Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Camazotz Automat]

No angels, demons, or ghosts are allowed near the electron tunneling unless they coughed up a credit card number, proving their intent.

That's what she said!!!

[aldousburbank]

The most hopeful and frightening thing ever is when my children behave like me.

[wr250]

The most hopeful and frightening thing ever is when my children behave like me.

well learn from the best ...

[Eddie Coyle]

  Sounds like some has been isn't WINNING today.

[wr250]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlkNrPmIqPI

[popple]

  Sounds like some has been isn't WINNING today.

that warlock has apparently been hiding his HIV for years

[PB the Deplorable]

  Sounds like some has been isn't WINNING today.

So tiger blood was a euphemism after all

[albrecht]

Listening to an old Art 1996-07-05 and he is reading a fax from a listener Rick in Reno bitching about Assad and discussion about a "blood moon" in another segment. I swear it is like a decade hasn't even happened. Art back on, in fine form, and still same kind of subjects are going on!

[aldousburbank]

Listening to an old Art 1996-07-05 and he is reading a fax from a listener Rick in Reno bitching about Assad and discussion about a "blood moon" in another segment. I swear it is like a decade hasn't even happened. Art back on, in fine form, and still same kind of subjects are going on!

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

[whoozit]

My eyes aren't what they used to be.  When I look at this site on my phone I think the upper left corner says BallGag.

[Eddie Coyle]

that warlock has apparently been hiding his HIV for years

  Funny, but every time I've seen him on TV since about 2000, I've mentioned how it looked like he had AIDS.

So tiger blood was a euphemism after all

     The tiger has been lyin' to dummie starlets. Next up, somebody whose name rhymes with Windsay Rohan.

[albrecht]

Today I saw the next advance in drunkeness/cheapness at a local liquor store. A "box of vodka." I'm guessing it is a similar deal like the previous "box of wine" (a plastic bag inside a cardboard box.) What will they come up with next? And, actually, I could see it being a good thing when decent weather happens again and one is on a boat, deck, etc and wants to provide vodka to people but doesn't want glass issues. And would be stackable, right next to the boxes of wine!

[akwilly]

Today I saw the next advance in drunkeness/cheapness at a local liquor store. A "box of vodka." I'm guessing it is a similar deal like the previous "box of wine" (a plastic bag inside a cardboard box.) What will they come up with next? And, actually, I could see it being a good thing when decent weather happens again and one is on a boat, deck, etc and wants to provide vodka to people but doesn't want glass issues. And would be stackable, right next to the boxes of wine!

It would be easy to wrap up as a gift.

[albrecht]

It would be easy to wrap up as a gift.

Yah, I think it is going to be a white elephant gift at a Christmas party from me. A gift that, actually, isn't that bad to win (assuming the vodka doesn't taste like plastic or leech whatever plastics into it?)

[jazmunda]

This kid just won Halloween.

[Northern Nights]

  Sounds like some has been isn't WINNING today.

Just for the spectacle that would ensue I was hoping that his "revealing personal announcement" was that he would soon be known as Charlene Sheen.

[albrecht]

Art: "I am unordinary..."
Caller(male): "What disgusts me about America is they're not into diversity as they preach it I'm into gothic-style guy and wear fishnets and when I walked into Wendy's....."

1996-07-05 show. Classic.

[BellBoy]

My eyes aren't what they used to be.  When I look at this site on my phone I think the upper left corner says BallGag.

That awkward moment, when someone inadvertently "outs" themselves as a 4chan troll.



Mega dildos anon!

[albrecht]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/steven-spielberg-barbra-streisand-awarded-840641

[whoozit]

That awkward moment, when someone inadvertently "outs" themselves as a 4chan troll.



Mega dildos anon!

Nope, just bad eyesight. 

[FightTheFuture]

So tiger blood was a euphemism after all

I wonder if ol` Chuck was stuck with a bad needle. Maybe a meat needle even.

[onan]

I wonder if ol` Chuck was stuck with a bad needle. Maybe a meat needle even.

Seems to me, I read he drove on both sides of the street. Also read lots of drug use. So maybe both.

[Yorkshire pud]

Just sayin...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34836397/leeds-pub-garden-floods-men-go-for-pint-anyway

[Eddie Coyle]

Seems to me, I read he drove on both sides of the street. Also read lots of drug use. So maybe both.

     "Charlie's not gay, but he's into trannies" was something I heard on the radio this morning. In that case,I think he and Eddie Murphy should remake the Lethal Weapon franchise. Don't ask what the lethal weapon is.

[Chine]

Pumpkin Spice Latte Zeebo...

[akwilly]

My dog wishes someone would make treats out of ear wax.

[Eddie Coyle]

My dog wishes someone would make treats out of ear wax.

   Cats are like that too. They're fond of orally raping the ears of drunk people who fall asleep on the couch. Or so I've been told.

[b_dubb]

[zeebo]

Pumpkin Spice Latte Zeebo...

Usually I drink my coffee black, luke-warm, and outta an old plastic cup ... but ya know sometimes ya gotta treat yourself.   

[BobGrau]

...Why do we call it empty vacuum, when it contains THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?