Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[eddie dean]

http://fiyf.net/skirts-that-should-be-illegal


DO NOT pull the string!!

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[bigchucka]

Happy Game of Thrones Day!

I see your post, and raise you.  If you have watched season three...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/oh-shit-i-totally-forgot-that-happens,32673/

[bateman]

[jazmunda]

Watch these kids react to an old computer.


http://youtu.be/PF7EpEnglgk

[bateman]

http://fiyf.net/skirts-that-should-be-illegal


DO NOT pull the string!!

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Dear god...

[bateman]

[jazmunda]

That's awesome.

[Catsmile]

http://fiyf.net/skirts-that-should-be-illegal


DO NOT pull the string!!

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Why?
Will the vapid creature deflate, flying around the room like a balloon? 

[jazmunda]

http://fiyf.net/skirts-that-should-be-illegal


DO NOT pull the string!!

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It could be a lollipop. I mean they come in all types of flavors these days.

And that might be the comment that gets this site shut down. I think I just grossed myself out.

[Catsmile]

It could be a lollipop. I mean they come in all types of flavors these days.

And that might be the comment that gets this site shut down. I think I just grossed myself out.

I've seen women use lollipops as toys before, and lick them during/after, it imparts a nice taste to both.
Lollipops can throw their PH balance off, begging for a yeast infection. Such things don't really bother me much, I've earned my red wings. The more you know...

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[McPhallus]

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[UnscreenedCaller]

http://fiyf.net/skirts-that-should-be-illegal


DO NOT pull the string!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHVuUfTYVmo&feature=kp

[eddie dean]

Why?
Will the vapid creature deflate, flying around the room like a balloon?

maybe.
I'm pretty sure it's a mouse.
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[Catsmile]

maybe.
I'm pretty sure it's a mouse.
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Maybe it's after the cheese, the lollipop yeast made.   

[b_dubb]

maybe.
I'm pretty sure it's a mouse.
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yeah. of course that string is the tail of a mouse.  no chance it would ... say ...  be connected to a tampon

[Catsmile]

yeah. of course that string is the tail of a mouse.  no chance it would ... say ...  be connected to a tampon

Dear lord, hopefully shes just on ether side of her cycle, and spotting. Not wearing any panties in such a short skirt, with aunt Flo home doing heavy unpacking is... very unladylike.

On a tangent, I was hitting it off with a gal I just met.
Asked her if she would take me home with her.
She said: "Oh! I can't right now, I'm on my menstrual cycle."
I said with a wry grin: "Thats okay darling! We can put it in the back of my truck, and you can ride with me."

Her face when...

[eddie dean]

Dear lord, hopefully shes just on ether side of her cycle, and spotting. Not wearing any panties in such a short skirt, with aunt Flo home doing heavy unpacking is... very unladylike.

On a tangent, I was hitting it off with a gal I just met.
Asked her if she would take me home with her.
She said: "Oh! I can't right now, I'm on my menstrual cycle."
I said with a wry grin: "Thats okay darling! We can put it in the back of my truck, and you can ride with me."

Her face when...

LOL
Rimshot:
http://youtu.be/oShTJ90fC34

[eddie dean]

yeah. of course that string is the tail of a mouse.  no chance it would ... say ...  be connected to a tampon

"WHAT!?" {jorch soundboard}

[PB the Deplorable]

... She said: "Oh! I can't right now, I'm on my menstrual cycle."...

The Rolling Stones - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Glastonbury 2013 (HD)


When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm doin' this and I'm signing that
And I'm tryin' to make some girl
Who tells me baby better come back maybe next week
'Cause you see I'm on losing streak

[Catsmile]

that's disgusting! What is wrong with you! 

I know! GIFSoup is slower than steam off shit, on a cold day.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Ya dang fool.

[Jackstar]

Such things don't really bother me much, I've earned my red wings. The more you know...

Ooohh. Now I get it. Cat smile.

[zeebo]

[Catsmile]

Oh look! STRING!

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[Birdie]

I just googled a tick identification chart to figure out what the weird looking tick I pulled off the dog was (I really need to mow the yard). It was a Lone Star tick, which I had never seen before tonight. Apparently, they common in Virginia, so I am very surprised I have never come across one. Anyways, I looked up more info on them and found the following article:

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2013/10/3/the-tick-that-canturnitsvictimsvirtuallyvegetarian.html

Holy shit. 

And this is an interesting excerpt:
'She knows of another victim who had to cut out her favorite raspberry-filled pastries because the artificial flavoring is made with castoreum, a chemical that comes from the anal scent glands of the North American beaver.'  Beaver Ass Pie?

[onan]

I just googled a tick identification chart to figure out what the weird looking tick I pulled off the dog was (I really need to mow the yard). It was a Lone Star tick, which I had never seen before tonight. Apparently, they common in Virginia, so I am very surprised I have never come across one. Anyways, I looked up more info on them and found the following article:

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2013/10/3/the-tick-that-canturnitsvictimsvirtuallyvegetarian.html

Holy shit. 

And this is an interesting excerpt:
'She knows of another victim who had to cut out her favorite raspberry-filled pastries because the artificial flavoring is made with castoreum, a chemical that comes from the anal scent glands of the North American beaver.'  Beaver Ass Pie?

I made a simple statement in the things that annoy thread last year. I got "attacked" by a bunch of them while on a nature trail on the Outer Banks of NC. I still have scars where the little (and I do mean little) sumbitches made a meal of me.

[area51drone]

Oh look! STRING!

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[wr250]

I made a simple statement in the things that annoy thread last year. I got "attacked" by a bunch of them while on a nature trail on the Outer Banks of NC. I still have scars where the little (and I do mean little) sumbitches made a meal of me.

try fire ants sometime. they crawl up in your clothes, and you dont know it till they bite you.  leaving a quarter (1")+ sized welt for each bite.its extremely painful (more so than a bee sting), blisters up by the next day and then  itches severely for several days.

[McPhallus]

try fire ants sometime. they crawl up in your clothes, and you dont know it till they bite you.  leaving a quarter (1")+ sized welt for each bite.its extremely painful (more so than a bee sting), blisters up by the next day and then  itches severely for several days.

Try getting poison ivy on your frank and beans.  Good god is it awkward and annoying.

[wr250]

Try getting poison ivy on your frank and beans.  Good god is it awkward and annoying.

or burning poison ivy, which is illegal in at least NY.