President Donald J. Trump

[pate]

All of them are abject failures as president.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YNgRRyRxK0

-p

[FightTheFuture]

Well, as I predicted on this very forum, Donald Trump would be impeached and alienate both parties if he were elected. Right again.

Now we're left with the decision of, demented Joe, or batshit crazy Donald. The world is burning. Welcome to Hell. Thank-you, MAGA people.

[Dr. MD MD]

Well, as I predicted on this very forum, Donald Trump would be impeached and alienate both parties if he were elected. Right again.

Now we're left with the decision of, demented Joe, or batshit crazy Donald. The world is burning. Welcome to Hell. Thank-you, MAGA people.

Wow! Who could’ve ever predicted that the establishment would try their hardest to reject a dark horse?! How very prescient of you! :

[aldousburbank]

Well, as I predicted on this very forum, Donald Trump would be impeached and alienate both parties if he were elected. Right again.

Now we're left with the decision of, demented Joe, or batshit crazy Donald. The world is burning. Welcome to Hell. Thank-you, MAGA people.

Your welcome!
Thank you for your cervix!

[Uncle Duke]

Well, as I predicted on this very forum, Donald Trump would be impeached and alienate both parties if he were elected. Right again.

Now we're left with the decision of, demented Joe, or batshit crazy Donald. The world is burning. Welcome to Hell. Thank-you, MAGA people.

Right on the button. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Right on the button.

Ikr?! Who could’ve seen it coming?! Genius! Pure genius!!

[FearBoysWithBugs]

[FearBoysWithBugs]

[aldousburbank]

[WOTR]

Well, as I predicted on this very forum, Donald Trump would be impeached and alienate both parties if he were elected. Right again.

Now we're left with the decision of, demented Joe, or batshit crazy Donald. The world is burning. Welcome to Hell. Thank-you, MAGA people.

I may as well beat the others to it... "Still preferable than a Clinton presidency." 

[Dr. MD MD]

I may as well beat the others to it... "Still preferable than a Clinton presidency." 

[ItsOver]

I may as well beat the others to it... "Still preferable than a Clinton presidency." 

If only we had chubby cheeks NWO guy.

[Corona Kitty]

If only we had chubby cheeks NWO guy.

He must be 9 feet tall.

[albrecht]

He must be 9 feet tall.

An evolutionary strategy similiar to the "hot chick with fat friends." If you surround yourself by short people even if tall you will seem taller. Like the fat chick friend makes the chick seem hotter. Clinton got laid way more often because he had that economics guy who looked like a leperchaun around him.  It also attracted the black vote more because many were thinking "where da gold at, I want da gold!?!"

[Kidnostad3]

He must be 9 feet tall.

Nope.  She’s 2’6” in heels.

[paladin1991]

Those fucks are all soooo past tense.

[paladin1991]

But do the trains run on time?

[paladin1991]

Well, as I predicted on this very forum, Donald Trump would be impeached and alienate both parties if he were elected. Right again.

Now we're left with the decision of, demented Joe, or batshit crazy Donald. The world is burning. Welcome to Hell. Thank-you, MAGA people.

You're welcome?

[Big Chicken]

Well that went well for "CNN" Guy. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1qHWRsalCI

[SpaceMeowMaid]

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[SpaceMeowMaid]

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[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VcswhBy9tk&feature=youtu.be

[Jackstar]

BEHOLD ME NOW, JACKSTAR, UNIFIER OF UNICORNS, COMES NOW TO DECLARE:

I created a monster here. Am I bad? She's awesome! Way, way more than half of (REDACTED) asked for this, it's stunning. HALF. And it's a big number to start with. Yuge.

Relax. Not a Vegan. 5:5.

WE HAVE ALREADY LIBERATED WORLDS. IS YOURS NEXT? STAY TUNED. STOP ASKING FOR NUDES, PALADIN.


It's gonna be okay, Kids. It's already okay! I'm totally over that whole microphone thing, really.

For now.

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VcswhBy9tk&feature=youtu.be

Now, get your (REDACTED) ass in the kitchen, and make me some (CLASSIFIED). Control the whole, Digital Soldiers. I got this.

[Dr. MD MD]

Well that went well for "CNN" Guy. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1qHWRsalCI

Pure awesomeness!

[Gd5150]

https://newspunch.com/white-house-moves-bill-clintons-official-portrait-grand-foyer-storage-room/

Winning

[Dr. MD MD]

https://newspunch.com/white-house-moves-bill-clintons-official-portrait-grand-foyer-storage-room/

Winning

This one?

[Gd5150]

At this time 4 years ago the corrupt Obama administration was spying and organizing a coup against a political opponent their media told us had 7% chance of winning.

He won.
Coup failed.
Still zero evidence of Trump/Russia collusion.

Instead the Chinese backed communist Democrat media/party has now declared war on the United States. Gaslighting their lemmings on peaceful protests and storm troopers.

Looking forward to the silent majority no longer being silent.

[Jackstar]

Looking forward to the silent majority no longer being silent.

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Once, my ongoing satisfaction was difficult to overstate. Now, it is fully impossible to do so.

Still zero evidence of Trump/Russia collusion.

SERVER RESTART IMMINENT. (just kidding)

[paladin1991]

BEHOLD ME NOW, JACKSTAR, UNIFIER OF UNICORNS, COMES NOW TO DECLARE:

I created a monster here. Am I bad? She's awesome! Way, way more than half of (REDACTED) asked for this, it's stunning. HALF. And it's a big number to start with. Yuge.

Relax. Not a Vegan. 5:5.

WE HAVE ALREADY LIBERATED WORLDS. IS YOURS NEXT? STAY TUNED. STOP ASKING FOR NUDES, PALADIN.


It's gonna be okay, Kids. It's already okay! I'm totally over that whole rectal microphone thing, really.

For now.

Not nudes, just instructional photos of the rectal microphone.