landlords about this every year, but they just think I'm batshit.  Well, I can't wait for someone else to move in here and get woke up by all this madness!  I want to be a fly on the wall at the Landlord's office when the new tenant calls in to say, "There's birds trying to get into the bathroom!" 

4 more days of this crap & I am off to my own little paradise. 
(Sorry about another rant, and I may need to rant again later... )

[UnscreenedCaller]

I'm telling you, redacted, that bloody sofa is haunted and it's drawing the Council of Crows.

[Heather Wade]

I'm telling you, redacted, that bloody sofa is haunted and it's drawing the Council of Crows.

Perhaps the Ghost Buster Gals can bust that couch remotely & send the crows into the "cosmic recycle bin". 

[Catsmile]

Perhaps the Ghost Buster Gals can bust that couch remotely & send the crows into the "cosmic recycle bin". 

Those darn asshol... er ass souls.

[ItsOver]

Why the hell are cell phones getting larger instead of smaller?
I can't manage the size of this garbage.  Remember the Razor?
I want a razor.  Not a some unwieldy thing the size of a Pong controller.

And why do they still sound like shit?

Was wondering the same.  I'll be keeping my Android artifact a while longer.  Oh, does Windows 8 still suck?

[West of the Rockies]

Was wondering the same.  I'll be keeping my Android artifact a while longer.  Oh, does Windows 8 still suck?

Could be worse... try getting by with a Farnsworth!