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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 06:56:24 PM

Quote from: popple on November 02, 2015, 09:59:05 PM


Be careful of those massage houses, Popple.  They may start by tenderizing you with their fingers but next thing you know they're pulling out the cupcake pans.





Quote from: GravitySucks on November 03, 2015, 08:38:04 PM
When idiots transport a nuclear weapon

http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=d8f7c1efc295

It's not the guys doing the transporting.  It's the idiot with the camera.  The police escort had to slow down to warn him off, and that caused the convoy to suddenly have to slow down.  The following vehicle couldn't see to respond quickly enough.  Then the idiot with the camera gets all jacked and takes no responsibility for what just happened.

That's my take.




Hautex

Quote from: Puxley on November 04, 2015, 05:08:50 AM
Daniel is a legend.... :0)
Respecting the art of language makes Daniel a legend. Plus, we need to find a little humor in everything.  ;D

GravitySucks

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 03, 2015, 08:57:43 PM
It's not the guys doing the transporting.  It's the idiot with the camera.  The police escort had to slow down to warn him off, and that caused the convoy to suddenly have to slow down.  The following vehicle couldn't see to respond quickly enough.  Then the idiot with the camera gets all jacked and takes no responsibility for what just happened.

That's my take.
So if the transporter had to slow down for an animal in the road or for maybe a stoplight and got rear ended, the guy that rear ended the transporter would still not have been an idiot?

The idiot was the guy in the mrap that was distracted and was not watching for brake lights.

I don't know if it was worth it.

Was it original recipe or extra crispy?



Man fatally stabbed over taking last piece of chicken.

http://news.yahoo.com/man-fatally-stabbed-taking-last-152100460.html

Quote from: Puxley on November 04, 2015, 05:08:50 AM
Daniel is a legend.... :0)

He certainly is. I have no time for stupid people and in that family's case, the apple didn't fall far from the tree of stupidity. :P


Hautex

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on November 04, 2015, 12:19:45 PM
He certainly is. I have no time for stupid people and in that family's case, the apple didn't fall far from the tree of stupidity. :P


If you are stupid, you can be taught and cured... If you have no common sense, you will confirm that fact daily.

aldousburbank

Quote from: Hautex on November 04, 2015, 01:41:08 PM
If you are stupid, you can be taught and cured... If you have no common sense, you will confirm that fact daily.
If you are not happy you will be accepted as normal.

Quote from: GravitySucks on November 04, 2015, 07:56:07 AM
So if the transporter had to slow down for an animal in the road or for maybe a stoplight and got rear ended, the guy that rear ended the transporter would still not have been an idiot?

The idiot was the guy in the mrap that was distracted and was not watching for brake lights.

Well, maybe I'm speaking out of my ass but I would imagine the mrap driver would have standing orders about the distance he has to maintain behind the transporter, and if the transporter is forced to brake suddenly he doesn't have the reaction time to brake fast enough because he's basically blind to everything but the back of the truck.  But maybe you're right and he was distracted.

Even if it was his fault, the guy with the camera seems oblivious to his role.  In a similar situation I would feel like an ass even if I didn't do anything wrong.  People just don't give a shit how their actions affect anyone else anymore.

Caruthers612

Quote from: analog kid on November 03, 2015, 03:13:27 PM


         I thought moving four billion tons of white bullshit was what we're doing now with the presidential election. <bow, curtsy>

albrecht

Quote from: Caruthers612 on November 04, 2015, 03:36:25 PM
         I thought moving four billion tons of white bullshit was what we're doing now with the presidential election? <bow, curtsy>
I like the way the man thinks. Funny, well only if nobody is hurt and not much property damage, every year when we get our few freezes someone has a brilliant idea to fix something like a frozen pipe, ice on windsheld, etc with his torch and starts a fire that gets out of control.

Caruthers612

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on November 04, 2015, 12:14:06 PM
I don't know if it was worth it.

Was it original recipe or extra crispy?



Man fatally stabbed over taking last piece of chicken.

http://news.yahoo.com/man-fatally-stabbed-taking-last-152100460.html

            I trust democracy. Really. I do.


Caruthers612

Quote from: pate on November 04, 2015, 10:00:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxKCPjcvbys

           Ain't this meant for the Music thread, or is this secretly related to the guy being stabbed over chicken on account o' the backward masking?


Caruthers612

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on November 05, 2015, 02:56:43 PM
The more things change, the more CNN.com really sucks.

            Well said. Plus, they have a tendency to hire fat broads as anchors, most of whom have faces that could curdle fresh milk.






akwilly

I need to stop betting on NFL games. Now I feel better. Thanks

popple

QuoteA hornet nest formed around a mask in a shed




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