Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

[ksm32]

Why have I been BANNED from BG since the move to the new server.  ?

Bogus, Man!!!!

[aldousburbank]

I would like to take this opportunity to say fuck you to everbody in my life who ever wanted me to be normal. How's yours working out for you?

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[maureen]

I would like to take this opportunity to say fuck you to everbody in my life who ever wanted me to be normal. How's yours working out for you?

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Picking up the Crumbs of life have made it infinitely more hilarious!

[basswood]

Austin Museum of the Weird.

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[b_dubb]

http://twistedsifter.com/2014/03/desert-breath-land-art-installation-by-dast-arteam/

Very cool

[Aussie Dave]

If someone wants to buy me an early Xmas present send me one of these.

[Avi]

If someone wants to buy me an early Xmas present send me one of these.

Whip out a curling iron, and they'd make lovely peyot!

[Aussie Dave]

Whip out a curling iron, and they'd make lovely peyot!

What's a peyot?

[Avi]

What's a peyot?

Sidelocks, pronounced in Hebrew like the first two syllables of peyote.

[pate]

'Squatch squatted on me, but I came back with this footage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPKg2c_bRCs

Them dang wormholes...

[pate]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=390WaPcxnFI

Not only do I love drinking, I love dreaming...

[pate]

Okay, okay,

My dog just asked me how the heel he git his kibble on Mars..  or anywhere else?

Fuq cats that shit in their own house.  Unless it is a Maine Coon who can fend...

Oi reckon that cat or dog people are right out on the Mars mission...

So we leave that to the soulless types?

[bateman]

Was Mad Men always this boring, is it just the new season?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

" Georgia man wounds mother-in-law after bullet ricochets off armadillo

Carol Johnson suffers non-life-threatening injuries after bullet kills animal, rebounds, hits fence,
travels through back door and recliner, before striking her in back
"

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/apr/14/georgia-man-kills-armadillo-wounds-mother-in-law-ricochet

[onan]

Was Mad Men always this boring, is it just the new season?

I don't watch it. My wife liked the first two seasons, then stopped watching it. My thought was 50's advertizing... excitement in a can.

[onan]

" Georgia man wounds mother-in-law after bullet ricochets off armadillo

Carol Johnson suffers non-life-threatening injuries after bullet kills animal, rebounds, hits fence,
travels through back door and recliner, before striking her in back
"

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/apr/14/georgia-man-kills-armadillo-wounds-mother-in-law-ricochet

Guns don't shoot people, armadillos shoot people.

[Juan]

" Georgia man wounds mother-in-law after bullet ricochets off armadillo

Carol Johnson suffers non-life-threatening injuries after bullet kills animal, rebounds, hits fence,
travels through back door and recliner, before striking her in back
"

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/apr/14/georgia-man-kills-armadillo-wounds-mother-in-law-ricochet

Leesburg is not far from Florida.

[b_dubb]

I don't watch it. My wife liked the first two seasons, then stopped watching it. My thought was 50's advertizing... excitement in a can.

Bottle

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Leesburg is not far from Florida.

The rare time weird news happens somewhere that is not Florida.

[bateman]

I don't watch it. My wife liked the first two seasons, then stopped watching it. My thought was 50's advertizing... excitement in a can.

The only reason I ever got into it was because I needed something to watch in between Breaking Bad seasons - I've watched every episode thus far, and it's been boring here and there, but these past couple episodes have been excrutiating.

[bateman]

I really have no strong feelings on Hillary Clinton either way, but seriously, not tipping at Chipotle is worthy of reporting? Relax.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/239006-chipotle-manager-say-clinton-didnt-tip

[bateman]

I went to the NY Auto Show over the weekend. The only 2 manufacturers I was impressed with in terms of build quality were Mercedes and HYUNDAI. The Azera/Genesis/Equus models felt more solid than anything made by Lexus.

[Eddie Coyle]

   I wish Euripedes had been around to see the modern athlete. The moron who goes bankrupt despite having a 40 million dollar contract or the slug who takes steroids, makes millions to tackle people, then sues because he has concussions.

   " of all the countless evils...none is worse than the race of athletes...In youth they strut about in splendor, the idols of the city, but when bitter old age comes upon them they are cast aside like worn out cloaks"

   Yeah, give Floyd Mayweather your 100 bucks, suckers.

[nextgen.fm]

Why was early 80's MOtley Crue so awesome?

lol

[aldousburbank]

Why was early 80's MOtley Crue so awesome?

lol

Cuz of the dope?

[nextgen.fm]

Cuz of the dope?

that's a big part of it i think

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Do my eyes deceive me? Mercedes-Benz and Hyundai uttered in the same sentence?  What is the world coming to?

[bateman]

Do my eyes deceive me? Mercedes-Benz and Hyundai uttered in the same sentence?  What is the world coming to?

Right? They used to be utter shitmobiles, but they have really, really stepped up their game.

[bateman]

Man, she wasn't kidding when she said "let's party"

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/mom-hosted-teen-sex-drugs-party-876421