Things That Annoy You

[MV/Liberace!]

- Driving is a privilege, not a right.

oh GOD how i vomit when i hear someone brainlessly repeat this.  try surviving in 2012 america without automotive transportation.  just try.  it would essentially ruin your life and drastically impede your ability to care for yourself and/or your family.  this "privilege" point of view suggests it's only by the grace of our precious government that i am allowed to drive and that i should be on my knees thanking the missouri legislature every time i arrive at my destination.  i think driving IS a right until you do something to justify the revocation of that right (you know the list of offenses).  if driving weren't a right, the government would have the ability/right to remove your driving "privileges" without reason, which they can't do.

[Eddie Coyle]

 
          I really hate  - - - gers. I mean, these fucking fools are the biggest waste of flesh and blood. Rude, insolent bags of shit.

          Yes, I declare that absolutely hate joggers.

[Jasmine]

Men who wear socks of any color with sandals, and who wear white socks with black dress shoes. 

[MV/Liberace!]

Men who wear socks of any color with sandals, and who wear white socks with black dress shoes. 

if i don't wear socks with my sandals, the leather beneath my feet causes them to stink because it doesn't breathe.  what's a boy to do?

[aldousburbank]

Narcissistic cult leaders, because, are there any other kind?

[Zircon]

MV's rules about allowing just a one sentence post per 24 hour period in his novel creation thread.

[Marc.Knight]

MV's rules about allowing just a one sentence post per 24 hour period in his novel creation thread.

Create a thread to write a novel with no rules.

[ziznak]

I hate it when I post something on my phone and because of these damn god aweful touch screen keyboards I happen upon it later in the day and realize there's like typos in every friggin line... my next phone with def be an android but with an actual keyboard with... physical keys

[Camazotz Automat]

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[DangerousBlossom]

if i don't wear socks with my sandals, the leather beneath my feet causes them to stink because it doesn't breathe.  what's a boy to do?

Clogs.  I have a very breathable pair made out of hemp.  They look okay with socks.  Still the socks are preferable to a man wearing sandals with toe rings featuring gem stones.  If you instead on toe rings, forget the jewels.

[DangerousBlossom]

If you instead on toe rings, forget the jewels.

"insist" not "instead."  I thought the editing time was supposed to be longer now?  Oh well, it was a dumb reply even without the word error. 

[MV/Liberace!]

"insist" not "instead."  I thought the editing time was supposed to be longer now?  Oh well, it was a dumb reply even without the word error.

It's one hour.

[Camazotz Automat]

A friend sent an email today asking if I wanted to buy any DVDs of current movies from her bootlegger, among them, Men In Black 3.

Why stop there?

Let's set up a big cocaine transaction via email while we're at it.

The naiveté of mainstream computer users astounds me.

Despite the logical retort of:

Realistically this
and
You're just paranoid that

Talking via email about illegally purchasing a new/unreleased film remains reckless communication.   It's not as if she wanted to "share" a "personal file" with me.  She was drumming up business for someone I do not know.

Thus it annoys me.

While I am a teeny tiny fish, who knows how big of a fish her "bootlegger" is and upon whose radar I am now blipping? (yeah, I know, I am already on all those lists anyway.... ever since the less than careful days of my High Weirdness By Mail adventures, courtesy of Ivan Stang, but STILL, a principle is involved here.)

I see this person at least 3 times a week. Couldn't it have waited?  WTF?

[Frys Girl]

Let's set up a big cocaine transaction via email while we're at it.

You are right to be worried. That was a dumb thing by her. Ignore the e-mail!

[aldousburbank]

You are right to be worried. That was a dumb thing by her. Ignore the e-mail!

Buy low, sell high.

[Camazotz Automat]

You are right to be worried. That was a dumb thing by her. Ignore the e-mail!

Too late.  I already emailed her back and told her I need like hell a DVD copy of Noory's many UFO convention appearances.

Waiting for a response.

[Frys Girl]

Too late.  I already emailed her back and told her I need like hell a DVD copy of Noory's many UFO convention appearances.

Waiting for a response.

Put them on megaupload/youtube puh-leez! I need a few laughs. You know, George Noory tells his best jokes at those conventions.



George Noory at UFOstream.com San Diego Conference

[Camazotz Automat]

Put them on megaupload/youtube puh-leez! I need a few laughs. You know, George Noory tells his best jokes at those conventions.

Bootlegger's response:  "Who the fuck is George Noory?"

[Eddie Coyle]

 
       A 5'10" woman wearing 4 inch heels.

[stevesh]

Forty-six percent of Americans:

http://www.gallup.com/poll/155003/Hold-Creationist-View-Human-Origins.aspx

[stevesh]

       A 5'10" woman wearing 4 inch heels.

Which would put her tits at my eye level. What's the problem?

[preston]

People that post the same thing in different threads. :

[Eddie Coyle]

Which would put her tits at my eye level. What's the problem?

How prurient!

         And the Amazon that inspired my post really don't have much up top...

[guildnavigator]

Buy low, sell high.

Get high, buy drugs.

No! Buy drugs, get high...

Ah fuck it Nevermind


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[Evil Twin Of Zen]

seeds........... 

[MV/Liberace!]

reply #500 is mine.

[ziznak]

Get high, buy drugs.

No! Buy drugs, get high...

Ah fuck it Nevermind

I HEAR THAT

[stevesh]

People who say, "Sooner than later". Everything is 'sooner than later'. What you want to say is 'sooner rather than later'.

[Eddie Coyle]

            People who don't need to wear glasses...yet wear fucking glasses.

            As someone who is well on the road to having to read braille, these assholes really do annoy me. Why not use crutches and hearing aids as well? Douches.

[McPhallus]

People with a large number of Facebook "friends" who post provocative political stuff on their pages, then get all shitty when their posts get challenged.