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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 06:56:24 PM

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 04, 2014, 11:51:58 AM
Who said I was joking?  ;D

Coming from NY made you have a sick mind? What other reason??  :)

Quote from: Blinko on July 04, 2014, 10:52:50 AM
Heres a random thing on my mind , I know most of you in the fly over states will find this disgusting because she doesn't have transparent skin , freckles and blue fucking veins crisscrossing her forehead...


Are you just going to sit there and let him talk trash about the Duchess of York, Yorkie?

I have to admit I'm rather partial to the Duchess of Cambridge, though.  She's a right toothsome lass, although Prince William might prefer her to be a little less so at moments like this.  As is tradition.

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Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 04, 2014, 01:19:33 PM
Are you just going to sit there and let him talk trash about the Duchess of York, Yorkie?
Is that who he's on about? Fucking hell, I though he was on about his mother, I didn't like to interrupt the train of thought.

Oh yeah Blinky <clears throat> How dare you sir disrespect our Duchess of York, giver of all that is toe sucking and bussel wearing. I therefore have no option to challenge you to a duel sir..at dawn...


Better?  ???

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 04, 2014, 01:32:07 PM
I have to admit I'm rather partial to the Duchess of Cambridge, though.  She's a right toothsome lass, although Prince William might prefer her to be a little less so at moments like this.  As is tradition.

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That one wasn't supposed to be made public..it was a private event on the balcony of Brenda's pad at the end of the Mall, in front of 250 000 people.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 04, 2014, 01:47:21 PM
That one wasn't supposed to be made public..it was a private event on the balcony of Brenda's pad at the end of the Mall, in front of 250 000 people.

So that's why the little girl is covering her ears--to drown out the clamorous applause and shouts of "Tally ho!"  Now I understand why everyone gets so excited about royal weddings!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 04, 2014, 12:22:28 PM
Coming from NY made you have a sick mind? What other reason??  :)

I don't know. The people I associate with, maybe? Not that I'm pointing the finger in any direction or naming any particular forum.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 04, 2014, 01:54:20 PM
So that's why the little girl is covering her ears--to drown out the clamorous applause and shouts of "Tally ho!"  Now I understand why everyone gets so excited about royal weddings!

I know I know; there's a misconception (geddit?) that we're shy and reserved when it comes to exhibitionism and public displays of 'getting down'... It's a myth...

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 04, 2014, 02:06:34 PM
I know I know; there's a misconception (geddit?) that we're shy and reserved when it comes to exhibitionism and public displays of 'getting down'... It's a myth...

And I hail Britannica for that whenever I gaze appreciatively at certain pictures of Helen Mirren before she became a respectable Dame.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 04, 2014, 02:15:03 PM
And I hail Britannica for that whenever I gaze appreciatively at certain pictures of Helen Mirren before she became a respectable Dame.

That's Dame Helen Mirren to you Mister!!!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 04, 2014, 01:56:01 PM
I don't know. The people I associate with, maybe? Not that I'm pointing the finger in any direction or naming any particular forum.

You call Gabcast quite frequently;;;;I've said too much already.  :-X

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 04, 2014, 02:17:51 PM
That's Dame Helen Mirren to you Mister!!!

Does that mean I have to stop looking at pictures of her minge?  Because I rather enjoy that.  ;)

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 04, 2014, 01:56:01 PM
I don't know. The people I associate with, maybe? Not that I'm pointing the finger in any direction or naming any particular forum.

Tee hee hee.  I see what you did there....    :o


b_dubb

Well the GabCast crew are first class degenerates. ;)

wr250

Quote from: b_dubb on July 04, 2014, 06:51:20 PM
Well the GabCast crew are first class degenerates. ;)

which is why you should take over (start?) art bells pr campaign .

jazmunda

Quote from: wr250 on July 04, 2014, 06:53:19 PM
which is why you should take over (start?) art bells pr campaign .

Incidentally our restraining order runs out when the NC does. Perfect timing.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 05, 2014, 02:07:41 AM
Incidentally our restraining order runs out when the NC does. Perfect timing.

Is that United States time or Australia time?     :P



Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 06, 2014, 12:45:29 PM
I might consider this if I was kind of drunk.

Nope, not even then.  (Where's that pukey smiley?)

Btw, how're the tootsies??   :)


Juan

Chumlee has a net worth of $5-million.

b_dubb

Quote from: Juan on July 06, 2014, 05:37:36 PM
Chumlee has a net worth of $5-million.
made possible by the "History" channel

Quote from: Treading Water on July 06, 2014, 03:38:41 PM
Nope, not even then.  (Where's that pukey smiley?)

Btw, how're the tootsies??   :)

Ha ha! I'd have to be very drunk and there'd be cleanup in aisle 3 after the final splash.  ;)

Tooties fine, thank you. Couple more weeks on crutches and then a fashionable boot. Right now, if anything rolls away, it stays away. Thank the gods for Netflix, Kindle and Bellgab. I'm a captive audience for tomorrow's Gabcast, oh mighty Gabcasters.

jazmunda

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 06, 2014, 05:58:44 PM
Ha ha! I'd have to be very drunk and there'd be cleanup in aisle 3 after the final splash.  ;)

Tooties fine, thank you. Couple more weeks on crutches and then a fashionable boot. Right now, if anything rolls away, it stays away. Thank the gods for Netflix, Kindle and Bellgab. I'm a captive audience for tomorrow's Gabcast, oh mighty Gabcasters.

You better call in. That is, unless your phone rolls away. ;)

Quote from: jazmunda on July 06, 2014, 06:19:55 PM
You better call in. That is, unless your phone rolls away. ;)

It just fell on the floor out of reach. I really should have trained the dog to fetch. Too late now, but I will try my best to crawl over in time for Gabcast.  ;D

b_dubb

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on July 06, 2014, 07:58:37 PM
It just fell on the floor out of reach. I really should have trained the dog to fetch. Too late now, but I will try my best to crawl over in time for Gabcast.  ;D
You have 24 hours. Get crackin.

When I catch the current NE corner slogan in my viewing area:

"It looks like Jimmy Page having an allergic reaction to peanuts."

My brain keeps changing it to:

"It looks like Jimmy Paglini having an allergic reaction to peanuts."


jazmunda

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on July 06, 2014, 10:37:03 PM
"It looks like Jimmy Paglini having an allergic reaction to peanuts."

That's why you don't fuck with witches. 10 fold sir. 10 fold.

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