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« Reply #390 on: April 02, 2012, 09:55:23 PM »
that raspy voice, used mainly by young girls and those attempting to sound more intelligent than thou. that might be a bit nit-pickish, but it just boils my cabbage

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« Reply #391 on: April 03, 2012, 05:07:20 PM »
So I check my debit card this morning and notice a bullshit $700 charge from some site called hosting-bill.com (registered in Germany and now redirects to some free web provider).  So I make a 10-minute call to the bank, and the money is back in the account in the afternoon and a new debit card is on the way.


Still annoying, though.... Do these cunts really think I'm not going to notice/care about a $700 charge?  Assholes.  Could've been really bad if I hadn't noticed it right away.

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« Reply #392 on: April 03, 2012, 11:42:28 PM »
So I check my debit card this morning and notice a bullshit $700 charge from some site called hosting-bill.com (registered in Germany and now redirects to some free web provider).

Lots of billing complaints on their forums.

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« Reply #393 on: April 07, 2012, 04:46:13 PM »
What a fucking pain in the ass the dating scene is. Jesus.

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« Reply #394 on: April 07, 2012, 04:51:17 PM »
What a fucking pain in the ass the dating scene is. Jesus.
baggage. lots of baggage. good luck to you. but don't cock block me

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« Reply #395 on: April 07, 2012, 04:54:41 PM »
baggage. lots of baggage. good luck to you. but don't cock block me


Show higher value, bro.  She's a a guest in your reality.

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« Reply #396 on: April 07, 2012, 05:37:39 PM »
What a fucking pain in the ass the dating scene is. Jesus.
        There's always that kidnapping thing.

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« Reply #397 on: April 08, 2012, 08:54:53 PM »
What a fucking pain in the ass the dating scene is. Jesus.


If she is an American woman you're probably thoughtlessly plopping down $60 for dinner while she makes no offer to pay her share even if she makes more money than you do.  If you end up going on a few dates with the same one you might find yourself in competition with her BFF who is jealous about all the time you are spending together. 

You find out she is slightly bipolar (or just acts that way), or not over her former (or secretly current) boyfriend.  You end up being a tool to make the current boyfriend jealous.  The more you want the date to be about "the two of you" the more she talks to friends on her cell phone while you're paying for everything, and basically alone on the date. 

Most of the early dating relationship is probably about how many psychological hoops you can jump through and how liberal you are spending money on her.  She is probably still a little unsure of her sexual orientation, and you're the guinea pig she has chosen to act as a male test subject to calibrate her sexual attraction meter.

When she calls you and says she is "going out with the girls" you naturally become a little jealous or insecure and she slams you for it.  If you tell her you are "going out with the guys" she is shocked, dismayed and threatens to break off the relationship.

If you go out with a foreign woman, erase everything I wrote above.

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« Reply #398 on: April 08, 2012, 10:06:05 PM »
If you go out with a foreign woman, erase everything I wrote above.


amen.

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« Reply #399 on: April 12, 2012, 12:39:23 AM »
Meebo.

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« Reply #400 on: April 12, 2012, 03:09:52 PM »
this piece of shit song:


Donavon Frankenreiter It don't matter


nothing but top 40 SUCK.  this is what i expect to hear in j.c. penney when i'm trying on a pair of pants that are too small because i'm too fat and they don't have my size. 

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« Reply #401 on: April 12, 2012, 03:31:26 PM »

If she is an American woman you're probably thoughtlessly plopping down $60 for dinner while she makes no offer to pay her share even if she makes more money than you do.  - - -  If you tell her you are "going out with the guys" she is shocked, dismayed and threatens to break off the relationship.


The mechanical resonance of your comments splits the planet of dating to its core as if it were an apple.

Reminds me of comedian Richard Jeni who believed the first date should be a complete layout of all cards on the table.  Just get it over with. He said something to the effect of the man lays out a tentative card:  "I'm often running late - no matter how much I try to be on time."

She slams her first card on the table and screams "I'm bipolar!"


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« Reply #402 on: April 12, 2012, 03:41:49 PM »
People who use alleged Tesla commentary as inappropriate metaphors.


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« Reply #403 on: April 12, 2012, 03:55:05 PM »
Hemorrhoid humor.  Because it's a pain in the . . .

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« Reply #404 on: April 12, 2012, 04:11:40 PM »
The phrase 'sheeple' which stinks of a weird kind of inverse-elitism.
 
Matrix referencing holier-than-thou hipsters who think they're fighting the system by yacking on the internet.
 
Conspiracy theorists.
 
Coincidence theorists.
 
George noory.

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« Reply #405 on: April 12, 2012, 04:37:55 PM »

Matrix referencing holier-than-thou hipsters who think they're fighting the system by yacking on the internet.
 

Whoa. Sounds like you swallowed the blue pill. Don't worry. It's not your fault.

Hey, check out my full length black coat.  It's got a bitchin' arc of motion.

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« Reply #406 on: April 12, 2012, 04:38:47 PM »

If she is an American woman you're probably thoughtlessly plopping down $60 for dinner while she makes no offer to pay her share even if she makes more money than you do.  If you end up going on a few dates with the same one you might find yourself in competition with her BFF who is jealous about all the time you are spending together. 

You find out she is slightly bipolar (or just acts that way), or not over her former (or secretly current) boyfriend.  You end up being a tool to make the current boyfriend jealous.  The more you want the date to be about "the two of you" the more she talks to friends on her cell phone while you're paying for everything, and basically alone on the date. 

Most of the early dating relationship is probably about how many psychological hoops you can jump through and how liberal you are spending money on her.  She is probably still a little unsure of her sexual orientation, and you're the guinea pig she has chosen to act as a male test subject to calibrate her sexual attraction meter.

When she calls you and says she is "going out with the girls" you naturally become a little jealous or insecure and she slams you for it.  If you tell her you are "going out with the guys" she is shocked, dismayed and threatens to break off the relationship.

If you go out with a foreign woman, erase everything I wrote above.

Just stop caring.  You know the other guy she's seeing on the "girls night out" nights doesn't care about you.

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« Reply #407 on: April 12, 2012, 06:06:24 PM »



I'm a veteran of the "dating community," ala Ross Jeffries, David DeAngelo, Mystery, etc., so I know not to supplicate and never buy dinners, flowers, gifts, etc. Just to gain her approval (From your language, it sounds like you know about the little subculture to which I'm referring.)


I haven't bought a woman dinner in years... I just meet them for coffee/a drink, ask them a few qualifying questions, and then go from there. The first several several dates have WAY too many unknown facts to justify any kind of financial involvement.  If she's a "dinner ho," I'd rather know up front so I can move on.


What pissed me off the other day was a particular cuntbag who chose to end the date before we even got a chance to sit down.  I don't know what her problem was, but that's the first time anything like that has ever happened.






If she is an American woman you're probably thoughtlessly plopping down $60 for dinner while she makes no offer to pay her share even if she makes more money than you do.  If you end up going on a few dates with the same one you might find yourself in competition with her BFF who is jealous about all the time you are spending together. 

You find out she is slightly bipolar (or just acts that way), or not over her former (or secretly current) boyfriend.  You end up being a tool to make the current boyfriend jealous.  The more you want the date to be about "the two of you" the more she talks to friends on her cell phone while you're paying for everything, and basically alone on the date. 

Most of the early dating relationship is probably about how many psychological hoops you can jump through and how liberal you are spending money on her.  She is probably still a little unsure of her sexual orientation, and you're the guinea pig she has chosen to act as a male test subject to calibrate her sexual attraction meter.

When she calls you and says she is "going out with the girls" you naturally become a little jealous or insecure and she slams you for it.  If you tell her you are "going out with the guys" she is shocked, dismayed and threatens to break off the relationship.

If you go out with a foreign woman, erase everything I wrote above.






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« Reply #408 on: April 12, 2012, 06:07:06 PM »
People who use alleged Tesla commentary as inappropriate metaphors.


Please show your work with examples.

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« Reply #409 on: April 12, 2012, 06:13:24 PM »
Whoa. Sounds like you swallowed the blue pill. Don't worry. It's not your fault.

Hey, check out my full length black coat.  It's got a bitchin' arc of motion.

 ;D Hey, nothing wrong with full length black coats... I got my first one twenty years ago. But even then I was aware I was play-acting a role.
 
The only pills worth taking are called pink diamonds, mixed with a wee bit of special K. That's how you enter the matrix.  8)

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« Reply #410 on: April 12, 2012, 08:19:54 PM »
 
          Having smoker's wheeze ten years after you've stopped(nicotine variety)

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« Reply #411 on: April 12, 2012, 08:26:03 PM »


 
The only pills worth taking are called pink diamonds, mixed with a wee bit of special K.
The K- hole...yeah...good times  8)

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« Reply #412 on: April 12, 2012, 09:33:28 PM »
What pissed me off the other day was a particular cuntbag who chose to end the date before we even got a chance to sit down.  I don't know what her problem was, but that's the first time anything like that has ever happened.


She was testing something about her own emotions by allowing the date, or who knows what, and you were simply the fucking guinea pig.  Had the same thing been done to her she would be emotionally devastated.

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« Reply #413 on: April 12, 2012, 10:04:33 PM »
Neil Young

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« Reply #414 on: April 13, 2012, 04:11:55 AM »
National Grilled Cheese Day


Click here.

Who thinks of this shit? I hate them. But that grilled cheese sandwich with Basque bleu cheese, pears and rasin brioche looks so good!  8)

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« Reply #415 on: April 13, 2012, 03:09:46 PM »
Neil Young
Is this related to Neil's plan to drive a restored vintage Cadillac with an electric motor to Washington, DC?

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« Reply #416 on: April 13, 2012, 06:43:51 PM »
Neil Young

I'd agree that Neil Young is somewhat over-rated.

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« Reply #417 on: April 13, 2012, 08:09:55 PM »

She was testing something about her own emotions by allowing the date, or who knows what, and you were simply the fucking guinea pig.  Had the same thing been done to her she would be emotionally devastated.
I won't dispute the ridiculous ways women behave during dating, but please know that it ain't rosy for chicks either. We deal with fair amounts of hardship and heartache too. Bottom line: we need to be more like dogs, friendly and nice, so we can better learn about one another :)

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« Reply #418 on: April 13, 2012, 08:19:50 PM »
...we need to be more like dogs, friendly and nice, so we can better learn about one another :)


when this is implemented, hopefully i'll be allowed to selectively sniff asses and orally pleasure myself in public.

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« Reply #419 on: April 13, 2012, 09:31:19 PM »
Michael...when that happens ... when you fulfill that sweet sweet dream ... please do it out of my sight. just reading that was enough to make my stomach turn