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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 07:56:24 PM

onan

Quote from: steelbot on February 06, 2014, 01:24:19 PM
Don't take any or your portable electronics, [/url]

I'm just goin for the ice cream.


Nova

Quote from: onan on February 06, 2014, 04:13:38 PM
I'm just goin for the ice cream.

I read that as I'm just groin.  Thought I was missing out on some new slang or something.

area51drone

Quote from: Nova on February 06, 2014, 04:25:37 PM
I read that as I'm just groin.  Thought I was missing out on some new slang or something.

It's clear where your mind is today.

Nova

Quote from: area51drone on February 06, 2014, 04:28:53 PM
It's clear where your mind is today.

It's even more clear that you seem to care so much where my mind is today.  I'm a lucky ducky.

area51drone

Quote from: Nova on February 06, 2014, 04:30:38 PM
It's even more clear that you seem to care so much where my mind is today.  I'm a lucky ducky.

If you only knew how true that was.

Nova


area51drone

Quote from: Nova on February 06, 2014, 04:37:51 PM
Getting a little creepy up in this joint.

My god.  I say something completely ambiguous and you only take it one way.  Seriously Nova, you need to lighten up today.  I am not your enemy.



Nova

Quote from: area51drone on February 06, 2014, 04:41:03 PM
My god.  I say something completely ambiguous and you only take it one way.  Seriously Nova, you need to lighten up today.  I am not your enemy.

I have no enemies.  Perhaps it is you who needs to lighten up.  I'm a very sarcastic person.  It can, and is lost on many people. :)





steelbot

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 06, 2014, 03:04:34 PM

Wait, are we talking about Russia or the NSA's US?
Either/Or - but actually only Russia at this time.


b_dubb

Quote from: jazmunda on February 07, 2014, 02:34:03 PM
Conditions at the Sochi Olympics are Hilarious (NEW)
Sochi Olympics - Disaster in the Making.  They shot all those stray dogs for nothing.  I'm sure the locals are really happy about this catastrophe.  Fuck Putin.  He's a penis with lungs.

Sardondi

Quote from: ziznak on February 06, 2014, 07:35:52 PMI'd like to see the pins for this cause
Yeah, but would we even recognize what we were looking at?

Sardondi

Quote from: b_dubb on February 07, 2014, 02:46:03 PM
Sochi Olympics - Disaster in the Making.  They shot all those stray dogs for nothing.  I'm sure the locals are really happy about this catastrophe.  Fuck Putin.  He's a penis with lungs.

It is kind of funny. Just when you think Obama is a total fuckup who couldn't look more impotent if he tried, he comes up with a brilliant backdoor way of taking revenge for Putin's public mockery over how easily the ex-KGB officer has outmaneuvered O recently. It turns out Putin forgot about the Olympics, and how much he needed US tourists and US dollars. All the US needed to do was scare the pee out of everyone about new air travel threats and Russian crime and terrorism. As a result NO ONE shows up at Sochi except journalists, who are whining like hell over having to live in a third-world country where you take your light bulbs and door handle with you when you leave your room, and where there's only one working toilet for every 50 people.

Pretty sly actually. This has been humiliating for Putin. I predict he's so embarrassed he'll release some new beefcake pics of himself in the next couple of weeks.

FallenSeraph

Quote from: jazmunda on February 06, 2014, 04:16:02 PM
Artist Creates Self-Portraits On Different Drugs, And The Results Are Insane

Don't try this at home. Or do.

This is awesome in the way he really, really captures the essence of the drugs in these portraits. Um. Or so I hear.

Case in point, Xanax:

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It makes everything My Pretty Pony.  ;D

Quote from: Sardondi on February 07, 2014, 03:19:43 PM
It turns out Putin forgot about the Olympics, and how much he needed US tourists and US dollars. All the US needed to do was scare the pee out of everyone about new air travel threats and Russian crime and terrorism. As a result NO ONE shows up at Sochi except journalists, who are whining like hell over having to live in a third-world country where you take your light bulbs and door handle with you when you leave your room, and where there's only one working toilet for every 50 people.

These journalists, WTF. Have they never backpacked around Europe and slummed it in sh*tty hostels?

Chine

My sister/brother in law competed at Lillehammer and Nagano games in Ice Dancing, representing the US on the US Olympic Team . I was looking at old photos the other day of the rooms, village housing, etc and certainly a far cry from Sochi. Nasty conditions. They now coach and head the DSC and 13 of their athletes are competing at Sochi ... top levels (all in figure skating - mens, ladies, dance, pairs). Not just coaching US teams but also the Canadian and French team. It's pretty startling as now in this day of twitter posts, instagram the general public at home sees first hand from the athletes. Yet, the experience is one in a lifetime. Most of the focus has been on the joy of years of long training, support of family and friends and just go out there and nail those four minutes.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Sardondi on February 07, 2014, 03:08:23 PM
Yeah, but would we even recognize what we were looking at?
Welcome back sir.. You've been missed.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on February 07, 2014, 03:52:51 PM
This is awesome in the way he really, really captures the essence of the drugs in these portraits. Um. Or so I hear.

Case in point, Xanax:

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It makes everything My Pretty Pony.  ;D


Only on Xanax. My Pretty Pony is classic. I really, really like this self-portrait.

Birdie

Carmex is now making hand lotion. I am so happy  ;D

Juan

I'm glad my health insurance was never good enough for me to get any of those drugs.  I muddled along in a state of saudade until I gave up.  Now I'm happy.

Birdie

I just saw a commercial for something called The Perfect Bacon Bowl. It is like a little inverted muffin tin and you arrange your bacon across the bumps, creating bowls to fill with whatever delicious things you like.
I am torn between thinking this is the best invention ever and a gross display of American excess and obesity.
I have a muffin tin and two packs of bacon in the fridge. It might be time for an experiment.


Yorkshire pud

Just listening to an interview with Harry Shearer (You'll get it in the BBC Radio 2 podcast Johnnie Walker show, after today) http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2..Asked about Spinal Tap, he replied that the script looked like it would have done if the CIA had redacted it. It was pretty much all improvised other than the camera and sound crew being directed where to be and point.  ;D

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on February 09, 2014, 10:46:26 AM
Just listening to an interview with Harry Shearer (You'll get it in the BBC Radio 2 podcast Johnnie Walker show, after today) http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2..Asked about Spinal Tap, he replied that the script looked like it would have done if the CIA had redacted it. It was pretty much all improvised other than the camera and sound crew being directed where to be and point.  ;D

So many moments of genius in that film.

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