President Donald J. Trump

[coaster]

Oh, you. Didn't you just burn the roof of your mouth "Noory style?"

You just have to try harder. So you're saying I'm a moron. Ok, fair enough. Donald Trump said he would basically learn foreign policy once he was in the White House. He is an idiot, I win by default.
Sad, but Clinton will win. Less of two evils? A dolt vs an evil bitch.
This election is a fucking circus.

[aldousburbank]

Aldous, I tend to agree with you on the "trophy" hunting stuff but, then again, it does bring in the money and gives the residents a reason to want to keep the animals around.

Yeah I get that but aside from the ostensible conservatory gain, the monetized impetus to kill for pride and status just seems like so much Vince Fostering.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

[popple]

Noory and Art...on the paranormal ticket

Noory already picked ventura as his vp & made an announcement today that space aliens can come as an act of peace but they have to do it legally.

[RealCool Daddio]

Yeah and he jumped 4% today and 11% in the last week and he's beginning to win national polls. Meanwhile our sweet little commie is ripping the left into two and will completely cuck up the election for the Democrats. Tee-hee.

A four percent bump from securing the nomination ain't much to cheer about.   The Dem machine has kept their powder dry, the Drumpf is about to run into a buzz saw - despite his bigly numbers with "the African Americans" and "the women". 

[starrmtn001]

Has anyone heard anything about Kasich?  I haven't found anything yet.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

A four percent bump from securing the nomination ain't much to cheer about.   The Dem machine has kept their powder dry, the Drumpf is about to run into a buzz saw - despite his bigly numbers with "the African Americans" and "the women". 

4.5% in a day. The left is so dysfunctional now like the right was with Obama that they're going to drown slowly. Bernie is going to ensure this election is properly fucked for the Democrats.

[aldousburbank]

You just have to try harder. So you're saying I'm a moron. Ok, fair enough. Donald Trump said he would basically learn foreign policy once he was in the White House. He is an idiot, I win by default.
Sad, but Clinton will win. Less of two evils? A dolt vs an evil bitch.
This election is a fucking circus.

In a nation which lacks cajones the one testicled man is king. And I don't mean Hillary. Now that I think about it she's probably got more man chow down there than our current potus ffs.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

The truth comes out in the end....

[RealCool Daddio]

4.5% in a day. The left is so dysfunctional now like the right was with Obama that they're going to drown slowly. Bernie is going to ensure this election is properly fucked for the Democrats.

Look at the numbers again.  He isn't getting the bump from a decrease in the left.  He is getting it from Cruz, Kasich, etc.

[TigerLily]

In my opinion, here's what's fucked about that- if you're a hunter then go out and kill a beast that you dress, put away, and feed your family with, great. But not a fucking cat and/or elephant for trophy for gawdzsake. And I don't want to hear how you donated the kitty or dumbo parts to local tribal people whatev you sickfuks.

amen, my bruddah

[RealCool Daddio]

https://twitter.com/LarrySabato/status/727680242052116480

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Look at the numbers again.  He isn't getting the bump from a decrease in the left.  He is getting it from Cruz, Kasich, etc.

What do you think is going to happen when Sanders finally dies and all the stuff about Hillary's political achievements (spoiler: there aren't any), her cocaine smuggling career, her suppressing of rape victims and her being the wonderful person that she is starts hitting the mainstream?

The game hasn't even started on her yet. Sanders is a pussy. Plus your sources were the same things that were predicting Jeb to be the Republican nominee a couple weeks ago. How in touch have polls, predictions and all this really been with this election cycle?

[VtaGeezer]

I am genuinely hype right now. Can't believe Ted tumbled so easily. 

Too easily.  He still thinks he's the Anointed One and chosen by God.  He broke into religious talk a lot today. He's out of this race, but stand by for much more from the Prince of Platitudes.

[bigchucka]

I'm half considering setting the alarm for nine am just so I can catch Glenn Beck.  May or not be hilarious to hear his thoughts.

https://twitter.com/LarrySabato/status/727680242052116480

I question a couple of those, personally.  OH and NY to be specific.

[aldousburbank]

I'm half considering setting the alarm for nine am just so I can catch Glenn Beck.  May or not be hilarious to hear his thoughts.

He's probably breaking his fast right about now. Cheetos I'm guessing.

[WildCard]

Equilibrium has been restored; I officially changed my voter registration's party affiliation to Republican today as California does not allow (in this particular primary election) "no party preference" registered individuals to vote for a Republican Party presidential candidate.

Wait, wait, wait! What?!

Our tribe's shaman is voting Trump?!

Why? Don't get me wrong, I'm planning on sitting this one out, but actually voting for that clown?! Any reason other than the priceless entertainment value? (Admittedly, not hearing Hil screech for four year's is a UUUGE plus.)

If this doesn't call for an emergency GabCast, I don't know what does.

Camazotz? You're our fake Sufi master. What say you?

[starrmtn001]

I'm half considering setting the alarm for nine am just so I can catch Glenn Beck.  May or not be hilarious to hear his thoughts.

I question a couple of those, personally.  OH and NY to be specific.

Oh yeah!  I forgot about him.  Thanks for the heads up.

[RealCool Daddio]

I'm half considering setting the alarm for nine am just so I can catch Glenn Beck.  May or not be hilarious to hear his thoughts.

I question a couple of those, personally.  OH and NY to be specific.

OH I would agree.  NY will be solidly Dem.  Lot's of votes in NYC, and they LOATH Trump there.

[bigchucka]

He's probably breaking his fast right about now. Cheetos I'm guessing.

He'd be afraid of turning orange.  All I know is I heard him before when he was complaining about money he's spent out of pocket going around campaigning for Cruz.  Plus seen a report that he had to lay off people that work for The Blaze as well.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

[Designx]

More crap will hit Trump via the media than ever will touch Hillary - five months to turn Trump into pile of mush. Watch it happen. And for all those who still think Hillary will get indicted - get your head out of your arse. I hate Hillary - but I'm a realist. Over 90% of this country could give a crap about what Hillary has done in the past. They see a woman and a guy with funny hair - they vote the woman because - well guys these days seem totally fine with sitting on their asses and letting women control and do all the work.

[starrmtn001]

From KFI News.  Kasich is still in.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

https://youtu.be/in1IVjXT-VM

The MEME WAR rages. Emperor God Trump invented the MEME WAR. Emperor God Trump is the master of the MEME WAR.

[bigchucka]

From KFI News.  Kasich is still in.

I live in Ohio.  Don't even get me started on Is It Kasich.

[bateman]

https://youtu.be/in1IVjXT-VM

The MEME WAR rages. Emperor God Trump invented the MEME WAR. Emperor God Trump is the master of the MEME WAR.

Love the Dana Loesch.

[WildCard]

guys these days seem totally fine with sitting on their asses and letting women control and do all the work.

#cucks vs. #MenOffTheReservation

[mikuthing01]

https://youtu.be/in1IVjXT-VM

The MEME WAR rages. Emperor God Trump invented the MEME WAR. Emperor God Trump is the master of the MEME WAR.

mother of god

[starrmtn001]

I live in Ohio.  Don't even get me started on Is It Kasich.

Understood.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

mother of god

Right??? I'll be goddamned.

I think some autistic anon on Reddit summed it up the best...

>the future of the free world and its chief leadership are now controlled by a bunch of autistic manchildren on a shitty mongolian claymation forum

God DAMN I love being alive