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President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84630 on: July 08, 2020, 09:53:41 PM »

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84631 on: July 09, 2020, 01:01:12 PM »
Well, as I predicted on this very forum, Donald Trump would be impeached and alienate both parties if he were elected. Right again.

Now we're left with the decision of, demented Joe, or batshit crazy Donald. The world is burning. Welcome to Hell. Thank-you, MAGA people.

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84632 on: July 09, 2020, 03:31:41 PM »
Well, as I predicted on this very forum, Donald Trump would be impeached and alienate both parties if he were elected. Right again.

Now we're left with the decision of, demented Joe, or batshit crazy Donald. The world is burning. Welcome to Hell. Thank-you, MAGA people.

Wow! Who could’ve ever predicted that the establishment would try their hardest to reject a dark horse?! How very prescient of you! ::)


President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84633 on: July 09, 2020, 04:17:58 PM »
Well, as I predicted on this very forum, Donald Trump would be impeached and alienate both parties if he were elected. Right again.

Now we're left with the decision of, demented Joe, or batshit crazy Donald. The world is burning. Welcome to Hell. Thank-you, MAGA people.

Your welcome!
Thank you for your cervix!

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84634 on: July 09, 2020, 04:33:03 PM »
Well, as I predicted on this very forum, Donald Trump would be impeached and alienate both parties if he were elected. Right again.

Now we're left with the decision of, demented Joe, or batshit crazy Donald. The world is burning. Welcome to Hell. Thank-you, MAGA people.

Right on the button. 

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84635 on: July 09, 2020, 04:45:14 PM »
Right on the button.

Ikr?! Who could’ve seen it coming?! Genius! Pure genius!! :D

President Snowflake
« Reply #84636 on: July 09, 2020, 05:49:01 PM »

No wonder he paid someone to take his SAT
« Reply #84637 on: July 09, 2020, 05:54:10 PM »


President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84639 on: July 09, 2020, 06:44:15 PM »
Well, as I predicted on this very forum, Donald Trump would be impeached and alienate both parties if he were elected. Right again.

Now we're left with the decision of, demented Joe, or batshit crazy Donald. The world is burning. Welcome to Hell. Thank-you, MAGA people.

I may as well beat the others to it... "Still preferable than a Clinton presidency."  :D

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84640 on: July 09, 2020, 06:46:42 PM »
I may as well beat the others to it... "Still preferable than a Clinton presidency."  :D


President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84641 on: July 09, 2020, 06:55:18 PM »
I may as well beat the others to it... "Still preferable than a Clinton presidency."  :D
If only we had chubby cheeks NWO guy.


President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84642 on: July 09, 2020, 07:23:38 PM »
If only we had chubby cheeks NWO guy.



He must be 9 feet tall.

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84643 on: July 09, 2020, 09:38:51 PM »
He must be 9 feet tall.


An evolutionary strategy similiar to the "hot chick with fat friends." If you surround yourself by short people even if tall you will seem taller. Like the fat chick friend makes the chick seem hotter. Clinton got laid way more often because he had that economics guy who looked like a leperchaun around him.  It also attracted the black vote more because many were thinking "where da gold at, I want da gold!?!"

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84644 on: July 11, 2020, 11:29:52 PM »
He must be 9 feet tall.

Nope.  She’s 2’6” in heels.

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84645 on: July 12, 2020, 12:00:42 AM »

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84646 on: July 12, 2020, 12:01:51 AM »

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84647 on: July 12, 2020, 12:02:52 AM »
Well, as I predicted on this very forum, Donald Trump would be impeached and alienate both parties if he were elected. Right again.

Now we're left with the decision of, demented Joe, or batshit crazy Donald. The world is burning. Welcome to Hell. Thank-you, MAGA people.

You're welcome?

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84648 on: July 12, 2020, 11:02:40 AM »
Well that went well for "CNN" Guy. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1qHWRsalCI

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84649 on: July 12, 2020, 11:41:42 AM »
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President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84650 on: July 12, 2020, 11:42:08 AM »
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President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84652 on: July 17, 2020, 06:38:19 AM »
BEHOLD ME NOW, JACKSTAR, UNIFIER OF UNICORNS, COMES NOW TO DECLARE:

I created a monster here. Am I bad? She's awesome! Way, way more than half of (REDACTED) asked for this, it's stunning. HALF. And it's a big number to start with. Yuge.

Relax. Not a Vegan. 5:5.

WE HAVE ALREADY LIBERATED WORLDS. IS YOURS NEXT? STAY TUNED. STOP ASKING FOR NUDES, PALADIN.


It's gonna be okay, Kids. It's already okay! I'm totally over that whole microphone thing, really.

For now.

President Donald J. Trump is cool, but he'll never be Jackstar Cool
« Reply #84653 on: July 17, 2020, 06:41:12 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VcswhBy9tk&feature=youtu.be

Now, get your (REDACTED) ass in the kitchen, and make me some (CLASSIFIED). Control the whole, Digital Soldiers. I got this.

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84654 on: July 17, 2020, 04:59:54 PM »



President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84657 on: July 19, 2020, 05:54:51 PM »
At this time 4 years ago the corrupt Obama administration was spying and organizing a coup against a political opponent their media told us had 7% chance of winning.

He won.
Coup failed.
Still zero evidence of Trump/Russia collusion.

Instead the Chinese backed communist Democrat media/party has now declared war on the United States. Gaslighting their lemmings on peaceful protests and storm troopers.

Looking forward to the silent majority no longer being silent.

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84658 on: July 20, 2020, 03:44:38 PM »
Looking forward to the silent majority no longer being silent.

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Once, my ongoing satisfaction was difficult to overstate. Now, it is fully impossible to do so.


Still zero evidence of Trump/Russia collusion.

SERVER RESTART IMMINENT. (just kidding)

President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #84659 on: July 20, 2020, 05:09:40 PM »
BEHOLD ME NOW, JACKSTAR, UNIFIER OF UNICORNS, COMES NOW TO DECLARE:

I created a monster here. Am I bad? She's awesome! Way, way more than half of (REDACTED) asked for this, it's stunning. HALF. And it's a big number to start with. Yuge.

Relax. Not a Vegan. 5:5.

WE HAVE ALREADY LIBERATED WORLDS. IS YOURS NEXT? STAY TUNED. STOP ASKING FOR NUDES, PALADIN.


It's gonna be okay, Kids. It's already okay! I'm totally over that whole rectal microphone thing, really.

For now.

Not nudes, just instructional photos of the rectal microphone.