Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Unquenchable Angst]

Any details on the gold plating kit  the golden nut sack dead guy used? Perhaps we could airdrop a couple hundred thousand of these south of the border and solve some problems. If it was a kit like some I have seen in jewelry catalogs, the plating solution has the gold suspended in a cyanide solution, A solution to Mexico's cartel problem and US cartel problem.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Any details on the gold plating kit  the golden nut sack dead guy used? Perhaps we could airdrop a couple hundred thousand of these south of the border and solve some problems. If it was a kit like some I have seen in jewelry catalogs, the plating solution has the gold suspended in a cyanide solution, A solution to Mexico's cartel problem and US cartel problem.

According the to article linked somewhere on this site, it was a 'professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage.'  I don't know what that is, but I imagine it involves a lot of heat.  Also, he painted, um, himself with a lead-based paint before trying to apply the gold.

edit:  I guess it was something like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hYMGHiAnv8

[3OctaveFart]

Weird NJ story. Fish with creepy human-like uppers and lowers found in Burlington County lake.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/testicle-biting_fish_with_human-like_teeth_found_in_new_jersey_lake

[Camazotz Automat]

Weird NJ story. Fish with creepy human-like uppers and lowers found in Burlington County lake.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/testicle-biting_fish_with_human-like_teeth_found_in_new_jersey_lake

H.R. Giger spins biomechanically in his grave - all his subconscious fears of vagaina dentata fully realized.

From New Jersey no less.

[Camazotz Automat]

[popple]

https://twitter.com/Criticl_me/status/614868644074369024

"just in" indeeeeeed

[wr250]

http://i.imgur.com/m92ifem.gifv

[wr250]

boneless watermelon anyone?

[chefist]

boneless watermelon anyone?

Hey wr...I just downloaded Comodo...is that you?

[wr250]

Hey wr...I just downloaded Comodo...is that you?

i am not boneless

[wr250]

ill let this stand on its own merits
http://mayobymail.com/

[b_dubb]

http://disinfo.com/2015/04/bald-headed-idiot-assholes-quest-identify-enlightenment-isnt/

[UnscreenedCaller]

http://disinfo.com/2015/04/bald-headed-idiot-assholes-quest-identify-enlightenment-isnt/

Oh yeah, preach it!

[UnscreenedCaller]

Shizzle ma Bellnizzle

[jazmunda]

I'm not sure how I feel about these painting depicting Shia LeBouf as all 13 Doctors.



http://brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/shia-labeoufs

[wr250]

I'm not sure how I feel about these painting depicting Shia LeBouf as all 13 Doctors.



http://brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/shia-labeoufs

it sucks, they should all be as they were presented on tv.

[Richard Groyper]

https://twitter.com/Criticl_me/status/614868644074369024

"just in" indeeeeeed

busted!

[Autistic Star Children]

After Dark Radio preview for tonight: Bluff Creek Project, Bigfoot, more! 12 ET/9 PT LIVE AND FREE.


http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/3-news/43305-after-dark-radio-for-tonight-12-et9-pt-steven-streufert-talks-the-bluff-creek-project-bigfoot-tons-more

Can't wait. Until Art gets back this is the best show of its kind.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm not sure how I feel about these painting depicting Shia LeBouf as all 13 Doctors.



http://brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/shia-labeoufs

I don't know who this Shia LeBouf is.  There is only one doctor.  Well, there are thirteen.. twelve really since the War Doctor doesn't count.  Then again eleven did have his meta-crisis.  And there was the Doctor Donna.  Anyway none of them were this Shia LeBouf character.  Blasphemy I say!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

https://twitter.com/Criticl_me/status/614868644074369024

"just in" indeeeeeed

I bet Fox wouldn't have made that mistake.

Nah, never mind.

[WOTR]

Why can't people be happy with brass ones? http://linkbeef.com/l-a-gang-member-gold-plates-own-genitals-to-death/

Damn it... Too good to be true...
http://theballreport.com/this-story-of-a-gang-member-gold-plating-his-balls-is-fake/
that photo above isn’t of Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez. It’s a 27 year old man named Jose Martinez, who was arrested in Sacramento in 2011 for shooting at a vehicle, and when the cops busted him he got an additional charge for possession of meth...
See that big “155” on his forehead? That proclaims his allegiance to Compton Vario 155,


And it goes on.  I love the idea behind the story, though.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Damn it... Too good to be true...
http://theballreport.com/this-story-of-a-gang-member-gold-plating-his-balls-is-fake/
that photo above isn’t of Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez. It’s a 27 year old man named Jose Martinez, who was arrested in Sacramento in 2011 for shooting at a vehicle, and when the cops busted him he got an additional charge for possession of meth...
See that big “155” on his forehead? That proclaims his allegiance to Compton Vario 155,


And it goes on.  I love the idea behind the story, though.

Now I have to decide which to believe:  the rags that carried the story in the first place, or an internet site called 'The Ball Report.'  Personally, I'm going to go with 'The Ball Report.'

[Eddie Coyle]

I bet Fox wouldn't have made that mistake.

Nah, never mind.

   Arabic and etchings of butt plugs are eerily similar.

   Shep Smith wouldn't make that error.

[WOTR]

I knew that I should not have used a site with links to a "bullet proof groin cup" or the story "man gets testicle caught in shower stool." 

If it helps, snopes says that the story originated with "world news daily" and is not true... http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/

Also, on the bright side, the story from the smoking gun with the same picture does appear to support the idea that this is, at least, not a picture of Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/compton/tattoo-face-638941

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I'm not sure how I feel about these painting depicting Shia LeBouf as all 13 Doctors.



http://brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/shia-labeoufs

well there's only one Doctor. LaBeouf is making gobs of money. ummmm... that's all i got. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I knew that I should not have used a site with links to a "bullet proof groin cup" or the story "man gets testicle caught in shower stool." 

If it helps, snopes says that the story originated with "world news daily" and is not true... http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/

Also, on the bright side, the story from the smoking gun with the same picture does appear to support the idea that this is, at least, not a picture of Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/compton/tattoo-face-638941

All that matters is that it confirms my preconceived notion. My daily affirmation.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I knew that I should not have used a site with links to a "bullet proof groin cup" or the story "man gets testicle caught in shower stool." 

If it helps, snopes says that the story originated with "world news daily" and is not true... http://m.snopes.com/gold-member/

Also, on the bright side, the story from the smoking gun with the same picture does appear to support the idea that this is, at least, not a picture of Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/compton/tattoo-face-638941

But... but...but I loved this story so much! It was Instant Karma.


Oh well, some other ganger can maybe take inspiration and make it so.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I'm not sure how I feel about these painting depicting Shia LeBouf as all 13 Doctors.



http://brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/shia-labeoufs

no no no
no no no no
no no no
no no no


Who is this Shia La Beef and why is he impersonating my Doctor?  

[Sardondi]

Arabic and etchings of butt plugs are eerily similar.

   Shep Smith wouldn't make that error.

Shep Smith: that guy whose friends, entire family, and every girl he's ever dated, know is gay, and don't understand why he doesn't just get it over with.

I'm not sure how I feel about these painting depicting Shia LeBouf as all 13 Doctors.

"Dr. Asshole, I presume?"

[Camazotz Automat]

Who is this Shia La Beef and why is he impersonating my Doctor?  

Shia LeBouf has a difficult enough time as it is simply impersonating Shia LeBouf.