Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[aldousburbank]

The beautiful of is making explanation inside of English became from Chinese made for instructions.

[aldousburbank]

I just saw a girl at the store. I don't know if I am just overdue for some sex or it was love at first sight. I will get my buddy to pull up the servailance tape to find out what her deal is. Odd she wasn't overly hot. She kinda reminded me of Pam from TVs the office

This happened to me the other day while purchasing petrol. One second I'm standing there nozzle in hand, minding my own beeswax, then the next second an unanticipated direct hit from a smiling redhead nearly sunk my battleship. I was really quite unprepared for the electro-shock like automated response which immediately made everything I had been constructing my life around seem like a distant reality. Ouch! 

[akwilly]

This happened to me the other day while purchasing petrol. One second I'm standing there nozzle in hand, minding my own beeswax, then the next second an unanticipated direct hit from a smiling redhead nearly sunk my battleship. I was really quite unprepared for the electro-shock like automated response which immediately made everything I had been constructing my life around seem like a distant reality. Ouch! 

well that's kinda how I felt. Hopefully in a few hours my buddy will look at the video tape to see who she is and also what items she bought at the store

[aldousburbank]

what items she bought at the store

[Walks_At_Night]

also what items she bought at the store

On the other hand, if it was these you have found your Soul Mate and you'll have to marry her:

[aldousburbank]

also what items she bought at the store

[akwilly]

On the other hand, if it was these you have found your Soul Mate and you'll have to marry her:

damn you and Aldous almost made my pee my pants laughing. I just got back from the store and reviewed the tape. She was out of frame when I think we made eye contact so dangit I couldn't read her body language. She bought 2 items, one in a purple bag and the other in a light blue bag. I believe the light blue bag was some cool ranch chips. The purple bag is a mystery and I didn't have time to track her movement through the store because I'm not sure that my buddy had his bosses permission to let me in the office that had the tapes and also the stores cash and tobacco products. She looked even cuter on film. She had a button up sweater type of deal and her hair was in a ponytail. Amazing how much she resembles Pam. Even her cloths. I hope to get more info on her stat.

[PB the Deplorable]

This happened to me the other day while purchasing petrol. One second I'm standing there nozzle in hand, minding my own beeswax, then the next second an unanticipated direct hit from a smiling redhead nearly sunk my battleship. I was really quite unprepared for the electro-shock like automated response which immediately made everything I had been constructing my life around seem like a distant reality. Ouch! 

She's already got you using words like 'petrol'

[saintdick]

I've been away awhile but BellGab's ads know me too well.

[akwilly]

I've been away awhile but BellGab's ads know me too well.

you registered 8 days ago?

[TigerLily]

Willy. You bring out the best in Gabbers. Walks and Aldous thanks for the High Entertainment. Much laughter ensued

[MV/Liberace!]

BellGab earns more adsense revenue now than it did in December 2015 (when Art was still on the air).

[norland2424]

BellGab earns more adsense revenue now than it did in December 2015 (when Art was still on the air).

it seems we all shit post more lol

[MV/Liberace!]

it seems we all shit post more lol

fuck you, buddy!!

j/k

[Camazotz Automat]

BellGab earns more adsense revenue now than it did in December 2015 (when Art was still on the air).

Yes, but we would still like to see a 4% overall sales increase of eCigs in the next quarter.

Meeting in the War Room at 1400 hours.

[ItsOver]

BellGab earns more adsense revenue now than it did in December 2015 (when Art was still on the air).

Thank yeeewww Neo-Nazis and Falkie-fans!  GNS.

P.S. - Who's Art?

[Camazotz Automat]

[TigerLily]

BellGab earns more adsense revenue now than it did in December 2015 (when Art was still on the air).

Filthy lucre. Praise (((MV)))

Edit: How's your head?

[ItsOver]

Yes, but we would still like to see a 4% overall sales increase of eCigs in the next quarter.

Meeting in the War Room at 1400 hours.

Remember, no fighting in the War Room but vaping is encouraged.

[Hautex]

Today, boys and girls, we will discussing the effect of relative bearing grease on buckets of steam while using walnut welding rods for repairs.... any questions?

[aldousburbank]

Today, boys and girls, we will discussing the effect of relative bearing grease on buckets of steam while using walnut welding rods for repairs.... any questions?

What are we smoking?

[Hautex]

What are we smoking?

why, we're smoking meat of course....duh

[aldousburbank]

It's shark week in the English fields.



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[akwilly]

I lost it my ass at poker. I am at a bar with very sketchy woman's. I am in the bathroom.

[akwilly]

The girl from the grocery store is not here I am going to play pulltabs. There is a bunch of Tlingit ugly fat girls here that I and might have to do one.

[akwilly]

I farted really big and almost shit my pants and no one noticed I don't TR hink

[akwilly]

Haha some people are noticing

[akwilly]

I didn't win at pulltabs am going to different bar to try and get girls

[akwilly]

There is one girl here that is pretty but I no her and that she does meth. She is slutty but very pretty and not fat.

[akwilly]

I am going to go home. I miss my dog and am tired of slutty girls