Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[guildnavigator]

[b_dubb]

For anyone that needs a good laugh to start their weekend just right.

http://youtu.be/1914eEHOZPw

He tells this story like it's the most interesting thing that's happened in 100 years.  Which makes him seem even more pathetic.  Which didn't seem possible.

The Doctor's actual diagnosis: "You have your head up your ass and furthermore you head is actually filled with rocks and poop sooooo ... medically ... we're all very confused how you're able to talk much less walk around.  Are you sure you aren't some kind of hand puppet or ventriloquist dummy?"

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

So what, they threw a black sweater on someone, had them shine a flashlight at a camera, photoshopped in some lens flare, and then told some bullshit story about someone dying?  Boy.

For anyone that needs a good laugh to start their weekend just right.

http://youtu.be/1914eEHOZPw

I always love how he says "not very healthy, I don't think" in an almost condescending tone, through his flapping jowls. 

[b_dubb]

So what, they threw a black sweater on someone, had them shine a flashlight at a camera, photoshopped in some lens flare, and then told some bullshit story about someone dying?  Boy.

what's incredible is this guy just refuses to get a real job and instead continues to try to con the gullible out of their money

[aldousburbank]

Warning The following revelation and cosmic question are a result of 2 days of working while foolishly trying to fight off a low-level fever followed by two days in bed fever tripping like a roasted fish:

Just because you're sick doesn't mean you need medicine and just because you're not doesn't mean you don't.

When it's cold and rainy outside and the horses are outside digging it instead of in the dry barn why does their junk still hang around like it's a hot day at a bratwurst fest?

[guildnavigator]

So what, they threw a black sweater on someone, had them shine a flashlight at a camera, photoshopped in some lens flare, and then told some bullshit story about someone dying?  Boy.

what's incredible is this guy just refuses to get a real job and instead continues to try to con the gullible out of their money

It's some really dumb shit, I am still getting my head around what a crazy fuck this guy is. He just keeps posting shit that gets more ridiculous.

R I D I C U L O U S

[jazmunda]

Wait ..... What!?

Is this fraud claiming that the light, which is clearly a guy holding a flashlight, is an orb that is the "spirit" of a colleague?

What an absolute fraud. Stick to fake but entertaining alien in the freezer stories you douche.

[wr250]

[guildnavigator]

Wait ..... What!?

Is this fraud claiming that the light, which is clearly a guy holding a flashlight, is an orb that is the "spirit" of a colleague?

What an absolute fraud. Stick to fake but entertaining alien in the freezer stories you douche.

Yeah I'm not even convinced that there's a guy there holding a flashlight, I think he is just sitting home alone playing with effects on his computer.

His public facebook profile is a comedic gold mine.

[Camazotz Automat]

Mt. Gox has filed for bankruptcy - and is (bowing) honored with rawsuit‡.

If the plaintiff(s) win(s), will compensation in the form of bitcoins be acceptable?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/02/28/us-bitcoin-mtgox-bankruptcy-idUSBREA1R0FX20140228

(‡don't blame me, blame my mentor, Mr. Don Rickles.)

[aldousburbank]

Is the Putin getting ready to Crimea River?

21.01 AFP has reported that Russian aircraft carrying nearly 2,000 suspected troops have landed at a military air base near the regional capital of the restive Crimean peninsula, according to an official in Kiev's new government.

"Thirteen Russian aircraft landed at the airport of Gvardeysky (near Simferopol) with 150 people in each one," Sergiy Kunitsyn, the Ukrainian president's special representive in Crimea, told the local ATR television channel, adding the air space had been closed. It was not immediately clear if Russia had the right to use the base or send additional troops there under its agreements with Ukraine.

[b_dubb]

Is the Putin getting ready to Crimea River?

21.01 AFP has reported that Russian aircraft carrying nearly 2,000 suspected troops have landed at a military air base near the regional capital of the restive Crimean peninsula, according to an official in Kiev's new government.

"Thirteen Russian aircraft landed at the airport of Gvardeysky (near Simferopol) with 150 people in each one," Sergiy Kunitsyn, the Ukrainian president's special representive in Crimea, told the local ATR television channel, adding the air space had been closed. It was not immediately clear if Russia had the right to use the base or send additional troops there under its agreements with Ukraine.

It's been swell.  Really.  Just swell.  See you on the other side. Hopefully.

[tastycanadian]

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I WANT ONE

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Just one?

[jazmunda]

Yeah I'm not even convinced that there's a guy there holding a flashlight, I think he is just sitting home alone playing with effects on his computer.

His public facebook profile is a comedic gold mine.

You're probably right.

I'm scared to follow him on Facebook even for the funnies lest the last vestige of my intelligence be sucked out of me.

[Yorkshire pud]

You're probably right.

I'm scared to follow him on Facebook even for the funnies lest the last vestige of my intelligence be sucked out of me.

No, it won't happen. You're from good stock. Reed is just sport. easy sport, but sport.

[Threaten the Hoover]

Yeah I'm not even convinced that there's a guy there holding a flashlight, I think he is just sitting home alone playing with effects on his computer.

His public facebook profile is a comedic gold mine.

I'd say the light source is in shot from the lighting, plus the grain and everything, but its clearly a highly directional light source - like a flashlight - since its very bright yet not lighting up the room behind it.... You'd think a real 'orb' would be an omni-directional lightsource, casting light evenly in all directions since its meant to be a ball of light or something.

[Yorkshire pud]

the light source is in shot from the lighting I can see, plus the grain and everything, but its clearly a highly directional light source - like a flashlight - since its very bright yet not lighting up the room behind it.... You'd think a real 'orb' would be omni-directional.

Bringing facts to the table helps no-one. 

[aldousburbank]

It's been swell.  Really.  Just swell.  See you on the other side. Hopefully.

I know right?  They say don't count your nesting eggs before they've hatch but I hope they keep it to a lightly poached rather than hard boiled.

[bateman]

Good lord.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/10669475/Ukraine-Russia-accused-of-armed-invasion-amid-claims-that-aircraft-are-flying-troops-to-Crimea.html

[PB the Deplorable]

... Just because you're sick doesn't mean you need medicine and just because you're not doesn't mean you don't...

And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all,
Go ask Alice..

[PB the Deplorable]

Is the Putin getting ready to Crimea River?

21.01 AFP has reported that Russian aircraft carrying nearly 2,000 suspected troops have landed at a military air base near the regional capital of the restive Crimean peninsula, according to an official in Kiev's new government.

"Thirteen Russian aircraft landed at the airport of Gvardeysky (near Simferopol) with 150 people in each one," Sergiy Kunitsyn, the Ukrainian president's special representive in Crimea, told the local ATR television channel, adding the air space had been closed. It was not immediately clear if Russia had the right to use the base or send additional troops there under its agreements with Ukraine.

Hopefully there won't be any 'red lines' drawn with no resolve to back them up this time.

[bateman]

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/qdm2r/my_girlfriend_always_pretends_she_is_dead/

[onan]

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/qdm2r/my_girlfriend_always_pretends_she_is_dead/

How god awful does one have to be, to think that is the only relationship they could have?

[The General]

How god awful does one have to be, to think that is the only relationship they could have?

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[onan]

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good point.

[ItsOver]

http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/qdm2r/my_girlfriend_always_pretends_she_is_dead/

Casio, you have a match.

[BobGrau]

This tipped the balance for me once and for all. I now officialy do not believe in ghosts.

[guildnavigator]

I'd say the light source is in shot from the lighting, plus the grain and everything, but its clearly a highly directional light source - like a flashlight - since its very bright yet not lighting up the room behind it.... You'd think a real 'orb' would be an omni-directional lightsource, casting light evenly in all directions since its meant to be a ball of light or something.

Maybe he got Casio to hold the flashlight. Who knows.

His earlier posts like this one make me think he's also playing with lens flare effects on his computer:

[jazmunda]

Is that page legit or is it a parody? He seems like such a loser which does not surprise me in the least.