Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[area51drone]

Turdle Time With Chuck Testa

[b_dubb]

Atheism Saved My Life!

hysterical

[FightTheFuture]

Atheism Saved My Life!

hysterical

He is, without question, hysterical.

[Yorkshire pud]

Subterranean Alcatraz.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-26233170

[FightTheFuture]

Subterranean Alcatraz.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-26233170

Some of the "old-timey" prisoners spoke about rumors of old tunnels and dungeons under the prison. I guess they were right.

P.S. If anyone ever finds themselves in San Fransicko, the tour of Alcatraz is definitely worth the time. I`ve done it twice, and it`s absolutely fascinating.

[HorrorRetro]

P.S. If anyone ever finds themselves in San Fransicko, the tour of Alcatraz is definitely worth the time. I`ve done it twice, and it`s absolutely fascinating.

The nighttime tour is great. I've been there several times, including private tours, and the ambiance after dark is pure magic.

[b_dubb]

The nighttime tour is great. I've been there several times, including private tours, and the ambiance after dark is pure magic.

Sorry to be Captain Obvious here but .... EVP's?  Tell me someone has done this.

[HorrorRetro]

Sorry to be Captain Obvious here but .... EVP's?  Tell me someone has done this.

I hate to say it, but I didn't try it. I was totally into my photography and didn't think to try to catch anything else.

[MV/Liberace!]

Super hi-res vintage photos. Pretty wild.

http://www.shorpy.com/

well then.  that only took up about 30 minutes of my time when i should have been working.  thanks.

[bateman]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/11/dna-half-life-jurassic-park-dinosaur_n_1955062.html

OH FUCK YOU WITH YOUR "JURASSIC PARK IS IMPOSSIBLE" I WANT AN ARMY OF VELOCIRAPTORS

[aldousburbank]

well then.  that only took up about 30 minutes of my time when i should have been working.  thanks.

Good for can time.

[steelbot]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/11/dna-half-life-jurassic-park-dinosaur_n_1955062.html

OH FUCK YOU WITH YOUR "JURASSIC PARK IS IMPOSSIBLE" I WANT AN ARMY OF VELOCIRAPTORS

No damn dinosaurs please, they scare me and would def. cause havoc for us.

[bateman]

No damn dinosaurs please, they scare me and would def. cause havoc for us.

Now what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

[bateman]

Grey's Anatomy is still on the air? People watch this crap?

[bateman]

You know what the highest-rated show on TV is? NCIS. NCIS. Where Chris O'Donnell, LL Cool J and that midget woman are Navy cops. What?

[wr250]

You know what the highest-rated show on TV is? NCIS. NCIS. Where Chris O'Donnell, LL Cool J and that midget woman are Navy cops. What?

well even noory has them beat (but only just)

you my friend curb-stomp em

[HorrorRetro]

You know what the highest-rated show on TV is? NCIS. NCIS. Where Chris O'Donnell, LL Cool J and that midget woman are Navy cops. What?

I've seen exactly one episode. I was required to watch it and write a paper in a media class I was taking. What utter tripe.  : It boggles my mind that people willingly tune into this garbage on a weekly basis.

[PB the Deplorable]

You know what the highest-rated show on TV is? NCIS. NCIS. Where Chris O'Donnell, LL Cool J and that midget woman are Navy cops. What?

That's actually NCIS-LA, the spin off.  I don't know where they rank, probably close to the top

[PB the Deplorable]

Atheism Saved My Life!

hysterical

Well, heh, he's going to Hell 

[b_dubb]

Well, heh, he's going to Hell

Interesting how he swung from one extreme to the other, eh?

[bateman]

Telephone On-Hold and In-Store messaging company seeking replacement for the ace of our voicing staff who has signed an exclusive national contract and must resign. The voice we seek is a straight-ahead announcer capable of informing callers to professional offices such as lawyers & insurance agents, hotels, as well as providing on-hold and in-store messages for auto dealers, restaurants and others.

Talent must upload edited FINAL audio to proprietary system with the following format requirements:

mp3
64 Kbps
22.5 KHz
16 bit
Mono
- 3 DB

Pay is $4 per script minute and is non-negotiable. Assignments are in 15-second increments, so some jobs will be $1 for a :15. Payment is via PayPal ONLY. Please email demo and resume to portalstaffing@gmail.com. Please do not direct us to your website because we cannot access it.

EOE

Listen, fuckface, the level of voiceover "talent" you're going to get for $4 a minute is not going to be any better than you doing it yourself. Stop wasting everyone's time.

[jazmunda]

You know what the highest-rated show on TV is? NCIS. NCIS. Where Chris O'Donnell, LL Cool J and that midget woman are Navy cops. What?

As someone correctly stated the Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J NCIS is NCIS-LA. Never seen an episode of that incarnation. I used to watch NCIS in the early years and it was a decent show.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

NCIS is the one with a couple douches and a chick who looks like a cat or something yuh?

Listen, fuckface, the level of voiceover "talent" you're going to get for $4 a minute is not going to be any better than you doing it yourself. Stop wasting everyone's time.

"Hey it's only fifteen seconds, how much is it really worth?"  Bit fucking unreasonable and downright insulting, considering that won't even cover the cost of their commute. 

[zeebo]

NCIS is the one with a couple douches and a chick who looks like a cat or something yuh?

I've only ever seen snippets of it as I change channels but yep that sounds right.

[The General]

Mrs. General: "I hate this website."
Me: "Why? It's great.  These are my internet friends."
Mrs. General: "I hate it for the same reason I hate pinterest. At least pinterest has delicious recipes. 
                      Does Coastgab have delicious recipes?"
Me: "It's Bellgab."

[jazmunda]

Mrs. General: "I hate this website."
Me: "Why? It's great.  These are my internet friends."
Mrs. General: "I hate it for the same reason I hate pinterest. At least pinterest has delicious recipes. 
                      Does Coastgab have delicious recipes?"
Me: "It's Bellgab."

[UnscreenedCaller]

Mrs. General: "I hate this website."
Me: "Why? It's great.  These are my internet friends."
Mrs. General: "I hate it for the same reason I hate pinterest. At least pinterest has delicious recipes. 
                      Does Coastgab have delicious recipes?"
Me: "It's Bellgab."

For the Mrs...

Beef Enchilada Casserole (for when you don't have a lot of time)

Ingredients
1 pound ground sirloin
1 cup chopped onion
1 tablespoon butter
1 tablespoon minced garlic
1 1/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 cup fat-free, lower-sodium beef broth
1 tablespoon taco seasoning mix (such as Old El Paso)
1 (8-ounce) can tomato sauce
4 (8-inch) whole-wheat flour tortillas
1/3 cup (1 1/2 ounces) shredded Monterey Jack cheese with jalapeño peppers

Preparation
1. Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add beef and onion to pan; cook 6 minutes, stirring to crumble.

2. Preheat oven to 400°.

3. Melt butter in a medium saucepan over medium-high heat. Add garlic; sauté 1 minute. Sprinkle with flour; cook 30 seconds, stirring constantly. Add broth, taco seasoning, and tomato sauce to pan. Bring to a boil; cook 2 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add 1 1/2 cups tomato mixture to beef mixture; reserve 1/2 cup tomato mixture.

4. Place 1 tortilla in a 9-inch pie plate. Top with 1 cup beef mixture. Repeat layers, ending with tortilla. Spread reserved tomato mixture over tortilla. Top with cheese. Bake at 400° for 10 minutes or until cheese melts. Cool slightly. Cut into 4 wedges.

[wr250]

Mrs. General: "I hate this website."
Me: "Why? It's great.  These are my internet friends."
Mrs. General: "I hate it for the same reason I hate pinterest. At least pinterest has delicious recipes. 
                      Does Coastgab have delicious recipes?"
Me: "It's Bellgab."

recipie:
ingredients
1 dumb late night radio host
1 microwave
1 bag of pizza rolls

place bag of pizza rolls near microwave
wait for late night host to stroll by
profit
laugh at host when he burns mouth on pizza rolls

[jazmunda]

recipie:
ingredients
1 dumb late night radio host
1 microwave
1 bag of pizza rolls

place bag of pizza rolls near microwave
wait for late night host to stroll by
profit
laugh at host when he burns mouth on pizza rolls

For anyone that needs a good laugh to start their weekend just right.


http://youtu.be/1914eEHOZPw

[wr250]

nuff said