Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[yoego]

dat saltee taste on yer lip aftet ye blowz yer noze iz EATN BOOGERS
grooooooose11111!

[wr250]

another day, another asshat on my ignore list.

[Camazotz Automat]

Well for once I agree with you, no more Drama thank you, I have things to do in life and this board much as I have enjoyed being a member in the past is not what it once was so I get it, I will leave now.

Art

Not ... so ... fast, Shame!  Come back!  Come back here, Shame!

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[GravitySucks]

Awwwwwww cuteness factor 3000

[analog kid]

I've been thinking about popcorn woman. It's terrible, but I've never seen anyone fall so thoroughly. Is it a fleeting attempt to save the popcorn that makes it so complete? She probably paid $40 for all that theater popcorn.

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[whoozit]

I've been thinking about popcorn woman. It's terrible, but I've never seen anyone fall so thoroughly. Is it a fleeting attempt to save the popcorn that makes it so complete? She probably paid $40 for all that theater popcorn.

I hope they gave her 50% off a replacement bucket.

[GravitySucks]

Found this clip of Zeebo shoveling his driveway.

http://i.imgur.com/Qv0Fhgg.gifv

[GravitySucks]

You had one job...

[GravitySucks]

Drive it like you stole it...

[Camazotz Automat]

Last sleep cycle, I dreamt I was drumming for Iron Maiden in a studio setting.

My timing was spot on, but I was adding drum rolls and cymbals to various areas I perceived as "negative spaces" ... in classic songs.

Bruce Dickinson was very disappointed with the augmentation.

So fucking sad.  All I had to do was PLAY THE SONGS as they were ORIGINALLY RECORDED.

But nooooooooooooooooo.

Could this be some insight/prophecy that Nicko McBrain will soon be absent from the band?  Or a critical deconstruction of my core, revealing a potential character flaw?

Or both?

[chefist]

Did Bill Cosby sell Chocolate Jello Pudding to Marshall Applewhite?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bill-cosby-face-charges-sexual-assault-reports-article-1.2480625

[JamesMcDonald]

[Philosopher]

It is interesting how the phrase "God is Greatest" has now become globally synonymous with wanton shooting, bombing, burning, beheading, acid-throwing, maiming, beating, hanging, stoning, torturing, raping, child-abusing, enslaving, war, and mass genocide.  Islamic terrorists accomplished this by dutifully introducing each act of barbarity by proclaiming "Allahu Akbar". 

Although uttered every day by devout Muslims, the guttural sound of "Allahu Akbar" cannot help but instill unease for any reasonable person today.

[popple]

New Theory On Adam’s Penis Causes Outrage

A religious academic has kicked up a sacrilegious storm by saying the Biblical creation myth actually intends to say that God created Eve out of Adam’s penis bone.

Zevit believes the Hebrew word "tsela" does not translate as "rib," but instead can be understood to mean "limbs sticking out sideways from an upright human body."

Human males are one of the few species of mammals who don’t have a baculum (a penis bone). Bears, bats, cats, walruses and even our closest living relative â€" the chimpanzee â€" all have the bone.

[Camazotz Automat]

Over the years, Camazotz Automat has created many customized Jackass George graphics for this site.  Among them, such treasures as "The Face on Uranus" by Georgy Noory book cover, and the infamous "George in a Host Gator suit."

And now, for 2016, he is unveiling his mash-up of an iconic store brand and the dork side of the force that never seems to stop awakening, known as George Noory.

The graphic is an exercise in subtlety, yet powerful in its playful ~spaced-out verbiage~.

He wishes Happy New Year's to BellGabbers everywhere - no matter their race, gender, politics, sexuality, religion, or local library card activity - and wishes for them to drink like almighty Hell-fishes tonight, but to not drive after.

Oh, and your Radio Shack Free Battery of the Month Club card is hereby revoked for all eternity.

His words.  Not mine.

end of message

[Philosopher]

I've been thinking about popcorn woman. It's terrible, but I've never seen anyone fall so thoroughly. Is it a fleeting attempt to save the popcorn that makes it so complete? She probably paid $40 for all that theater popcorn.

She probably spent all the previous night listening to George Noory.

[GravitySucks]

She probably spent all the previous night listening to George Noory.

This week she is starting as Wide Receiver for the Bears.

[analog kid]

Over the years, Camazotz Automat has created many customized Jackass George graphics for this site.  Among them, such treasures as "The Face on Uranus" by Georgy Noory book cover, and the infamous "George in a Host Gator suit."

And now, for 2016, he is unveiling his mash-up of an iconic store brand and the dork side of the force that never seems to stop awakening, known as George Noory.

The graphic is an exercise in subtlety, yet powerful in its playful ~spaced-out verbiage~.

He wishes Happy New Year's to BellGabbers everywhere - no matter their race, gender, politics, sexuality, religion, or local library card activity - and wishes for them to drink like almighty Hell-fishes tonight, but to not drive after.

Oh, and your Radio Shack Free Battery of the Month Club card is hereby revoked for all eternity.

His words.  Not mine.

end of message

Happy New Year

[PB the Deplorable]

Over the years, Camazotz Automat has created many customized Jackass George graphics for this site.  Among them, such treasures as "The Face on Uranus" by Georgy Noory book cover, and the infamous "George in a Host Gator suit."

And now, for 2016, he is unveiling his mash-up of an iconic store brand and the dork side of the force that never seems to stop awakening, known as George Noory.

Sir, as inspired as those works are, you remain far behind the Bill Byrnes ''George Noory Worker in the Light" and "George Noory Journey to the Light" satirical masterpieces, and his comic tour de force, "The George Noory Late Night Snack Recipe Book".

[GravitySucks]

Found this...

[ItsOver]

Sir, as inspired as those works are, you remain far behind the Bill Byrnes ''George Noory Worker in the Light" and "George Noory Journey to the Light" satirical masterpieces, and his comic tour de force, "The George Noory Late Night Snack Recipe Book".

I'm eagerly awaiting "George Noory does Miller Light."

[analog kid]

[pate]

Know particulate order, erhnm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiJMdWo5qTM

Hug huntr!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOS9BhQdFn4

Comfor-travail!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ef_q1_uoQ

Luv Dov3Chocolayetes(sp)

[pate]

Brad Pitt & Angilna Jolie (sp) are so fecund why on or the 'nother adopt?

Not Sure...

ediot: Black Budgets Matter?

[zmbabwe]

I know that guy.  Is he famous now?