Creative Revenge Stories

[anagrammy]

When I was in my forties I had a crazy best friend.  Of course we were both crazy, that's what we had in common.  We were recently divorced and released into the dating world.  She began dating a man with a corral of women and he repeatedly embarrassed her by standing her up, appearing at a dance with someone else, appearing at her door drunk at 2:00 am wanting him to put him back together for work the next day, etc.  One day he appeared and asked her to dress his hemorrhoids.  I swear to god.  He thought, "Health Department = Nurse."  Yes, he was not bright.  In fact, other than being a good dancer, he had no appeal in my eyes whatsoever, but to each his own.  Women seemed to love him, so I figured he had other qualities.  She took care of his ass and figured that would be some kind of bonding experience. At his house the next weekend, she found prescription bottles labeled "To the partner of Darlene XXX".   

So... a creative revenge was called for and this is what she did:  She had the name of the new girlfriend and she investigated over a period of a couple of weeks, getting the names of all the women in the stable. Then she stole health department stationery from work.  She wrote the women all a letter with the following salutation:  To The Partners of Boyfriend's Full Name:  and she made up an STD warning and mailed it out.

He left the state.

So there's my first one, let's hear some other contributions.  I know you've never told anybody it was you, but you can tell Anagrammy and a few close friends here at CoastGab...nobody you know reads this, anyway, right?

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