Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[UnscreenedCaller]

ER doctor: "How did this happen."
Pizza abuser: "I don't know, doctor, something came over me. That pizza was very hot, if you know what I mean."

I can't even. 

Here's some really good news: we're facing a clown shortage! (no political jokes, thank you. Those clowns & George Noory will be with us forever)

As the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus returns to Brooklyn Thursday, membership at the country's largest clown organizations has plunged over the past decade amid declining interest, old age and higher standards for the jokesters.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/exclusive-national-clown-shortage-approaching-article-1.1616801

Thank god! Another childhood scourge on the decline.

[Yorkshire pud]

Thank god! Another childhood scourge on the decline.

Hater of face paint and comedic exploding cars.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Hater of face paint and comedic exploding cars.

Die, clownie, die!

[PB the Deplorable]

This thread has ruined pizza for me. Thanks. No further need for Pizza Punch.

There are always pizza rolls

[HorrorRetro]

Take 2. YouTube screwed me.

This is AWESOME. AC/DC's Thunderstruck played on cellos.


http://youtu.be/uT3SBzmDxGk

Fanfuckingtastic!

[MV/Liberace!]

BTW I refunded her money...

you're a nicer guy than me.

[MV/Liberace!]

a quarter of a million posts.  wow.

[Jackstar]

grats mang! You've created a monster.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

grats mang! You've created a monster.

It's a pretty monster.

[guildnavigator]

When I'm almost about to finish my pizza, I punch it in the back of the head.

Pizza Punch!

[guildnavigator]

Happy Birthday Deeksha!

[b_dubb]

I need to lay off the chipotle salsa. My incontinence has reached MV levels.

[Yorkshire pud]

I need to lay off the chipotle salsa. My incontinence has reached MV levels.

That isn't possible.

[guildnavigator]

Are we talking fecal or urinary incontinence?

[HorrorRetro]

Meth Cook Busted Wearing Los Pollos Hermanos Shirt From Breaking Bad

http://gawker.com/meth-cook-busted-wearing-los-pollos-hermanos-shirt-from-1531646479?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

[b_dubb]

Are we talking fecal or urinary incontinence?

methane

Meth Cook Busted Wearing Los Pollos Hermanos Shirt From Breaking Bad

http://gawker.com/meth-cook-busted-wearing-los-pollos-hermanos-shirt-from-1531646479?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Awesome.  That's good chicken.

[jazmunda]

34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience

[jazmunda]

I need to lay off the chipotle salsa. My incontinence has reached MV levels.

Ass fountain?

[Yorkshire pud]

Ass fountain?

You are a very very sick man...

[eddie dean]

34 GIFs That Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience

Lol!
Buzzfeed.com=2 hours wasted.
2 hilarious hours! :

[jazmunda]

You are a very very sick man...

Perhaps one of the 60 sub forums in this forum will be more to your refined palate.

http://theguyfrompittsburgh.boardhost.com/index.php

[jazmunda]

Lol!
Buzzfeed.com=2 hours wasted.
2 hilarious hours! :

I love buzzfeed. I always get sucked in to looking at another list.

[bateman]

This is what I imagine Jazmunda does with his day.

http://www.viralnova.com/sweater-guy/

[Camazotz Automat]

From the bitcoin site MtGox.com:

"February 26th 2014

Dear MtGox Customers,

As there is a lot of speculation regarding MtGox and its future, I would like to use this opportunity to reassure everyone that I am still in Japan, and working very hard with the support of different parties to find a solution to our recent issues.

Furthermore I would like to kindly ask that people refrain from asking questions to our staff: they have been instructed not to give any response or information. Please visit this page for further announcements and updates.

Sincerely,
Mark Karpeles"

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[jazmunda]

This is what I imagine Jazmunda does with his day.

http://www.viralnova.com/sweater-guy/

If only I was that flexible I would have no further need for any other human contact.

[Camazotz Automat]

a quarter of a million posts.  wow.

I wrote twenty-seven of those. But some of my posts were five pages long, so my contributions were greater than the meager item number would indicate.

Twenty-eight.

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[UnscreenedCaller]

My dog just waited patiently for  me to leave the bathroom so she could drink from the toilet. One thing I'll say for her is she's considerate.

[bateman]

Super hi-res vintage photos. Pretty wild.

http://www.shorpy.com/

[jazmunda]

Super hi-res vintage photos. Pretty wild.

http://www.shorpy.com/

Thanks for that link. I love looking at old photos and these are hi-res to boot.

[Yorkshire pud]

Perhaps one of the 60 sub forums in this forum will be more to your refined palate.

You wouldn't banish me to that place, you're sick, but not inhumane.


I think.