Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

One I gathered from another forum that I rather liked as well as the thread subject also gathered from several other forums. 

In order to understand non-Euclidean geometry you need to realize that everything is controlled by a secret coven made up of left-handed albino yodeling Lapps with help from the San Francisco Philharmonic Orchestra.
The conspiracy first started during the invention of silly putty in my broom-closet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the day I cleaned under my refrigerator.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by public fornication with cabbages.
They want to pelt with smelly turnips southern Baptists and imprison resisters in a vat of irate hormonal termites using rubber-band powered model ibises.
In order to prepare for this, we all must chop celery into 1/2 centimeter (no more, no less) sections. Since the media is controlled by wild-eyed commie pinko ninjas in tartan pyjamas we should get our information from the Pope.

[James G.]

One I gathered from another forum that I rather liked as well as the thread subject also gathered from several other forums. 

In order to understand non-Euclidean geometry you need to realize that everything is controlled by a secret coven made up of left-handed albino yodeling Lapps with help from the San Francisco Philharmonic Orchestra.
The conspiracy first started during the invention of silly putty in my broom-closet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the day I cleaned under my refrigerator.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by public fornication with cabbages.
They want to pelt with smelly turnips southern Baptists and imprison resisters in a vat of irate hormonal termites using rubber-band powered model ibises.
In order to prepare for this, we all must chop celery into 1/2 centimeter (no more, no less) sections. Since the media is controlled by wild-eyed commie pinko ninjas in tartan pyjamas we should get our information from the Pope.

Nice work. You're well on your way to being some "credentialed guest" on what poses as Coast To Coast AM these days.

Just start some website, and then "self-publish" by paying a company to print an illiterate, rambling incoherent book. And don't forget the DVDs! Drop a note to the producers after doing the above, and I feel you'll soon be on the air on international level.

No doubt, you'll get people to follow you. And be featured on the apparent infomercial that's become a program that once stood for something. It once did. And an overnight-radio program once dedicated to finding the answers.

I like the celery bit. But we must always consider the tomatoes. Ha!

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Nice work. You're well on your way to being some "credentialed guest" on what poses as Coast To Coast AM these days.

Just start some website, and then "self-publish" by paying a company to print an illiterate, rambling incoherent book. And don't forget the DVDs! Drop a note to the producers after doing the above, and I feel you'll soon be on the air on international level.

No doubt, you'll get people to follow you. And be featured on the apparent infomercial that's become a program that once stood for something. It once did. And an overnight-radio program once dedicated to finding the answers.

I like the celery bit. But we must always consider the tomatoes. Ha!

nah. i'm quite adept at picking pockets the old fashioned way. of course only for entertainment reasons these days. 

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

In the 1990's, NBC's Thursday night lineup was used to place subliminal messages of control and order in people's heads. People were drawn to watch a completely shitty show like Friends because of a high frequency signal that eminated from the WTC. Notice how NBC's ratings went down after 9/11.

I expect producer Toooooommy to call me anyday now.

[fabucat]

One I gathered from another forum that I rather liked as well as the thread subject also gathered from several other forums. 

In order to understand non-Euclidean geometry you need to realize that everything is controlled by a secret coven made up of left-handed albino yodeling Lapps with help from the San Francisco Philharmonic Orchestra.
The conspiracy first started during the invention of silly putty in my broom-closet. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the day I cleaned under my refrigerator.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by public fornication with cabbages.
They want to pelt with smelly turnips southern Baptists and imprison resisters in a vat of irate hormonal termites using rubber-band powered model ibises.
In order to prepare for this, we all must chop celery into 1/2 centimeter (no more, no less) sections. Since the media is controlled by wild-eyed commie pinko ninjas in tartan pyjamas we should get our information from the Pope.

EXCELLENT!