Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[onan]

yes, but do you have dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide?

ohhh a dangerous product, my friend.

I have known people to get killed by that stuff.

[wr250]

If you find a box with a button that you can press to receive an instantaneous orgasm let me know.

http://www.orgasmatron.com.au/

[ziznak]

http://www.orgasmatron.com.au/

woody allen's sleeper come to life!

[jazmunda]

http://www.orgasmatron.com.au/

Looks to large to fit on a penis. Also requires too much work. All I want to do is push a button and then go to sleep.

[ziznak]

looks like its made completely of copper too...  i don't think this will work jaz... the name is a bit misleading.  Maybe casio can let you borrow ling ling when he's done with her... make sure you wash her hair tho

ling ling

[Birdie]

Hi, Eddie Dean. I have been wondering if your name is a reference to the Dark Tower. Assuming it is, I have a theory. Eddie Dean and Larry Underwood are the same person and they are both twinners of a young Stephen King. They are who King may have become in an alternate world. The occupations fit (writer, musician, Eddie's interest in literature), as well as the addiction issues and the unique sense of humor. Plus, their character flaws are underlined more harshly than most of King's other characters. With Eddie, I think King was imagining what could have happened if didn't get married and have kids, and became completely absorbed by his addictions. They are both among my favorite characters of King's.

[FallenSeraph]

Hi, Eddie Dean. I have been wondering if your name is a reference to the Dark Tower. Assuming it is, I have a theory. Eddie Dean and Larry Underwood are the same person and they are both twinners of a young Stephen King. They are who King may have become in an alternate world. The occupations fit (writer, musician, Eddie's interest in literature), as well as the addiction issues and the unique sense of humor. Plus, their character flaws are underlined more harshly than most of King's other characters. With Eddie, I think King was imagining what could have happened if didn't get married and have kids, and became completely absorbed by his addictions. They are both among my favorite characters of King's.

THIS!

[jazmunda]

looks like its made completely of copper too...  i don't think this will work jaz... the name is a bit misleading.  Maybe casio can let you borrow ling ling when he's done with her... make sure you wash her hair tho

ling ling

Oh Casio you're the gift that keeps on giving. Never change.

Ziznak I'll pass on ling, ling. She's not my type. Too girl next door.

[ziznak]

I dont think ling will make it out of that apartment alive jaz... Larry Underwood was one of my favorite characters ever in a stephen king novel... Never read the DArk Tower so I can't comment on Eddie Dean.... but whoa... here I thought somebody was stupid enough to use their real name on a forum!

[jazmunda]

I dont think ling will make it out of that apartment alive jaz...

#FreeLingLing

[aldousburbank]

She's a little hottie fer sure.

[ziznak]

She's a little hottie fer sure.

got that "librarian" look.... no basement rape for her... do it right at your computer desk/kitchentable/bed/tv stand

[Birdie]

I dont think ling will make it out of that apartment alive jaz... Larry Underwood was one of my favorite characters ever in a stephen king novel... Never read the DArk Tower so I can't comment on Eddie Dean.... but whoa... here I thought somebody was stupid enough to use their real name on a forum!

The Gunslinger is slow going and I think many people get turned off by it and do not continue with the series. It is unfortunate. I loved the Dark Tower books (although The Stand will always be my favorite) and they are definitely worth reading. The 2nd through the 5th books are particularly good and then the last two start to get a bit strange. I won't spoil it, because it is really unique. I enjoyed the weirdness and the ending, many people did not.

[bateman]

looks like its made completely of copper too...  i don't think this will work jaz... the name is a bit misleading.  Maybe casio can let you borrow ling ling when he's done with her... make sure you wash her hair tho

ling ling

... oh my god.

[ItsOver]

Someone is selling magic Ziploc sandwich baggies for $25 on eBay, kids...

Haunted ziploc bag of restoration

"Imbued with the restorative healing powers of 7 sephiroth of the planet Kozthkatoth, this item stealthily blends in anywhere; and will heal and restore anything one can fit in it- even via remote healing...."

I can hear Noory reading this for his next commercial.  "That's S-E-P-H-I-R-O-T-H... the healing powers of 7 sephiroth of the planet Kozthatoth!"

I want to hear Noory try to say Kozthkatoth.

[bateman]

[aldousburbank]

got that "librarian" look.... no basement rape for her... do it right at your computer desk/kitchentable/bed/tv stand

The Joy Of Librarians
Dewey Love Them And How!

[analog kid]

The Gunslinger is slow going and I think many people get turned off by it and do not continue with the series. It is unfortunate. I loved the Dark Tower books (although The Stand will always be my favorite) and they are definitely worth reading. The 2nd through the 5th books are particularly good and then the last two start to get a bit strange. I won't spoil it, because it is really unique. I enjoyed the weirdness and the ending, many people did not.

I never got passed book three and I'd probably have to start over after so many years. The Stand and The Talisman series were favorites too.

Along those lines, I would highly recommend Clive Barker's The Great and Secret Show series, if you haven't read it. Me, my mom and sister enjoyed them so much I feel the need to promote them whenever possible. It's a truly epic tale that has a lot in the wideness department.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

You guys are yukking it up, but I'll bet that if the cops ever had a reason to search that guy's house they'd find some missing hitchhikers in baggies in his freezer.  Or not, in which case he's just an atrocity waiting to happen.  Thank goodness Google (our new digital overlords) are developing software to identify and dispose of people like this in rendering plants before they can harm actual non-mannequin people.

[bateman]

You guys are yukking it up, but I'll bet that if the cops ever had a reason to search that guy's house they'd find some missing hitchhikers in baggies in his freezer.  Or not, in which case he's just an atrocity waiting to happen.  Thank goodness Google (our new digital overlords) are developing software to identify and dispose of people like this in rendering plants before they can harm actual non-mannequin people.

Wait, are you not supposed to do that to them? 

[ItsOver]

Dylatov Pass mystery solved?

[area51drone]

looks like its made completely of copper too...  i don't think this will work jaz... the name is a bit misleading.  Maybe casio can let you borrow ling ling when he's done with her... make sure you wash her hair tho

ling ling

Thank god someone is following Casio closer than I.   When is he going to start feeding ling ling some pudding? 

pudding

And of course, dinner needs to come with some serenading..

casio sings: I can be your hero

[aldousburbank]

Probably somebody already said this but, the same goviment that controls the weather and keeps secrets and keeps us safe from Commu/Terror/ism, drugs, etc are the dudes that run the affordable care websites/abortion?

[wr250]

Probably somebody already said this but, the same goviment that controls the weather and keeps secrets and keeps us safe from Commu/Terror/ism, drugs, etc are the dudes that run the affordable care websites/abortion?

no initially they contracted it out to some tasty canadians, who really hosed it (eh). next it was  in the hands of some of obamas chicago buddies , now its in the hands of $micro$oft and/or a (former?) $micro$oft employee

[FallenSeraph]

Lately I've been playing a game called "Let's Watch and See What Kind of Stuff Sells on eBay."

During the past five days, the bids on this voodoo doll have gone from .99 to about $55.

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/TWS-OOAK-REAL-VOODOO-DOLL-BLACK-MAGICK-/390753033428?

Hell, I could make one of these things.

That is all.

[wr250]

Looks to large to fit on a penis. Also requires too much work. All I want to do is push a button and then go to sleep.

that would be a morphine pump.

[Birdie]

no initially they contracted it out to some tasty canadians, who really hosed it (eh). next it was  in the hands of some of obamas chicago buddies , now its in the hands of $micro$oft and/or a (former?) $micro$oft employee

I saw a news story about how the same company that designed the healthcare website also did a major project for a Canadian city a few years ago and fucked it up royally, too. Someone on the board of the company must be friends with someone high up in the US gov't, that is the only thing that makes sense.

[Yorkshire pud]

C'mon, who was it? Which one of you haters started this?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/28/deport-justin-bieber-thousands-americans-white-house-sign-petition_n_4680595.html

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I saw a news story about how the same company that designed the healthcare website also did a major project for a Canadian city a few years ago and fucked it up royally, too. Someone on the board of the company must be friends with someone high up in the US gov't, that is the only thing that makes sense.

At my place of work, we have a temp agency that we know sends the oddest and most oblique workers. And we use them every once in a while because we know we will get an odd one.

[PB the Deplorable]

I saw a news story about how the same company that designed the healthcare website also did a major project for a Canadian city a few years ago and fucked it up royally, too. Someone on the board of the company must be friends with someone high up in the US gov't, that is the only thing that makes sense.

Apparently one of the exec's at that company was a friend of Michelle's during college