Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

There is no doubt.

Some might even frequent this place.

who is the other one!

[Camazotz Automat]

who is the other one!

Received text feed on other screen (the "real" computer) warning that several of my recent posts have been reckless.

Perhaps I overestimated a collective sense of humor, as "they" sent a prog that cannot be construed as a gesture of tolerance.

Some gifts can only be re-gifted as a launch test.

(they would probably disapprove of my mentioning the mod to the Minotaur circuit board.)

Intense.

Very intense.

[jazmunda]

This. Only this. Always this.

(warning obscene language. make sure the boss and/or the kids are listening. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED).


http://youtu.be/CdIT74L8hGI

[eddie dean]

This. Only this. Always this.

(warning obscene language. make sure the boss and/or the kids are listening. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED).


http://youtu.be/CdIT74L8hGI

this is funny on so many levels!
His stance. Her reaction. His age. His mustache. His cat like reflexes, suddenly jumping into frame & grabbing the mic to deliver his statement with clarity, conviction and purpose. It was  very well executed.
At least he said something important and educational, instead of what people usually say when they grab a live mic - "911 was an inside job"
thanks for the laugh! This audio clip might find its way onto my gabcast soundboard.

[area51drone]

She must have seen him standing there.  I think if he had run up at full speed, she would have looked in the direction from which he was coming.

[aldousburbank]

A date with the Yellowstone Caldera; will she blow or not?
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/593833-yellowstone-volcano-eruption-in-2014-some-believe-animals-are-fleeing-park-see-it-as-an-alert/

[wr250]

A date with the Yellowstone Caldera; will she blow or not?
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/593833-yellowstone-volcano-eruption-in-2014-some-believe-animals-are-fleeing-park-see-it-as-an-alert/

the bison were running down the mountain slopes onto roadways running right past a filming crew.

bison: "oh look the humans created a path to run down. i like this path better than over there in the rocks and snow"

[Mind Flayer Monk]

This. Only this. Always this.

(warning obscene language. make sure the boss and/or the kids are listening. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED).

this is funny on so many levels!
His stance. Her reaction. His age. His mustache. His cat like reflexes, suddenly jumping into frame & grabbing the mic to deliver his statement with clarity, conviction and purpose. It was  very well executed.

I usually don't laugh at this kind of stuff, but this one was really funny.

[jazmunda]

A date with the Yellowstone Caldera; will she blow or not?
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/593833-yellowstone-volcano-eruption-in-2014-some-believe-animals-are-fleeing-park-see-it-as-an-alert/

Yellowstone Caldera is not a slut.

[The General]

Why does Steven Portnoy of ABC radio news have such a difficult time pronouncing his own name?

[onan]

Why does Steven Portnoy of ABC radio news have such a difficult time pronouncing his own name?

I dunno, but it is his complaint.

[albrecht]

I dunno, but it is his complaint.

Great!! Lol

[ItsOver]

Well one less hit to the wallet.  I just cancelled my DirecTV service.  I was paying close to $100 a month for the privilege of having hundreds of channels with programming as bad as Jorch Noory.  Good bye Kardashians and assorted ilk.

I did spend a little dough, though.  I finally got a wireless keyboard to use with my smart phone.  I'm using my smart phone more than my laptop these days but the one thing I've always hated is "hunting-and-pecking" on the tiny keypad screen.  Around twenty bucks for a keyboard small enough to easily carry around but large enough to touch type.  A few minutes to set-up and this thing is working great.  Be afraid, Jorch.  Be very afraid.  

[wr250]

Why does Steven Portnoy of ABC radio news have such a difficult time pronouncing his own name?

he listens to noory to much

[Camazotz Automat]

Well one less hit to the wallet.  I just canceled my DirecTV service.  I was paying close to $100 a month .... I finally got a wireless keyboard to use with my smart phone.

Congrats, sir. Both are wise moves.

Why does Steven Portnoy of ABC radio news have such a difficult time pronouncing his own name?

"I'm Zach Galifianakis.  (pause)  I hope I said that right."
   - Zach Galifianakis Live at The Purple Onion

[onan]

Well one less hit to the wallet.  I just cancelled my DirecTV service.  I was paying close to $100 a month for the privilege of having hundreds of channels with programming as bad as Jorch Noory.  Good bye Kardashians and assorted ilk.

I did spend a little dough, though.  I finally got a wireless keyboard to use with my smart phone.  I'm using my smart phone more than my laptop these days but the one thing I've always hated is "hunting-and-pecking" on the tiny keypad screen.  Around twenty bucks for a keyboard small enough to easily carry around but large enough to touch type.  A few minutes to set-up and this thing is working great.  Be afraid, Jorch.  Be very afraid.

congrats, I did the same thing a couple years ago... I still get a smile when paying bills and have an extra $100.

[area51drone]

Well one less hit to the wallet.  I just cancelled my DirecTV service.  I was paying close to $100 a month for the privilege of having hundreds of channels with programming as bad as Jorch Noory.  Good bye Kardashians and assorted ilk.

I did spend a little dough, though.  I finally got a wireless keyboard to use with my smart phone.  I'm using my smart phone more than my laptop these days but the one thing I've always hated is "hunting-and-pecking" on the tiny keypad screen.  Around twenty bucks for a keyboard small enough to easily carry around but large enough to touch type.  A few minutes to set-up and this thing is working great.  Be afraid, Jorch.  Be very afraid.

Good for you.  We dropped our cable down to the very basic package (just so we can get the local news) over a year ago and have never missed it.   Which keyboard did you get?   I have a couple of them, so I'm curious.   I also bought a bluetooth mouse which works great with the phone.

[jazmunda]

Who would have thunk that this was a thing?


Celebrities that Look Like Matresses

[wr250]

nasa discovers portals. skip to 1:25 to get past all the lead in bs.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap9ytbnc3-Q#t=113

noory dishcovered portalsh along time ago. its called hish mouth

[jazmunda]

This could be an episode of The GabCast


http://youtu.be/DYu_bGbZiiQ

[area51drone]

I posted this in the UFO section, but I think it's worth a repost so more people will see it here.. Bill Clinton on aliens:

http://dailycaller.com/2014/04/03/bill-clinton-on-aliens-if-we-were-visited-some-day-i-wouldnt-be-surprised/

I'd love to hear other's thoughts on his body language.   Something tells me he's hiding something, and isn't it interesting he makes the same point Reagan did?

[Jackstar]

I'd love to hear other's thoughts on his body language.

I see exactly what you mean, and I am not shitting you. Kimmel asks, "would you tell us if you knew?" and Clinton does this blink-and-downward-flinch when he answers, WAY TOO fucking fast, "Yes," and of course we know that is a fucking lie, because obviously he wouldn't tell us--he'd do a focus group first.

Also, I myself have been in routine communication with a particular group of extra-dimensional beings for years, and my contacts tell me that Bill is totally off the Christmas card list, and, I never see him at the meetings. So there.

[Camazotz Automat]

Clinton's interest in cigar-shaped UFOs is well documented.

[jazmunda]

Clinton's interest in cigar-shaped UFOs is well documented.

http://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI

I like your style.

[area51drone]

I like your style.

Queue the porn music.

[Jackstar]

Wow, that was fast--did you guys want to pump some smoke into the room and play Dark Side of the Moon while lasers trace patterns on the ceiling?

Also: you are all made. Suck my Koch.

[b_dubb]

[ItsOver]

Good for you.  We dropped our cable down to the very basic package (just so we can get the local news) over a year ago and have never missed it.   Which keyboard did you get?   I have a couple of them, so I'm curious.   I also bought a bluetooth mouse which works great with the phone.

The keyboard is an el cheapo Chinese "Model BKB 800," whatever that is.   I'm using it right now.  It's very light weight and the perfect size for carrying around to use with a smart phone.  For me, it's the perfect compromise between a laptop and a tablet.  I picked-up a little "Fred's hand stand" to prop-up the smart phone, so the combo is like having a mini-laptop for the non-processing intensive stuff I do, like harassing Jorch on BellGab.  What wireless mouse are you using?  That might be the next addition.

[ItsOver]

congrats, I did the same thing a couple years ago... I still get a smile when paying bills and have an extra $100.

It's going to be nice seeing a $100 less on the monthly card statement.  I love how they suck you in with the low initial rates, hoping you won't notice as the rate starts increasing towards infinity.  Fortunately, it was a pretty quick and painless call to Direct to end the relationship.  I told them it was me, not them.

I picked-up an inexpensive indoor antennae several months.  It works amazing well for picking-up the numerous local stations in the area.  Most of the time the tube is tuned to the local Me TV outlet.  Old Bob Newhart shows beat Honey Boo Boo anyday, especially when you don't have pay for them.

[aldousburbank]

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead

Darling...