Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Heather Wade]

Donatella Versace, looking beautiful as ever

For my nightmares tonight, I blame you, bateman!

[jazmunda]

Air New Zealand will stop using this 'Sexist' Safety Video filled with Swimsuit Models.

Wait. What? This is the first safety demonstration I've paid attention to in years.

http://youtu.be/SQDip9V49U0

[Catsmile]

Live! Spec Sheet tonight Tuesday, July 8, 2014 8PM Eastern - 5PM Western.

BellGabbers get in here NOW! Join the chat, and listen to the live show.

http://ufoship.com/chat/

Call The Spec Sheet: 573-837-4948

We will find out if Mumble works better than Skype.
Also we may find out if gingers have souls.
Be there or be square!

[Catsmile]

Live! Spec Sheet tonight Tuesday, July 8, 2014 8PM Eastern - 5PM Western.

BellGabbers get in here NOW! Join the chat, and listen to the live show.

http://ufoship.com/chat/

Call The Spec Sheet: 573-837-4948

We will find out if Mumble works better than Skype.
Also we may find out if gingers have souls.
Be there or be square!

Does Mumble sound better than Skype?
Tune in and you be the judge, then tell us what you think on The Spec Sheet chat.

[b_dubb]

So the question is: how much would it take for you to bang her? Everyone has their price.

Do I have to keep my eyes open? And will there be lube?  I'd need 7 figures.  6 if the lights are off.

[Heather Wade]

Does Mumble sound better than Skype?
Tune in and you be the judge, then tell us what you think on The Spec Sheet chat.

That was a fun show, thanks guys.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Don't be too hasty, fellows.  Before anyone commits to a price, it would be prudent to find out what the other 90% looks like.  So far, all you've seen is the tip of the proverbial iceberg.  You have no idea what loathsome entertainments and abominations of Nature are concealed beneath the surface of that seemingly benign, ultra-stylish ensemble. 

[Catsmile]

That was a fun show, thanks guys.

(Redacted), called The Spec Sheet tonight, good call by the way.
Hear one of our own, chat about current events, tech, and more.
We all know how cool (Redacted) is on the forum.
Now you have a chance to hear how cool she is. 
Download the show here: http://www.ufoship.com/ 

(EDIT): MV has the July 8th show posted now.

[Heather Wade]

Don't get weird on me now, Cats.    All I can say to that is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEfSamRnA-c

[UnscreenedCaller]

Bateman, for god's sake, slap a warning label on that post. I was just getting settled for the night. Some things can never be unseen.

[Eddie Coyle]

  That face would have stopped Cunanan's bullets and melted them into some hideous design that only the idle rich can appreciate and afford.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

  That face would have stopped Cunanan's bullets and melted them into some hideous design that only the idle rich can appreciate and afford.

Beautiful.  Thank you, Eddie Coyle.

[jazmunda]

Breathtaking.

HD photography is not her friend.

[b_dubb]

HD photography is not her friend.

Photography is not her friend. 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

"Look how you've grown!  Come here and give Grandma some sugar!"

[Heather Wade]

"Run away!  Run away!"

[jazmunda]

Photography is not her friend.

A tub of Vaseline smeared on the lens would do her the world of good. Oh who am I kidding. Lipstick on a pig is still a pig.

[jazmunda]

She could be a White Walker.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

"Run away!  Run away!"

[attachimg=1]

[eddie dean]

A tub of Vaseline smeared on the lens would do her the world of good.....

The infinitely annoying Nancy Grace does something similar. Her tv show uses a lens filter which produces a blurry, soft image.

[jazmunda]

It's been fun reading the SiriusXM facebook page for the last hour. It brings back memories of the #FreeArtBell Campaign except with more explicit memes. Jess is in hiding.

The #standwithant campaign needs Sarah Brestlin.

[eddie dean]

It's been fun reading the SiriusXM facebook page for the last hour. It brings back memories of the #FreeArtBell Campaign except with more explicit memes. Jess is in hiding.

The #standwithart campaign needs Sarah Brestlin.

Slow ur roll there partner, Let's not talk crazy!

[UnscreenedCaller]

It's been fun reading the SiriusXM facebook page for the last hour. It brings back memories of the #FreeArtBell Campaign except with more explicit memes. Jess is in hiding.

The #standwithant campaign needs Sarah Brestlin.

Slow ur roll there partner, Let's not talk crazy!

I hope neither of you are looking in a mirror. One more mention of her name and she might appear....

Speaking of nauseating appearances, the biggest, ugliest, most disgusting centipede I've ever seen in my life is on the wall and I can't walk over and spray it with Raid. By the time I get there with the walker, it could spawn thousands if not brazillions of disgusting little centipedes.  I may not sleep tonight, or ever again. Centipedes are my Kryptonite.

[jazmunda]

Speaking of nauseating appearances, the biggest, ugliest, most disgusting centipede I've ever seen in my life is on the wall and I can't walk over and spray it with Raid. By the time I get there with the walker, it could be spawned thousands if not brazillions of disgusting little centipedes.  I may not sleep tonight, or ever again.

You do realize that he's just waiting until you go to sleep. Cover your ears.

[Heather Wade]

I hope neither of you are looking in a mirror. One more mention of her name and she might appear....

Speaking of nauseating appearances, the biggest, ugliest, most disgusting centipede I've ever seen in my life is on the wall and I can't walk over and spray it with Raid. By the time I get there with the walker, it could spawn thousands if not brazillions of disgusting little centipedes.  I may not sleep tonight, or ever again. Centipedes are my Kryptonite.

One good shot with the right heavy book might kill it!  Or, the right heavy anything nearby. 

[Yorkshire pud]

HD photography is not her friend.

70 to 25 in less than two minutes.

http://youtu.be/vds9JyWcPfk

[jazmunda]

I notice they are only touching up the back of her body. Even photoshop is no match for her face.

[Yorkshire pud]

I notice they are only touching up the back of her body. Even photoshop is no match for her face.

I cannot believe how anyone connected with this sort of surgery can possibly sleep at night, or use their evidence as a selling point. I've screwed things up many times, but this is beyond 'getting it wrong'. The sad thing is, she wasn't bad looking before the onslaught of the butchery.

http://youtu.be/jVfqjOdHdXQ

[paladin1991]

Amazing Inside View of Fireworks Filmed By A Drone:

http://youtu.be/a9KZ3jgbbmI

Reminds me of Baghdad.

[bateman]

http://youtu.be/a_dIYr1qI7I