President Donald J. Trump

[GuerrillaUnReal]

[pate]

Tots khanfused,,

This Ishtar Hayt on hoo? thread,? Voting for 5that yak-ass.......

[GravitySucks]

Shithead.

I just swallowed my gum.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Shithead.

I just swallowed my gum.

Bro I got tasty dank memes for days. This one sends me into a laughing fit everytime I look at it. It's up there as my favorite GIF to come out so far this election.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/785368942772523008

[pate]

More sweet Bill Clinton realizing he's fucked tonight .............

Sedna butter .. mphf

[theONE]

Bro I got tasty dank memes for days. This one sends me into a laughing fit everytime I look at it. It's up there as my favorite GIF to come out so far this election.

this is really funny
expression on her face is priceless lol

[WOTR]

And let's be real,
grabbing pussy is far from sexual assault, far from intercourse aka vaginal penetration.
Yes, I know today even sweet look into women's eyes could get you charged with sexual assault.
That's the sick fact of reality that some weaklings twisted real meaning of sexual assault and now are manipulating others to feel sorry for them.
Grabbing pussy is a touch, perhaps in many cases very inappropriate touch, but far from a sexual assault
Get real people...

Please walk into the nearest precinct, grab a female cop by the pussy and report back in 5-10 how that works out for you.

[Dr. MD MD]

Please walk into the nearest precinct, grab a female cop by the pussy and report back in 5-10 how that works out for you.

Hey, man! How goes it? I thought I'd see you here earlier for the main event. What did you think?

[Value Of Pi]

Please walk into the nearest precinct, grab a female cop by the pussy and report back in 5-10 how that works out for you.

If Trump had expanded a bit more on his answer to the sexual assault question, you would have heard something similar from him. Too bad nobody ever has a shot of scopolamine when it's really needed.

[Yorkshire pud]

Please walk into the nearest precinct, grab a female cop by the pussy and report back in 5-10 how that works out for you.

I would pay for the taped off viewing area for an appreciative audience outside court when that came to trial. His defence speech would be recorded and played at police college as an example of "idiot incriminates himself without any need to prove an offence".

[pate]

I would pay for the taped off viewing area for an appreciative audience outside court when that came to trial. His defence speech would be recorded and played at police college as an example of "idiot incriminates himself without any need to prove an offence".

He could have gotten away with it if it 'twerk'nt for those damn keedz!

[Dr. MD MD]

He could have gotten away with it if it 'twerk'nt for those damn keedz!

Ro, oh! 

[theONE]

Please walk into the nearest precinct, grab a female cop by the pussy and report back in 5-10 how that works out for you.

Funny you said that..
Actually few years ago I did just that, she was undercover officer,[obviously in her civil clothes],so I didn't know that.
When I put my hand on her pussy and started to finger her feeling her panties,
[she was sitting at the bar stool wearing loose dress skirt],first she looked at me and she froze,
then she smiled,actually she produced a very sweet smile, then she got very serious expression on her face
and she stood up and said to me; "keep your fucking hands to yourself"
[there were 3 other people at the table and everybody looked at us],

I said; what's the problem?, she said; I will brake your fingers if you do that again,
I said; let me at least smell them before you do that,..she looked at me and started to lough [so did everybody else at the table]
but immediately she got serious again and said; this is not a joke,I could arrest you right here right now,
I burst laughing and said; are you a police chick,[we all had 3-4 drinks] so I was thinking that she was joking
at that point she come closer to me and showed me her badge
and said; shut up, but from her voice I could tell
that she liked me and that in a very strange way she liked that unexpected "invasion" of her pussy if you will,
that she liked that sensual primitive if you will male on female energy that I projected on her.

So you see it depends who is doing the pussy grabbing, if the girl likes the guy on some level she might react like she is insulted
but at the same time her "human female animal sexuality" will kick in and it will trigger her erotic senses and she will react to that
pussy grabbing on two levels.
One level is to protect her honor and pride, the other level is the exotic almost feeling of a erotic adventure that arouses her.

Of course if a very unattractive guy grabs a very attractive girl by her pussy she is not going to have those exotic erotic
reactions arousing her to get moist and have jello in her panties. 
It all depends on mutual attraction, and for women as we know physical attraction is not as important [it is but not as much as for men]
but she might get attracted by his confidence and sense of adventure he might take her on.

Of course prior conversation with her could stimulate her to be attracted to the guy who might not be exactly her physical type
but is stimulating her senses and him grabbing unexpectedly by her pussy might be tolerated based on those factors.

So don't jump to a one sided conclusion that pussy grabbing is always unwelcomed event by the ladies

[Yorkshire pud]

Funny you said that..
Actually few years ago I did just that, she was undercover officer,[obviously in her civil clothes],so I didn't know that.
When I put my hand on her pussy and started to finger her feeling her panties,
[she was sitting at the bar stool wearing loose dress skirt],first she looked at me and she froze,
then she smiled,actually she produced a very sweet smile, then she got very serious expression on her face
and she stood up and said to me; "keep your fucking hands to yourself"
[there were 3 other people at the table and everybody looked at us],

I said; what's the problem?, she said; I will brake your fingers if you do that again,
I said; let me at least smell them before you do that,..she looked at me and started to lough [so did everybody else at the table]
but immediately she got serious again and said; this is not a joke,I could arrest you right here right now,
I burst laughing and said; are you a police chick,[we all had 3-4 drinks] so I was thinking that she was joking
at that point she come closer to me and showed me her badge
and said; shut up, but from her voice I could tell
that she liked me and that in a very strange way she liked that unexpected "invasion" of her pussy if you will,
that she liked that sensual primitive if you will male on female energy that I projected on her.

So you see it depends who is doing the pussy grabbing, if the girl likes the guy on some level she might react like she is insulted
but at the same time her "human female animal sexuality" will kick in and it will trigger her erotic senses and she will react to that
pussy grabbing on two levels.
One level is to protect her honor and pride, the other level is the exotic almost feeling of a erotic adventure that arouses her.

Of course if a very unattractive guy grabs a very attractive girl by her pussy she is not going to have those exotic erotic
reactions arousing her to get moist and have jello in her panties. 
It all depends on mutual attraction, and for women as we know physical attraction is not as important [it is but not as much as for men]
but she might get attracted by his confidence and sense of adventure he might take her on.

Of course prior conversation with her could stimulate her to be attracted to the guy who might not be exactly her physical type
but is stimulating her senses and him grabbing unexpectedly by her pussy might be tolerated based on those factors.

So don't jump to a one sided conclusion that pussy grabbing is always unwelcomed event by the ladies

...and then you woke up, put the coffee on and stared at the ceiling making tents in the sheets.

[Dr. MD MD]

Funny you said that..
Actually few years ago I did just that, she was undercover officer,[obviously in her civil clothes],so I didn't know that.
When I put my hand on her pussy and started to finger her feeling her panties,
[she was sitting at the bar stool wearing loose dress skirt],first she looked at me and she froze,
then she smiled,actually she produced a very sweet smile, then she got very serious expression on her face
and she stood up and said to me; "keep your fucking hands to yourself"
[there were 3 other people at the table and everybody looked at us],

I said; what's the problem?, she said; I will brake your fingers if you do that again,
I said; let me at least smell them before you do that,..she looked at me and started to lough [so did everybody else at the table]
but immediately she got serious again and said; this is not a joke,I could arrest you right here right now,
I burst laughing and said; are you a police chick,[we all had 3-4 drinks] so I was thinking that she was joking
at that point she come closer to me and showed me her badge
and said; shut up, but from her voice I could tell
that she liked me and that in a very strange way she liked that unexpected "invasion" of her pussy if you will,
that she liked that sensual primitive if you will male on female energy that I projected on her.

So you see it depends who is doing the pussy grabbing, if the girl likes the guy on some level she might react like she is insulted
but at the same time her "human female animal sexuality" will kick in and it will trigger her erotic senses and she will react to that
pussy grabbing on two levels.
One level is to protect her honor and pride, the other level is the exotic almost feeling of a erotic adventure that arouses her.

Of course if a very unattractive guy grabs a very attractive girl by her pussy she is not going to have those exotic erotic
reactions arousing her to get moist and have jello in her panties. 
It all depends on mutual attraction, and for women as we know physical attraction is not as important [it is but not as much as for men]
but she might get attracted by his confidence and sense of adventure he might take her on.

Of course prior conversation with her could stimulate her to be attracted to the guy who might not be exactly her physical type
but is stimulating her senses and him grabbing unexpectedly by her pussy might be tolerated based on those factors.

So don't jump to a one sided conclusion that pussy grabbing is always unwelcomed event by the ladies

Don't believe a word of it but it's some nice internet erotica nonetheless. I will confirm your general sentiment that women aren't all the same. There's as wide a range of women as there are men, all with different wants, needs, desires, etc. For example, I'm in bed with a woman and after we did it for the first time she says, "You know, I feel really comfortable with you. Do you think....ummm...." And I said, "Yeah, what? Just ask me what you want to ask me." She continues, "Well, do you think you'd be willing to strangle me when we do it again? Not for real, all the way, of course but it's just something I like." I declined because I'm not into that weird dark shit. I'm a lover, not a fighter. 

[theONE]

...and then you woke up, put the coffee on and stared at the ceiling making tents in the sheets.

actually I got hooked up with her girlfriend who was there that night and the cop chick got in a way jealous
,not exactly jealous but it was 'bugging' her from what her friend told me.

[theONE]

Don't believe a word of it but it's some nice internet erotica nonetheless. I will confirm your general sentiment that women aren't all the same. There's as wide a range of women as there are men, all with different wants, needs, desires, etc. For example, I'm in bed with a woman and after we did it for the first time she says, "You know, I feel really comfortable with you. Do you think....ummm...." And I said, "Yeah, what? Just ask me what you want to ask me." She continues, "Well, do you think you'd be willing to strangle me when we do it again? Not for real, all the way, of course but it's just something I like." I declined because I'm not into that weird dark shit. I'm a lover, not a fighter. 

Not that I'm looking for others to believe me, but what's so unreal about meeting undercover cop chick in the bar.
Bars have them when cops are doing their sting jobs, male and female cops are often spend time working in the bars.

[Dr. MD MD]

Not that I'm looking for others to believe me, but what's so unreal about meeting undercover cop chick in the bar.
Bars have them when cops are doing their sting jobs, male and female cops are often spent time working in the bars.

No problem. I'm always willing to suspend my disbelief for the sake of smut. Anyway, your main point was right. It takes all kinds to make up a world. I've met some freaky women in my time too.

[theONE]

Don't believe a word of it but it's some nice internet erotica nonetheless. I will confirm your general sentiment that women aren't all the same. There's as wide a range of women as there are men, all with different wants, needs, desires, etc. For example, I'm in bed with a woman and after we did it for the first time she says, "You know, I feel really comfortable with you. Do you think....ummm...." And I said, "Yeah, what? Just ask me what you want to ask me." She continues, "Well, do you think you'd be willing to strangle me when we do it again? Not for real, all the way, of course but it's just something I like." I declined because I'm not into that weird dark shit. I'm a lover, not a fighter. 

No problem. I'm always willing to suspend my disbelief for the sake of smut. Anyway, your main point was right. It takes all kinds to make up a world. I've met some freaky women in my time too.

haha, freaky.
The strangle fetish chick will freak me out, I understand hair pulling, ass slapping , talk dirty, but ..strangle, no thanks.
I don't understand guys who let themselves to get tied up to the bed posts. No thanks :

[Dr. MD MD]

haha, freaky.
The strangle fetish chick will freak me out, I understand hair pulling, ass slapping , talk dirty, but ..strangle, no thanks.
I don't understand guys who let themselves to get tied up to the bed posts. No thanks :

Here's another true fact: The only people to have ever recommended books to me like The Story of O or 50 Shades of Grey have been women that I was intimately involved with. I read them and these books are nothing but extended rape fantasies. Women are strange and complex creatures. 

[theONE]

Here's another true fact: The only people to have ever recommended books to me like The Story of O or 50 Shades of Grey have been women that I was intimately involved with. I read them and these books are nothing but extended rape fantasies. Women are strange and complex creatures. 

Wonder why so many women get attracted to serial killers in jail to the point of marring them or even having children with them,
and I'm not talking about some killer who killed in the act of fighting or protecting himself or others,
no we are talking about freaking serial rapists killers, rapists and killers of children, and there are some chicks who start corresponding with the freak
some of them are psychology students studying that area of human behaviour and they fell in love with the monsters.

And some of the women are even attractive, not that they are fuck ugly that no man will look at them.
Very strange indeed....

But perhaps that is an area of past lives and reincarnation and so called 'contracts' that we make before being born here again.
Some rapes and killings [including children] could be karmic paybacks from the past lives, but some are new karma being inflicted/created.
Interesting topic nevertheless.
Perhaps it is very wise of the Creator to wipe out our memories of our past lives and to restrict our ability of looking at the person
and remembering them from past lives and what they did to us or what we did to them, especially if it was ugly stuff we did to each other.

The nice stuff, [like pussy grabbing for example ] that we did for each other would be not problematic to remember,
but the ugly stuff no way I would like to be able to remember or recognize/remember in others.

[=Schlyder=]

http://www.breitbart.com/california/2016/10/10/pussy-bow-debate-melania-trump-trolls-clintons/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social

LOL

[henge0stone]

grab her by the pussy is a new meme now. Possibly the best contribution trump has made to the pop culture. People will be saying it for years. He should get some black people together to rap about grabbing her by the pussy. That will clinch the black vote.

[Dr. MD MD]

grab her by the pussy is a new meme now. Possibly the best contribution trump has made to the pop culture. People will be saying it for years. He should get some black people together to rap about grabbing her by the pussy. That will clinch the black vote.

Yes, I mean some hardcore rapper has to do this as a song now, right? It's a natural fit! Someone call up 2 Live Crew and see if they're doing anything these days. 

[Yorkshire pud]

http://www.breitbart.com/california/2016/10/10/pussy-bow-debate-melania-trump-trolls-clintons/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social

LOL

"So tell us Melania, what attracted you to the folically challanged, small handed, misogynist billionaire Donald?"

[Yorkshire pud]

Yes, I mean some hardcore rapper has to do this as a song now, right? It's a natural fit! Someone call up 2 Live Crew and see if they're doing anything these days. 

What is it? Do you suffer with insomnia or are you on a rolling ingestion of meth to keep you awake?

[Dr. MD MD]

What is it? Do you suffer with insomnia or are you on a rolling ingestion of meth to keep you awake?

That's really none of your business and I'll thank you to stay out of my affairs. 

BTW, thanks for reminding me to take my meds. 

[Yorkshire pud]

That's really none of your business and I'll thank you to stay out of my affairs. 

BTW, thanks for reminding me to take my meds. 

Damn! I gave you the benefit of the doubt and had you down as an insomniac; but your near 24/7 posting and woo woo belief has you a meth head. Official.

[21st Century Man]

haha, freaky.
The strangle fetish chick will freak me out, I understand hair pulling, ass slapping , talk dirty, but ..strangle, no thanks.
I don't understand guys who let themselves to get tied up to the bed posts. No thanks :

You don't know what you're missing.  LOL.  Seriously though, I think that is how David Carradine ended up dead.

You write some fine erotica, dude.  You should start a thread.