Tonight: "The Cosmic Telephone Line" Guest

[James G.]

I just tuned into Coast To Coast AM. Mr. Art Bell, I believe, would feel as I do, and recommend this guest visit a competent psychiatrist (M.D., Doctorate Of Medicine). And end the interview. And logically go to open lines. Before the network wastes precious airtime.

Note that such as this guest -- I care not about his name -- has the supposed prestige of being some "guest" on the top-rated overnight radio program. And wrote some "book' detailing his vision. And, of course, has some website.

There's America, all. People of true integrity have to live our lives for real, and we don't waste out time with this nonsense.

Thank God for sanity in overnight radio: Fox Sports.

I only hope that, one night, the competent analyst Dr. Phil McGraw (Note: Ph. D., Doctorate Of Philosophy, not a Doctorate Of Medicine) will be allowed on a conference call with such guests, and recommend a course of action for such who seek to profit from ignorant people by "shoveling out" delusions.

If I need humor -- as I write -- I just need to tune into Coast To Coast AM and hear what poses as sanity.

Yes, we all miss Mr. Art Bell.

And the producers of tonight's show "missed the proverbial boat" on bumpers. We need ELO (Electric Light Orchestra) with its Telephone Line:

"Oh oh Telephone Line, give me some time, I'm living in twilight"

As far as "The Cosmic Telephone Line," I feel the the aliens would take pity on this poor earthling -- and recommend AT&T U-Verse. As I would.

Ha!

And there's Mr. George Noory, crediting his "person" for his "work."

Work?

This is better comedy than I can write, all.

As far as the second guest, see above. Coast To Coast AM has become its own parody. I admit I couldn't even think of -- or write -- the absolute nonsense I hear on Premiere Radio Networks.

And, as Mr. Noory says, the "work."

Work?

Ha! I will keep myself from falling off my computer chair -- after getting coffee -- by tuning into Fox-Sports Radio.

Now you know why I'd have nothing to do with Los Angeles. A place I've been to, and got to know well. Thank God for California! People who live for real need a laugh, and LA never fails to provide it!

As tonight proves, the city of Los Angeles, Calif., makes us existing in the true American heartland feel a lot better about ourselves!

But, before I can type another word, I'll note that I have extraterrestrial beings that want to talk to me. They're right outside my door, in my miserable flat in the Southern United States.

Not to mention The Legend Of Boggy Creek humanoid, Bigfoot-esque creature that's lurking in the dense, dark, mammal and reptile-infested woods outside my Arkansas home. And looking into my window as I type. And, of course, hanging out near my creek. Ha! Ha!

So, please excuse me as I arise from my keyboard, to chase this Bigfoot-esque creature off. With my heavy stick. Git! Git, You! Ha!

I can relate better -- and in sanity and mental health -- to dumb animal, hibernating American Alligators than tonight's guest. What a joke! A self parody that's become Coast To Coast AM.

Coast To Coast AM is a real joke. A true ship of fools.

Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha!

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There are two states in our great Union which make California feel totally midwestern Mom & apple pie.  One is Nevada, land of Knapp, Sharron Angle's Second Amendment Remedies.  The only state known for sin, which has a Mormon Senator who neither drinks nor smokes (that we know of).  And Angle, who wanted to replace said Mormon, once supported reinstating alcohol prohibition.  The other Nevada Senator cheats on his wife with her best friends since high school and then gets his MOM AND DAD to pay his paramour and her hubby hush money.  I think that I'd LOVE Nevada.  Oh and the governor before this one also cheated on his wife and left threatening messages on the phones of journalists. 

Another crazy state is Alaska, and not just because of Palin.  Palin is sui generis and long may her media reign run.  But Alaska is more than just Palin.  In Alaska, there was a militia leader who got arrested because he was protecting a pot dealer from a drug bust.  Yes, in Alaska, the militia leaders also deal weed!  There was the stoner who called into a local radio show about his recipe for moose stew and then the radio host asked, "Say Joe, aren't you running for State Senate?  Why don't you tell the people about that?" 

At a recent Anchorage city council public meeting, held the same night as a deadly ice storm, only 35 people showed up.  One of them was a guy who was dressed in plastic grocery bags, who did an interperative dance as a protest against the mayor's proposed budget cuts.  The cops threw him out after he started to shout obscenities.