Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[eyenoeyeno]

At 54, I had a few firsts this month. Of the ones I can talk about, two are nitrous and sushi. One was delish. The other, eh.

fun is fun

[PB the Deplorable]

     That's closest I've ever been to Hawaii...

You're not missing anything

[PB the Deplorable]

I found out that in California the member card stores (like Costco) must -by law - allow non-members to buy 2 categories of products.

Prescription medication, and... alcohol.  And boy do they sell most of the good handcrafted beers they carry cheap (the prescription drug prices aren't bad either)

[Eddie Coyle]

You're not missing anything

   The sun alone would make me deader than Benigno Aquino as I stepped off the plane. I have a tan already from the two 50 degree days we've had this month.

[ksm32]

I've decided to kill myself on May 3rd 2089.  This gives me so much room to tie up any loose ends and protect those I love from isis folks ETC.

I am far too healthy for 40, and don't want to do this life stuff forever.   After a while.. I just need some rest.  I am willing to hug any of you bellgabbers for free while I am amongst the breathing, but please, let's keep it clean.

[aldousburbank]

I've decided to kill myself on May 3rd 2089.  This gives me so much room to tie up any loose ends and protect those I love from isis folks ETC.

I am far too healthy for 40, and don't want to do this life stuff forever.   After a while.. I just need some rest.  I am willing to hug any of you bellgabbers for free while I am amongst the breathing, but please, let's keep it clean.

May I have the Les Paul?

[Eddie Coyle]

I've decided to kill myself on May 3rd 2089.

   That's a Tuesday. 2089 will be a shitty year, due to all the Milli Vanilli centennial celebrations.

[aldousburbank]

I am as grateful for my ignorance as my knowledge for having gotten me through life this far.

[jazmunda]

Perhaps this could become a new feature on BellGab. MV?

Dicks By Mail: Anonymous Service Lets You Send A Bag Of Edible Dicks To Your Enemies

[Eddie Coyle]

Perhaps this could become a new feature on BellGab. MV?

Dicks By Mail: Anonymous Service Lets You Send A Bag Of Edible Dicks To Your Enemies

    (To be said in Norm MacDonald's voice)

    "Yeah, I can see like, uh, tons of gay guys like becoming your enemy hoping you send them, uh, chewy tasty dicks. Yeah, those gay guys like that. Edible dicks, yeah"

[bateman]

Perhaps this could become a new feature on BellGab. MV?

Dicks By Mail: Anonymous Service Lets You Send A Bag Of Edible Dicks To Your Enemies

Why do you know this exists?

[b_dubb]

Why do you know this exists?

I'm betting he receives multiple shipments on a weekly basis. Most of those shipped by himself to himself.

[onan]

Who doesn't like a sweet candy dick every now and then?

[Eddie Coyle]

Who doesn't like a sweet candy dick every now and then?

   Lent can't end fast enough!

[jazmunda]

New Zealand The Bachelor contestant lets rip a fart on First Date.

http://youtu.be/WW__jZgZ0_0

[b_dubb]

New Zealand The Bachelor contestant lets rip a fart on First Date.

http://youtu.be/WW__jZgZ0_0

Bravo I say. Bravissimo!

[ksm32]

May I have the Les Paul?

You got it man! I will leave the 56 gold top to you, and the black Les Paul custom (gold hardware) to Eddie.   I take back the hugs thing though.  I can't have it.

[ksm32]

New Zealand The Bachelor contestant lets rip a fart on First Date.

http://youtu.be/WW__jZgZ0_0

"An ice breaker" ? A few years later she'd be doing it face level and finding it funny..  No rose for her.

[paladin1991]

Perhaps this could become a new feature on BellGab. MV?

Dicks By Mail: Anonymous Service Lets You Send A Bag Of Edible Dicks To Your Enemies

Tell me Jizzmunda, are they penis flavored?

[Yorkshire pud]

Today we have a solar eclipse over the Uk. It coincides too with a 'super moon' and various other celestial events. Naturally some American religious groups are predicting today is (at last) the real end of the world.

I love you all if they're right.

[Camazotz Automat]

I love you all if they're right.

Reported.

[Camazotz Automat]

Trending on Twitter:

Hades keeps his word and releases Persephone. Again.

Demeter reports she is content. For now.

[Treading Water]

Was just poking around on the interwebs this morning when I heard a car door slam.  Sounded really close so I walked to my kitchen door to see who might be in my driveway.  Turned out to be a complete stranger in a Lincoln Navigator stopped in the middle of the road in front of my driveway brushing snow off his windows....with his HANDS. 
I was just about ready to open my door and offer him a broom so he could reach the two inches of snow that was still on his roof.  Then I looked at his sneakers, lightweight jacket, and hipster pants and resisted that urge. 
Did I mention that for the past five days there have been forecasts of a major snowstorm arriving here today? 
I used to live in the country.  Now there are new houses and developments springing up all over the place. 
The older I get the more I dislike neighbors.

***sigh***

[aldousburbank]

Today we have a solar eclipse over the Uk. It coincides too with a 'super moon' and various other celestial events. Naturally some American religious groups are predicting today is (at last) the real end of the world.

I love you all if they're right.

Well that's just stupid. The world can't end until after Art is back on the air duh.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I used to live in the country.  Now there are new houses and developments springing up all over the place. 
The older I get the more I dislike neighbors.

***sigh***

I agree. Art once said on one of his shows that privacy costs money too (or something to that effect).

[Marc.Knight]

'Penis-shaped' neckline sparks social media frenzy




An unsuspecting news reader has become an internet sensation after her 'phallic-shaped' neckline sparked a social media storm.

Channel Ten host Natarsha Belling wore a conservative green jacket with a neckline - which some viewers interpreted as a 'penis-shaped' cut-out - during a Sunday night news report.

http://youtu.be/rX7wtNOkuHo

This belongs in the "First World Problems" thread.

[onan]

'Penis-shaped' neckline sparks social media frenzy


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An unsuspecting news reader has become an internet sensation after her 'phallic-shaped' neckline sparked a social media storm.

Channel Ten host Natarsha Belling wore a conservative green jacket with a neckline - which some viewers interpreted as a 'penis-shaped' cut-out - during a Sunday night news report.

http://youtu.be/rX7wtNOkuHo

She is awfully small.

[Yorkshire pud]

Well that's just stupid. The world can't end until after Art is back on the air duh.

Have you had any apologies from the doomsayers in the US? Or have they predicably kept a low profile?

Yeah that's probably it. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I've decided to kill myself on May 3rd 2089.  This gives me so much room to tie up any loose ends and protect those I love from isis folks ETC.

I am far too healthy for 40, and don't want to do this life stuff forever.   After a while.. I just need some rest.  I am willing to hug any of you bellgabbers for free while I am amongst the breathing, but please, let's keep it clean.

With my luck, I'd come down with dementia by 2089 and forget to kill myself.  Good luck with it  .

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Have you had any apologies from the doomsayers in the US? Or have they predicably kept a low profile?

Yeah that's probably it. 

Did the world end since you posted?  Nortb America is always a bit behind the UK.