President Donald J. Trump

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Yeah- He's a keeper. 

Man Bit Roommate’s Ear Off Out Of Fear Trump Would ‘Send Him Back To Mexico’

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2017/01/23/man-bites-ear-off-over-trump/

I thought Luis Suárez was from Uruguay. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Geez, I hate throw cold water on all this newfound and refreshing BellGab bonhomie, but someone has to keep an eye out and report the fake news as it breaks. 

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/01/23/trump-tells-congressional-leaders-3-5-million-illegals-cost-him-popular-vote.html

Right, so you'll provide the proof that it's not true then?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

As an aside; I've worn a kilt and the full dress. Sweated like a stuck pig.

Gee, thanks awfully for that image. Anyone who read it won't be able to see anything else when they close their eyes at night for the rest of their lives,

[albrecht]

Wasn't he half Italian and ran off back to France when the Duke of Northumberland's murderous bastards took over the field at Culloden?


As an aside; I've worn a kilt and the full dress. Sweated like a stuck pig.

I never wore a skirt but did buy some of those socks for hiking, not as good or warm as Nordic or etc for Alpine, use etc. Where not cold so still can wear shorts but like socks that are long for boots. Then I thought, I'm buying used socks that werea a friggin drunken Scot? And look like some 'great white hunter' when using them?

[pyewacket]

As an aside; I've worn a kilt and the full dress. Sweated like a stuck pig.

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.

As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."

She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"

She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.

As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."

She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"

She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoUV5d09JZw

[Yorkshire pud]

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.

You don't wear anything underneath (if you're a bloke)  because its too bloody hot if you do. There's yards of wool in a kilt.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Right, so you'll provide the proof that it's not true then?

Why is that my responsibility? I posted a link to a Fox News report without editorial comment. Maybe you should see an orthopedist about that jerky knee of yours. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Why is that my responsibility? I posted a link to a Fox News report without editorial comment. Maybe you should see an orthopedist about that jerky knee of yours. 

He'll pout; he will!!!! Then it will be ALL your fault. 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.

As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."

She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"

She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"

I first heard a 19th version of that done by a four woman a cappella group specializing in old bawdy British drinking songs a couple of friends are in, and it's hilarious!

[Dr. MD MD]

Why is that my responsibility? I posted a link to a Fox News report without editorial comment. Maybe you should see an orthopedist about that jerky knee of yours. 

Yeah, it's my knee that's jerking while you're desperately trying to convict Trump of whatever you think might stick.  :

[Kidnostad3]

Been to Culloden? May have due to your former job. Its eerily quiet, still. Much smaller field than I imagined it would be.

Made patrols out of Holy Loch.  Got around a little bit to places like Sand Bank (of course)  Dunoon, Gurick, Grenoch,, Glasgow and a few other places I can't remember the names of.  One of the boats I was on made a pit stop of a few hours in Faslane.  Never Culloden. High on our bucket list is  a tour of GB for a month or six weeks to visit both of our ancestral towns and see important historical sites like Tiddydahls (Sp?) Elizabethan Tavern in London where I once spent a very enjoyable evening.  Note the priority I give this joint over Westminster, Buckingham Palace, the Tower and other places of lesser importance..

[albrecht]

You don't wear anything underneath (if you're a bloke)  because its too bloody hot if you do. There's yards of wool in a kilt.

I never worn a skirt but even with a long wool over-coat over a suit when its cold and wind/rain blows it is cold down there. I don't believe a skirt, of any make, can protect. Maybe thats why they constantly fought and held out? The lasses out for the night with what they wear? Those sleeping rough? Tough folks. Bought a can or Irnbru this week (saw it at a store in TX! Discounted!) Gave to a young nephew n said "taste this." He said "not good, tastes like something dentists gives you." I replied "haha, the Scots love that stuff, look at their teeth, not  dental wash." Having said all that LOVE Scotland, the nature, food, beer, and dancing even.

[Kidnostad3]

but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"

You are so bad!!!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

You don't wear anything underneath (if you're a bloke)  because its too bloody hot if you do. There's yards of wool in a kilt.

Christ on a cracker! Will you please stop already? People are throwing up in their mouths here, and you would be hard pressed to find anyone who enjoys that.

[Yorkshire pud]

Made patrols out of Holy Loch.  Got around a little bit to places like Sand Bank (of course)  Dunoon, Gurick, Grenoch,, Glasgow and a few other places I can't remember the names of.  One of the boats I was on made a pit stop of a few hours in Faslane.  Never Culloden. High on our bucket list is  a tour of GB for a month or six weeks to visit both of our ancestral towns and see important historical sites like Tiddydahls (Sp?) Elizabethan Tavern in London where I once spent a very enjoyable evening.  Note the priority I give this joint over Westminster, Buckingham Palace, the Tower and other places of lesser importance..

Its just me; but I would suggest to avoid London. It isn't England, let alone GB. Scotland is achingly beautiful in the Highlands and especially the west coast, Skye is breathtaking. Culloden is up near Elgin, not far from Inverness, west end of Loch Ness.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yeah, it's my knee that's jerking while you're desperately trying to convict Trump of whatever you think might stick.  :

Isn't it past your bed time?  Piss off anyway. Now. Go.

[Kidnostad3]

Its just me; but I would suggest to avoid London. It isn't England, let alone GB. Scotland is achingly beautiful in the Highlands and especially the west coast, Skye is breathtaking. Culloden is up near Elgin, not far from Inverness, west end of Loch Ness.

I don't see us spending much time in London but we are definitely going to Scotland.  Thanks for the tip.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Yeah, it's my knee that's jerking while you're desperately trying to convict Trump of whatever you think might stick.  :

Your beef is with Fox News, Clara. They report, you decide. That's the deal, and I havenothing to do with it. Go back to hassling Yorkie about the queen.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/01/23/trump-tells-congressional-leaders-3-5-million-illegals-cost-him-popular-vote.html

[pyewacket]

I first heard a 19th version of that done by a four woman a cappella group specializing in old bawdy British drinking songs a couple of friends are in, and it's hilarious!

Amazing how naughty some of those old ditties are. Sort of like the Barnacle Bill the Sailor songs. 

Some of the one liners about Scotsman are pretty funny, too.

Have you heard about the lecherous Scotsman who lured a girl up to his attic to see his etchings? .... He sold her four of them.

[Yorkshire pud]

Your beef is with Fox News, Clara. They report, you decide.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/01/23/trump-tells-congressional-leaders-3-5-million-illegals-cost-him-popular-vote.html

How the fuck did you guess he was called Clara? 

[Dr. MD MD]

Isn't it past your bed time?  Piss off anyway. Now. Go.

How's the queen doing? You've been such a let down to her and your mother. 

[pyewacket]

You are so bad!!!

Like that- eh- here's another.

A foreigner lady visitor cornered a Scotsman in the Highland Games ground and asked:
'I heard of Scotsmen and their kilts. Do you mind telling me what's worn under your kilt?

'Nothing is worn under the kilt Madam; everything is in good working order', answered the Scot smiling.

[Yorkshire pud]

How's the queen doing? You've been such a let down to her and your mother. 

Keep digging....now! Bed!

[Dr. MD MD]

Your beef is with Fox News, Clara. They report, you decide. That's the deal, and I havenothing to do with it. Go back to hassling Yorkie about the queen.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/01/23/trump-tells-congressional-leaders-3-5-million-illegals-cost-him-popular-vote.html

I have decided. I voted. It's done. Get on with your pathetic life now. 

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Geez, I hate throw cold water on all this newfound and refreshing BellGab bonhomie, but someone has to keep an eye out and report the fake news as it breaks. 

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/01/23/trump-tells-congressional-leaders-3-5-million-illegals-cost-him-popular-vote.html

suggestion to the new prez....

[Dr. MD MD]

Keep digging....now! Bed!

Speaking of, you're up way past your bedtime tonight. Did the queen give you a day off tomorrow?

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Like that- eh- here's another.

A foreigner lady visitor cornered a Scotsman in the Highland Games ground and asked:
'I heard of Scotsmen and their kilts. Do you mind telling me what's worn under your kilt?

'Nothing is worn under the kilt Madam; everything is in good working order', answered the Scot smiling.

heh... 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Amazing how naughty some of those old ditties are. Sort of like the Barnacle Bill the Sailor songs. 

I remember drunkenly singing some of those with friends before we could get drunk legally. 

Have you heard about the lecherous Scotsman who lured a girl up to his attic to see his etchings? .... He sold her four of them.

I can laugh at that because I'm several parts Scottish and occasionally a few parts Scotch...

[Kidnostad3]

Like that- eh- here's another.

A foreigner lady visitor cornered a Scotsman in the Highland Games ground and asked:
'I heard of Scotsmen and their kilts. Do you mind telling me what's worn under your kilt?

'Nothing is worn under the kilt Madam; everything is in good working order', answered the Scot smiling.

Did you hear the one about the spinster lady who chased the young vicar around the church until she caught him by the organ.  Yeah I know it's not a Scot's joke but it's all I could come up with on short notice and it's late so gimme a break.