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SredniVashtar

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 02:25:32 PM
Nah- he's even older than I am
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I'll take that as a tribute to my learning and wisdom, but it's sadly far from the truth. There are standing stones in Texas younger than you are, dear.

albrecht

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 28, 2019, 02:37:59 PM
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I'll take that as a tribute to my learning and wisdom, but it's sadly far from the truth. There are standing stones in Texas younger than you are, dear.
For a more Art Bell-esque take on this.... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1m3JNHr-OI

the youtube comments are interesting. Human sacrifice, owner was yuuuge developer, shape of the Kabbala, "place to smoke," Masonic theories, UFO's, etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Kelly_Dae_Wilson 



Roswells, Art

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 02:25:32 PM
Nah- he's even older than I am- nobody wants to see his spotty bottom.

Don't let the ageists get you down. Being old is better than the alternative.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 28, 2019, 02:13:49 PM
For clarity, by 'talk' you mean smeared in shit on the wall of your padded cell.

lol

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 28, 2019, 03:50:38 PM
Being old is better than the alternative.

Being young?

Why wasn't I informed?

Roswells, Art

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on October 28, 2019, 04:19:53 PM
Being young?

Why wasn't I informed?

Sigh! Being dead. You know, like some of those children in border detention camps that are taken from their parents.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 28, 2019, 04:20:57 PM
Sigh! Being dead. You know, like some of those children in border detention camps that are taken from their parents.

If they don't like it, they should just go back to Aliveland where they came from

pyewacket

Has anyone ever told you guys that you are really bad at this? Being so young, you still have time to improve. Boring and predictable.

I wonder why Shreddie dislikes older women so much. I'll bet there's a story that involves a nanny, leather, and a riding crop. 50 Shades of Shreddie.

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:04:59 PM
Has anyone ever told you guys that you are really bad at this?

Being young?

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:04:59 PM
I wonder why Shreddie dislikes older women so much.

He doesn't seem to like ANY women.  Frankly speaking, I think he might play for the pink team.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on October 28, 2019, 05:09:04 PM
He doesn't seem to like ANY women.  Frankly speaking, I think he might play for the pink team.

Coming from a person whose idea of a romantic evening is going elbow deep in some Fiipina street urchin's lower intestine, I don't think your opinion carries much weight with me.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:04:59 PM

I wonder why Shreddie dislikes older women so much.

Because they smell of old socks and peppermint and shake their withered fists at me as I whizz by on my skateboard.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:04:59 PM
Has anyone ever told you guys that you are really bad at this?

Bad at what? Please be specific.

pyewacket

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 28, 2019, 05:20:20 PM
Because they smell of old socks and peppermint and shake their withered fists at me as I whizz by on my skateboard.

Thank you for proving my point.

pyewacket

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 28, 2019, 05:22:35 PM
Bad at what? Please be specific.

Oh I don't know- keeping up with the conversation and being able to contribute to it in some relevant form. You know, that kind of stuff.

Kidnostad3

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Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 28, 2019, 05:22:35 PM
Bad at what? Please be specific.

Withdrawing your head from you ass. 


Roswells, Art

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:26:54 PM
Oh I don't know- keeping up with the conversation and being able to contribute to it in some relevant form. You know, that kind of stuff.

It's hard in this particular forum to focus on people's serious points of view amongst the humor. But It seems like you're back-peddling here because talking about anything other than generalizations would be difficult to defend.

pyewacket

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 28, 2019, 05:20:20 PM
Because they smell of old socks and peppermint and shake their withered fists at me as I whizz by on my skateboard.

I think we've got this narrowed down a bit. An old, Belgian nanny wearing stinky old socks, sucking on peppermints, while swatting young, already unsteady Shreddie off his second hand skateboard with the wobbly wheels.

Please share more with us, Shreddie. We'll have you sorted out in no time.
 

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on October 28, 2019, 05:32:03 PM
Withdrawing your head from you ass.

Getting very ghetto there, gramps.

pyewacket

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 28, 2019, 05:36:00 PM
It's hard in this particular forum to focus on people's serious points of view amongst the humor. But It seems like you're back-peddling here because talking about anything other than generalizations would be difficult to defend.

Relax- you're not the one I'm focused on here.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 28, 2019, 05:37:23 PM
Getting very ghetto there, gramps.

Ghetto would be "yo haid from yo azz"

Roswells, Art

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:40:54 PM
Relax- you're not the one I'm focused on here.

Oh sorry, is this some sort of Watch Netflix and Chill thing?

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 28, 2019, 05:36:00 PM
It's hard in this particular forum to focus on people's serious points of view amongst the humor. But It seems like you're back-peddling here because talking about anything other than generalizations would be difficult to defend.

In her defence, it must be the afternoon there, so she's probably been shovelling down the pills and already halfway through a bottle of Jack by now. That old girl has the constitution of a Clydesdale but you can't always expect her to be totally lucid.

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:40:54 PM
Relax- you're not the one I'm focused on here.

Oh god!  That just leaves me and Smedley.

I'm frightened.  Hold me, Dr Dicktooter

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 28, 2019, 05:17:21 PM
Coming from a person whose idea of a romantic evening is going elbow deep in some Fiipina street urchin's lower intestine, I don't think your opinion carries much weight with me.

I fisted her pussy.  Fisting asses is for queers.

pyewacket

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 28, 2019, 05:42:07 PM
Oh sorry, is this some sort of Watch Netflix and Chill thing?

Alex, I'll take, "What the hell is she talking about" for $200- but, YES- that's exactly what this is!

Gold Star for you!

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 28, 2019, 05:42:07 PM
Oh sorry, is this some sort of Watch Netflix and Chill thing?

Gee, I hope so.  Care to have a look at "The Manila Special" with me?

Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:46:25 PM
Alex, I'll take, "What the hell is she talking about" for $200- but, YES- that's exactly what this is!

Gold Star for you!

That's a euphemism for "casual sex," ma'am

Kidnostad3

Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 28, 2019, 05:37:23 PM
Getting very ghetto there, gramps.

Okay, I'll rephrase.  Like all liberals over the age of thirty, she suffers from terminal rectal cranial inversion.   

pyewacket

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on October 28, 2019, 05:43:01 PM
Oh god!  That just leaves me and Smedley.

I'm frightened.  Hold me, Dr Dicktooter

No because I like you- you're a sweetie. So that leave just the one remaining irritant.

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