Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Old Seinfeld is a douche who hangs around with Tom Cruise and defends Scientology. Because cult-like pyramid schemes that bilk tens of thousands out of vulnerable people with useless pseudoscience, and uses slave labor, including that of children, is a-okay.

I don't need to hear this, man. There's actually an episode where George takes a stab at Scientologists.

[The General]

Young and old Seinfeld would be the greatest lesbian couple EVER.

Why did his face get so big.  Gross.

[paladin1991]

AAArrrghh, I get that all the time.  People really do suck.

I swear to God that people will drop off a repair and I will tell them it will be one week before it's done, and I'll call them to let them know when it is finished.  They'll call me THE NEXT DAY to see if it's done yet.  I just wanna tell them, "Yeah, I time traveled to next week AND overnighted your parts from Unicorn Land, so you can pick it up yesterday if you'd like. And it's free because I love you. Douche"

Oh please, please General.  do this just once.  Record it and play it on Gabcast. 

[paladin1991]

Old Seinfeld is a douche who hangs around with Tom Cruise and defends Scientology. Because cult-like pyramid schemes that bilk tens of thousands out of vulnerable people with useless pseudoscience, and uses slave labor, including that of children, is a-okay.

because its part of the age old jewish conspiracy

[analog kid]

There's a megachurch pastor named "Creflo Dollar," and he wants you to buy him a 65 million dollar jet. Get your checkbooks out.



He wants this one specifically:

http://www.gulfstream.com/aircraft/gulfstream-g650

[MV/Liberace!]

They'll call me THE NEXT DAY to see if it's done yet.

this is one of the most annoying things a customer can do.  the early "is it done" call is a great example of why i need a receptionist.  half the time when you inform them it's not done, they sound disappointed, as if you didn't meet their expectations.  don't they understand i'll call when it's done?  don't they know i want to get paid just as much as they want to get their property back?  are they stupid?  in the now five years i've been in businses, i've only once forgotten to call a customer and let them know i'm finished with their computer.  what are people thinking?  this is the stuff that quickly turns a customer into a simple annoyance.

[paladin1991]

this is one of the most annoying things a customer can do.  the early "is it done" call is a great example of why i need a receptionist.  half the time when you inform them it's not done, they sound disappointed, as if you didn't meet their expectations.  don't they understand i'll call when it's done?  don't they know i want to get paid just as much as they want to get their property back?  are they stupid?  in the now five years i've been in businses, i've only once forgotten to call a customer and let them know i'm finished with their computer.  what are people thinking?  this is the stuff that quickly turns a customer into a simple annoyance.

I'm don't know what you do, but maybe you should charge 10 % if they call before the agreed upon date.  Put that in the estimate.  If the customer Does Not call prior to the agreed upon date, the 10% automatically drops off.

Just a thought.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Job opening for a journalist at Eastern Michigan University!

Under "Radio Announcer"
agency.governmentjobs.com/emichedu/default.cfm

http://agency.governmentjobs.com/emichedu/default.cfm?action=jobbulletin&JobID=1079381

[albrecht]

this is one of the most annoying things a customer can do.  the early "is it done" call is a great example of why i need a receptionist.  half the time when you inform them it's not done, they sound disappointed, as if you didn't meet their expectations.  don't they understand i'll call when it's done?  don't they know i want to get paid just as much as they want to get their property back?  are they stupid?  in the now five years i've been in businses, i've only once forgotten to call a customer and let them know i'm finished with their computer.  what are people thinking?  this is the stuff that quickly turns a customer into a simple annoyance.

Almost as frustrating, for a customer, is NOT being called when the job is done! This has happened to me twice and two different shops with regard to car repairs. It is bizarre, to me. I called them to find out the status and hear "oh, its done, you can come pick it up." WTF? I understand if I just crossed lines but in both circumstances the car was fixed a day or so prior to my call??

[eyenoeyeno]

All the time I used to spend on here is now devoted to pintrest. It kind of feels like switching back to picture books, but overall I'm fairly satisfied.

[Pale Horse]

All the time I used to spend on here is now devoted to pintrest. It kind of feels like switching back to picture books, but overall I'm fairly satisfied.

I should give that a try. Might make for more better happy.

[aldousburbank]

I should give that a try. Might make for more better happy.

Fucking Pussies

[Camazotz Automat]

Heads up, Julius Caesar!

[Camazotz Automat]

I'm very sorry, but UNSEALED : Alien Files just came on.

Also, I'm drinking screwdrivers from a sippy cup shaped like an alien's head.

(Screwdrivers composed of Florida's Natural non concentrate orange juice and Western Son Handcrafted Texas Vodka.)

Off to worship.

Oh, and once more: Watch yer ass, Caesar. Bad mojo is def comin' down.

Cam out.

[Eddie Coyle]

   Murph, Sully, Obie, Eags, Kelzo, Shayzo, Neezo, Fitzie, Walshie, Bugsy and "Flippa" Coyne.

   

   

[analog kid]

I'm very sorry, but UNSEALED : Alien Files just came on.

Also, I'm drinking screwdrivers from a sippy cup shaped like an alien's head.

(Screwdrivers composed of Florida's Natural non concentrate orange juice and Western Son Handcrafted Texas Vodka.)

Off to worship.

Oh, and once more: Watch yer ass, Caesar. Bad mojo is def comin' down.

Cam out.

Living the dream in my estimation.

[pate]

True Romance - The Sicilian Scene in HD

As I recall, me gran-pappy smoked Chesterfields...  'till he quit...

[wr250]

I'm very sorry, but UNSEALED : Alien Files just came on.

Also, I'm drinking screwdrivers from a sippy cup shaped like an alien's head.

(Screwdrivers composed of Florida's Natural non concentrate orange juice and Western Son Handcrafted Texas Vodka.)

Off to worship.

Oh, and once more: Watch yer ass, Caesar. Bad mojo is def comin' down.

Cam out.

we used to compose screwdrivers by getting a can of frozen oj concentrate and substituting vodka for the water called for on the label. yes i was once young and stupid . 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I'm very sorry, but UNSEALED : Alien Files just came on.

Is UNSEALED any good?

[pate]

Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world

Like a Colossus, and we petty men

Walk under his huge legs and peep about

To find ourselves dishonorable graves...

[aldousburbank]

I never believe anything that I can't disprove for myself.

[Camazotz Automat]

Is UNSEALED any good?

My opinion is that it's an interesting idea that is not properly executed, consisting of ninety-seven percent fluff and dubious "expert" opinions and wild speculation and giant illogical leaps of conjecture over vast canyons of logic.

George Knapp this ain't.

However...

They sometimes reference the date/location of a well documented odd report or unexplained event that you may not have heard about, so it potentially provides a seed for research. 

Regardless, if you add screwdrivers and riff on the melodrama, you cannot lose.

Also, in every aspect, it's better than watching Ishtar.

I never believe anything that I can't disprove for myself.

SEALED FOR YOUR PROTECTION : The Aldousburbank Files

[Heather Wade]

I should give that a try. Might make for more better happy.

BellGab is an acquired taste... but, you're cool with me, man. 

[wr250]

BellGab is an acquired taste... but, you're cool with me, man. 

like a fungus, it grows on you ...

[bateman]

Watching this. So damn good so far.

http://youtu.be/tEPG9z9rHsc

[Heather Wade]

like a fungus, it grows on you ...

Also like a fungus, almost impossible to get rid of once acquired.   

[Camazotz Automat]

Also like a fungus, almost impossible to get rid of once acquired.   

Doctor: Tell me. How long have you had this forum fungus covering your body?

Patient: Well, I ...

Forum Fungus: You SUCK, Doc! That's how long he's had it, you hosebag dickbreath! Medicate THIS, you goddamnd brainless pharmaceutical industry shill PARASITE!!! Seat yourself on top of the Washington Monument and ~rotate~.

Doctor: I see.

[Heather Wade]

Doctor: Tell me. How long have you had this forum fungus covering your body?

Patient: Well, I ...

Forum Fungus: You SUCK, Doc! That's how long he's had it, you hosebag dickbreath! Medicate THIS, you goddamnd brainless pharmaceutical industry shill PARASITE!!! Seat yourself on top of the Washington Monument and ~rotate~.

Doctor: I see.

You understand me, Cam.  Have a glass of this morning's fresh squeezed orange juice.  It keeps the fungus quiet & happy.  For a little while.

[lonevoice]

Rep Trey Gowdy is an odd looking man, but I think Rep Henry Waxman still has him beat. 



Then, there's this disgusting thing I saw, and now I can't unsee it.  A dentist in Taiwan extracted a decayed molar that had a guava sprout growing out of it. 

[jazmunda]

Modern Parenting 101.