President Donald J. Trump

[K_Dubb]

Not really, the last bit would fit, see quoted portion above.  Unfortunately, due to the TRC Ruleset, it is now disqualified for placement.  The TRC Ruleset is sort of like Fight Club Ruleset:

Good one, K-dubya.  Have a plum!

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

I suppose it is curtains for our campaign then, sir.  I am sorry that I did, in fact, let you down by managing to offend just about everyone alive.  If it is not too late I suggest Mongo as a replacement as he is adorable and doubtless far more loyal than I.  Moral of the story:  never trust a fag.

[Jackstar]

The Jews are God’s chosen people

Is a kike a jew? Asking for a friend. Seriously, I'm really having trouble keeping track of Punyling lingo these days. I don't think I even know what the word "fag" even means anymore.

Things were simpler in the '80s. I am not going to lie.

Moral of the story: [...] never trust a fag.

Now, this is a bit awkward: because I exclusively, only trust fags.

It's an older company policy, and may well be furiously out of date and torturously out of fashion, but nevertheless, I am sticking to it.

[Jackstar]

managing to offend just about everyone alive

Well, you haven't offended me, so... you got that going for you.

[Dr. MD MD]

Is a kike a jew? Asking for a friend. Seriously, I'm really having trouble keeping track of Punyling lingo these days. I don't think I even know what the word "fag" even means anymore.

Things were simpler in the '80s. I am not going to lie.

Now, this is a bit awkward: because I exclusively, only trust fags.

It's an older company policy, and may well be furiously  out of date and torturously out of fashion, but nevertheless, I am sticking to it.

Ye were warned.

[Jackstar]

Ye were warned.

Was that before or after the rape? I don't keep a journal, you might have to remind me. Thanks for the hot tip, though.

[Dr. MD MD]

Was that before or after the rape? I don't keep a journal, you might have to remind me. Thanks for the hot tip, though.

K_Dubb just warned you. Look up!

[Jackstar]

K_Dubb just warned you. Look up!

I thought he was just being coy.

[Jackstar]

Jew isn’t a race.

This seems like an opportune place to mention that I believe that the entire notion is a simple mistranslation: "jews" means "humans."

Certainly, there are a bunch of "Tribes" of "Jews", some of whom seem to believe that "They" are not like other peoples here that are busily crawling and screwing about across the surface of this world, but I really don't know--I am simply not invited to those kinds of parties very often.

I have flirted with the notion of categorizing everyone into two groups, Human and non-Human--however this entire concept is off-brand, off-message and off-target, considering that my primary purpose here is to destroy the illusion of separation.

I don't think I'll ever be on strike from that one. It's a fun gig; I'm not going to lie. In any event, while my purpose with this post was to try and clear the air somewhat, I am sure I have merely muddied the waters some for some of you.

Carry on. It's fine. IT'S ALL FINE. The line for refunds forms to my right... exit, stage left.

[DanTSX]

Is a kike a jew? Asking for a friend. Seriously, I'm really having trouble keeping track of Punyling lingo these days. I don't think I even know what the word "fag" even means anymore.

Things were simpler in the '80s. I am not going to lie.

Now, this is a bit awkward: because I exclusively, only trust fags.

It's an older company policy, and may well be furiously out of date and torturously out of fashion, but nevertheless, I am sticking to it.

You use it fairly freely for a word you claim to not understand.....

[SredniVashtar]

Found the chosen race member.....


Where is Jew on the US census?

Or are you going to cite genetic studies finding Sephardic Jews and Palestinians to be genetically identical?


The only studies that conclude that “Jew” is a race are clownshoes flat earth tier “science” funded for self congratulatory backslapping not far removed from studies the Germans conducted to determine a master race, so people like Ben Shapiro can show them to their smoothbrain evangelical followers



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A census won't have an exhaustive list. It will have the main ones and then an option marked 'other'. It's amusing (and hilarious) that you have such faith in bureaucratic taxonomy though.

I know subtlety isn't something that people like you are comfortable with, but if you are a child of mixed-race parents it's up to you what race you choose to identify with.

[Dr. MD MD]

A census won't have an exhaustive list. It will have the main ones and then an option marked 'other'. It's amusing (and hilarious) that you have such faith in bureaucratic taxonomy though.

I know subtlety isn't something that people like you are comfortable with, but if you are a child of mixed-race parents it's up to you what race you choose to identify with.

^^^^^^^
Totally avoids the main point that Jewish is a religious denomination, not a racial one. :

[pate]

I suppose it is curtains for our campaign then, sir.  I am sorry that I did, in fact, let you down by managing to offend just about everyone alive.  If it is not too late I suggest Mongo as a replacement as he is adorable and doubtless far more loyal than I.  Moral of the story:  never trust a fag.

You did not let me down, K_Dubb.  I would rather lose this campaign standing on our feet staying true to the Make America Pate Again ideals, than kneel before the wreckage of good old Dark Humor.  Anyone that could not laugh at your "...I guess when all you have is an oven, everything looks like a Jew..." is either a Communist or a Nazi, and not a Freedom Loving American.

There is no laughing in Communism or National Socialism, they are both dour and taciturn evils:  Twins of a sort, different sides of the same Marxist coin.

Let us whistle past the graveyard of failed political ideals!  Heads held high and onward to the next battle, this one is not over yet.  There are still the truckloads of last-minute Mail-in Ballots that were posted yesterday, "they" cannot possibly intercept them all and feed them to the Dumpster Gods!



Let us not stop running this close to the Finnish Line:  damn the Swedes, full speed ahead!

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

ediot:

...If it is not too late I suggest Mongo as a replacement as he is adorable and doubtless far more loyal than I.  Moral of the story:  never trust a fag...[/i]

Mongo may be of your race;  sometimes I notice that his "lipstick" is out when I rub his belly...  And he is always jumping in my lap when I am reclining in the La-Z-Boy or trying to sneak under the blankets when I am trying to sleep.  Nautical Shore.

[WOTR]

The emails contradict Bobulinski's testimony that Joe Biden had any involvement in Hunter's business dealings. And what's not directly addressed in the testimony is belied by Joe Biden's tax returns.

Per Fox: "The Biden campaign has said that it released the former vice president’s tax documents and returns, which do not reflect any involvement with Chinese investments."

As long as the Bidens say that Joe received no money, that is good enough for me. Emails saying "10% HELD for the big guy" would certainly indicate that Joe would declare it on his taxes.

What do you do when even the MSM is starting to be forced to ask questions?

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1322376502403604480

[pate]

You really are a fucking idiot. Possibly dumber than MD. I never thought I'd say that. It's Over has the IQ of a lampshade and so insignificant I keep forgetting him, but he's also a moron. So it's the three of you rubbing against each other in a very short bus.

I am certain you mint (((lampshade)))...

-p

[chefist]

As long as the Bidens say that Joe received no money, that is good enough for me. Emails saying "10% HELD for the big guy" would certainly indicate that Joe would declare it on his taxes.

What do you do when even the MSM is starting to be forced to ask questions?

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1322376502403604480

Exactly...bagman = plausible deniability. The fact that a large percent of the population does not understand this simple principle of crime is rather disturbing.

[WOTR]

I guess when all you have is an oven, everything looks like a Jew.

Top right? 

[malachi.martini]

K_Dubb absolutely seething I don't want to put him, or his pasties in an oven.

[chefist]

I am so glad you are not one of those horrible racists like our Nazi baker friend who wants to see them everywhere.  I guess when all you have is an oven, everything looks like a Jew.

Ha...now I'm in the mood for noodle kugel and challah.

[ItsOver]

You really are a fucking idiot. Possibly dumber than MD. I never thought I'd say that. It's Over has the IQ of a lampshade and so insignificant I keep forgetting him, but he's also a moron. So it's the three of you rubbing against each other in a very short bus.

Says the rage-filled drunk, who’s passed out face first in his warm booze, once again.

[ItsOver]

Ha...now I'm in the mood for noodle kugel and challah.

Yeah, who’s “our Nazi baker friend?” and does he do delivery?

[chefist]

Yeah, who’s “our Nazi baker friend?” and does he do delivery?

FAST delivery!

[SredniVashtar]

Says the rage-filled drunk, who’s passed out face first in his warm booze, once again.

Presumably I was able to flay your dumbass while unconscious. There is truly no end to my talents. I know sniffing Trump's farts represents the ideal climax of your life on Earth (and let's all hope we don't have to wait too long for that) but at least try to make an effort, you weary old pissflap. It's just the same old balls from you every fucking time.

[Dr. MD MD]

Yeah, who’s “our Nazi baker friend?” and does he do delivery?

[ItsOver]

FAST delivery!

I can tell he’s going to want a big tip, along with that “Heil Hitler!”

[malachi.martini]

the IQ of a lampshade

Says the rage-filled drunk, who’s passed out face first in his warm booze, once again.

The projection never ends with shitlibs, point out how ugly they make the world and it's all lampshades and ovens.

[albrecht]

LOL.  I think I’ve eaten at that In-N-Out, if it’s the one close to UT.

The hearse they are using in Houston is even more hilarious.
ps: though I have do so I don't support eating In and Out, at least here. Whataburger is better if you want chain. If you must eat a California chain, Fatburger is better I think. If by UT go local burgers: Dirty's, Posse East, Dan's, etc. I do like that In and Out puts Bible messages on their products. Amazing that they can still exist and be popular in California and do that!? I also admire that they are still family owned and privately held.

https://twitter.com/GhoSTorM143/status/1321934310748938240

[Jackstar]

at least try to make an effort, you weary old pissflap. It's just the same old balls from you every fucking time.

Let me be the first to say: this new-and-improved Sredni has zazz. Kudos.

[malachi.martini]

[chefist]

I can tell he’s going to want a big tip, along with that “Heil Hitler!”

[Jackstar]

You use it fairly freely for a word you claim to not understand.....

One's reach must exceed one's grasp, else, what would one reach for?