Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[bateman]

http://newsdaytonabeach.com/former-basketball-star-salad-offering-man-busted-in-prostitution-op/

Liverman’s arrest report indicates he told the undercover police officer he tried to proposition that he had no money to offer for sexual services, but he did have a salad he could give in place of cash.

[jazmunda]

http://newsdaytonabeach.com/former-basketball-star-salad-offering-man-busted-in-prostitution-op/

Sounds like a fair trade. Gives new meaning to the phrase "Toss the salad".


http://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI

[b_dubb]

http://newsdaytonabeach.com/former-basketball-star-salad-offering-man-busted-in-prostitution-op/

That's classy. You want a hooker with a high fiber diet. See Zack And Miri Make A Porno for further clarification

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The cuffs and collar don't match...

It took me awhile, but I finally got that.  Well played, Double O Yorkie!  Too bad she seems to be neither shaken nor stirred.

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[McPhallus]

Prophetic?


James Burke, Connections (1978) Ending words (1 min.)

Seriously deep.

[bateman]

Jazmunda, don't let anyone give you shit for your new tattoo. You just do you.

http://i.imgur.com/qr5w3kV.jpg (NSFW)

[jazmunda]

Jazmunda, don't let anyone give you shit for your new tattoo. You just do you.

http://i.imgur.com/qr5w3kV.jpg (NSFW)

Take the dick out of your mouth before speaking. Rookie mistake.

[jazmunda]

My Bellgab inspired predictive text kills me.

My shopping list:
* Goatse cheese

Eeeewwww.

[eddie dean]

My Bellgab inspired predictive text kills me.

My shopping list:
* Goatse cheese

Eeeewwww.

Apparently  a delicacy "down-unda" 

[jazmunda]

Apparently  a delicacy "down-unda" 

I see what you did there. 

[bateman]

http://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/09/59-quick-slang-phrases-from-the-1920s-we-should-start-using-again/

[bigchucka]

"Also, prostitutes would wear a merkin to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis.[1][2]"

[[[[[[  shudder ]]]]

The lead singer of Tool got into wine making.  Merkin Vineyards...

Caduceus Cellars is a winery in Jerome of Arizona, United States owned by Maynard James Keenan, a musician descended from Northern Italian winemakers.[1] While the winery is named after caduceus, an ancient symbol for commerce and staff of the Greek god Hermes, the vineyard is named Merkin Vineyards, after a pubic wig (merkin).[2]

[albrecht]

http://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/09/59-quick-slang-phrases-from-the-1920s-we-should-start-using-again/

"Good Night, Nurse!" another good one that should be brought back.
and

"What do you want? An egg in your beer?" [wanting something for nothing or a bonus. Be satisfied with how good you got it- you already have a beer after all.]
(but reminded me of this phrase because I was re-watching the The Wire and the older alkie types in the Baltimore dockyard added an egg to their morning beer before heading off to work).

[bigchucka]

Sweet... Royal Pains is back on... kind of like (House+MacGyver) divided by 2 (12 episode seasons...) 

[Yorkshire pud]

http://disinfo.com/2014/06/lee-camp-general-petraeus-just-admit-iraq-war-oil/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+disinfo%2FoMPh+%28Disinformation%29

Did Petraeus just admit Iraq conflict was about war?

Neither did he say it was about oil...the woman implied it...maybe.

[bateman]

X-ray of a 900 pound man.

[b_dubb]

X-ray of a 900 pound man.

Time to take Pizza Hut off speed dial

[bigchucka]

Time to take Pizza Hut off speed dial

Speed dial?  Fuck... us that are more experienced and tech savvy just put our orders in online.  The only person we have to talk to is the guy bringing it to the door.

[coaster]

Don't really know how scientific that is. I mean, its a low res, completely symmetrical poser figure. You can even see the polygons. Unless some artist made a rendering of what it would look like to see an actual x-ray.
Either way, its disgusting.

[jazmunda]

X-ray of a 900 pound man.

So much for just having big bones.

[steelbot]

So much for just having big bones.

LOL

[onan]

not a radiologist, but that is not a real x-ray of an obese person.

[bateman]

You know it's not real because a 900 pound man couldn't hold his arms up long enough for them to take the x-ray.

[jazmunda]

You know it's not real because a 900 pound man couldn't hold his arms up long enough for them to take the x-ray.

Why do you hate fat people?

[b_dubb]

Why do you hate fat people?

Why does he hate Pizza Hut?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

not a radiologist, but that is not a real x-ray of an obese person.

the soft tissue is a dead giveaway.

[bigchucka]

Feel a little sad.  Ageless Chael retired.

http://mmajunkie.com/2014/06/following-failed-drug-test-chael-sonnen-announces-retirement

[coaster]

Feel a little sad.  Ageless Chael retired.

http://mmajunkie.com/2014/06/following-failed-drug-test-chael-sonnen-announces-retirement

I like how he said he takes full responsibility, and than lies about why he was using those substances.

[b_dubb]

Here's an idea: rename the Politics forum to Butt Hurt. More accurate.

[Catsmile]

Here's an idea: rename the Politics forum to Butt Hurt. More accurate.

Circle jerks, and butt hurts.