Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[analog kid]

Oh. My. God!
I didn't need to know this!
I am never visiting Australia.

I don't let such things even get a chance to enter my mind. No sir.

[eddie dean]

Please oh please, don't let the Broncos get knocked out of the first round of the playoffs, again!
To a team labeled as having a "destiny season"

[jazmunda]

Please oh please, don't let the Broncos get knocked out of the first round of the playoffs, again!
To a team labeled as having a "destiny season"

http://youtu.be/5fbj61a8M1w

[jazmunda]

Today is International Kiss a Ginger Day.

http://hotforginger.com/blog/international-kiss-a-ginger-day

Mmmmmmwwwaaaaa to you Curtis.

[Sambo]

I spent years accessorizing my pop culture to suit my ego, my cool. I used to admire UK and European musical flavors as there seemed to be signs that they were less ashamed about expressing joy and happiness.  Now I see all the aggression and impulsivity around me and I see what I have done to my world

[Treading Water]

Today is International Kiss a Ginger Day.

http://hotforginger.com/blog/international-kiss-a-ginger-day

Mmmmmmwwwaaaaa to you Curtis.

  Curtis!! 

[FallenSeraph]

Oh. My. God!
I didn't need to know this!
I am never visiting Australia.

What would be cool about these things is if the outsides were sticky, so you could wake up and check out whether anything and, if so, what tried to crawl in your ears while you slept.

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EAR GUARDS Protect ears from earwigs & creepy crawlies

And yeah, I realize it's all Archie McPhee fun, but if I still kind of want them now. 

[ItsOver]

Or maybe not. 

http://news.discovery.com/human/health/inch-long-cockroach-pulled-from-mans-ear-140110.htm

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Inch-Long Cockroach Pulled from Man's Ear

Reminds me of a "Night Gallery" episode.  It was a goody. 

NIGHT GALLERY'S EARWIG SCENE
I don't like putting things in my ears. I also don't particularly like insects. So it stands to reason that I would particularly dislike ''The Caterpillar,'' the episode of Rod Serling's other irony-laden horror series Night Gallery in which an earwig crawls into Laurence Harvey's ear canal and slowly drives him crazy. Luckily they manage to get the thing out by the end of the episode. Wait, what's that you say? It laid eggs? ARRRGGGGGHHHH

[Sambo]

Khan's Worms SCENE - Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan MOVIE (1982) - HD

[eddie dean]

What would be cool about these things is if the outsides were sticky, so you could wake up and check out whether anything and, if so, what tried to crawl in your ears while you slept.

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EAR GUARDS Protect ears from earwigs & creepy crawlies

And yeah, I realize it's all Archie McPhee fun, but if I still kind of want them now. 

NOT FUNNY, NOT FUNNY Lalalalalala{fingers in ears}
There ARE earwigs in my yard. I have seen them. Secretive, scheming little bastards! They wisper to eachother about my virgin ear canals!
It's only a matter of time until they find the weakness in my Raid defence line, and march into the house to GET ME!!
I am totally moving when that happens!
Anyone want an earwig ruled, 3 bedroom 2 bath ranch home in Phoenix?

[Heather Wade]

NOT FUNNY, NOT FUNNY Lalalalalala{fingers in ears}
There ARE earwigs in my yard. I have seen them. Secretive, scheming little bastards! They wisper to eachother about my virgin ear canals!
It's only a matter of time until they find the weakness in my Raid defence line, and march into the house to GET ME!!
I am totally moving when that happens!
Anyone want an earwig ruled, 3 bedroom 2 bath ranch home in Phoenix?

You know I want your house.  Phoenix or not, I'll take it, and take on the wee devils to the death!

Ahh, but I just found this curiosity:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Steel-Frame-Cabin-Kit-1-Bedroom-1-Bath-684-sqft-/200993878188

If only... I had a place to put it.  Yes, I am dreaming, it's how my brain figures out the hard math of life.   

[FallenSeraph]

NOT FUNNY, NOT FUNNY Lalalalalala{fingers in ears}
There ARE earwigs in my yard. I have seen them. Secretive, scheming little bastards! They wisper to eachother about my virgin ear canals!
It's only a matter of time until they find the weakness in my Raid defence line, and march into the house to GET ME!!
I am totally moving when that happens!
Anyone want an earwig ruled, 3 bedroom 2 bath ranch home in Phoenix?

I just moved back to Memphis from Phoenix. I didn't appreciate how AWESOME Phoenix was until I got back here: single men, jobs, cool places to hang out, jobs, nature, jobs, intellectual people, jobs, social life, jobs, single men, jobs, TAMALES. I miss Phoenix SO MUCH!

I'll take your earwig house, Eddie Dean! You can move in with my parents in Memphis and help my mom take care of my childlike, brain-injured dad! 

Yesterday I came downstairs to find him staring into the broom closet. "Hey Dad, what're you doing?" "Trying to find some ice for my Coke." "Well, that's the closet. The ice is in the fridge over there." "Oh, good because I was standing here wondering why we had a can of Raid in the freezer." LOL. Awesome. Always a laugh-a-minute around here, seriously. He's so much more fun to be around now.

The one thing that drove me insane out in Phoenix -- those little brown crickets. UGH. In my apartment out there they were EVERYWHERE -- hopping around in my fireplace, crawling out of my sinks, dropping from my air vents. GOD IT WAS AWFUL. I remember calling my brother once, crying and hysterical and wailing about them, and he said, "You're going to have to just show them who's boss and eat one of them." I didn't try it, but it made me laugh.

Maybe you should try it with the earwigs, though? 

[FallenSeraph]

You know I want your house.  Phoenix or not, I'll take it, and take on the wee devils to the death!

Ahh, but I just found this curiosity:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Steel-Frame-Cabin-Kit-1-Bedroom-1-Bath-684-sqft-/200993878188

If only... I had a place to put it.  Yes, I am dreaming, it's how my brain figures out the hard math of life.   

I almost clicked "Add to Cart," just to give myself a moment of make-believe hope!

And speaking of eBay, I just found this thing and I think we all need it. I for one am buying it as soon as I get this sort-of-fat freelance check I'm waiting for:

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Alien Backseat Driver HUGE window cling

"They have landed and this guy needs a ride."

[Heather Wade]

I almost clicked "Add to Cart," just to give myself a moment of make-believe hope!

And speaking of eBay, I just found this thing and I think we all need it. I for one am buying it as soon as I get this sort-of-fat freelance check I'm waiting for:

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Alien Backseat Driver HUGE window cling

"They have landed and this guy needs a ride."

Oh, man, I want that in my bedroom window.  Just to raise the eyebrows of anyone who may be looking.

Thanks for giving me another reason to cross AZ off my potential destinations list:  crickets coming out of the pipes?!?  Da fuq?  You poor thing, yeah, I bet you were going insane over that.  Hot weather breeds nasty critters.

But, I bet the tamales were out-of-this-world.

I want that little house, I do.

[onan]

Phoenix... sewer roaches... In the mid 80's I had a friend that lived in north Phx. I don't remember the name of the area, but it was an older part of Phx. At dusk they would start flying around. At first I thought they were bats... nuh uh... frikken roaches... huge roaches... gah

[fotd]

The Grateful Dead is the best band ever. 

[FallenSeraph]

Meanwhile, from this day forward let us all put our life's challenges in "Fun Fact!" bubbles.

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Way to go, E! So glad I skipped watching the Golden Globes tonight. It looks like it was just as asinine as ever.

[bateman]

Meanwhile, from this day forward let us all put our life's challenges in "Fun Fact!" bubbles.

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Way to go, E! So glad I skipped watching the Golden Globes tonight. It looks like it was just as asinine as ever.

Wow, I'm sure his family considers it a "fun" fact too. Jesus, E.

[jazmunda]

Meanwhile, from this day forward let us all put our life's challenges in "Fun Fact!" bubbles.

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Way to go, E! So glad I skipped watching the Golden Globes tonight. It looks like it was just as asinine as ever.

WTF! This is what happens when you give interns responsibility and/or are too lazy to check on the work you palm off to them. Fucking E!!

[Yorkshire pud]

NOT FUNNY, NOT FUNNY Lalalalalala{fingers in ears}
There ARE earwigs in my yard. I have seen them. Secretive, scheming little bastards! They wisper to eachother about my virgin ear canals!
It's only a matter of time until they find the weakness in my Raid defence line, and march into the house to GET ME!!
I am totally moving when that happens!
Anyone want an earwig ruled, 3 bedroom 2 bath ranch home in Phoenix?

Could be worse. You could live in east Africa, and have beetles the size of small dogs. Well okay, not that big, but some are bloody huge. Moths the size of your palm, and crickets everywhere.. disgusting things. Then there's Preying Mantis.. Seeing em on telly I thought they were about two inches long at best. Rubbish! They're six inches long and bulky things. If you're really (as I am) freaked out by large insects, the Goliath beetle is the one to avoid...it's five inches long and sounds like a motorbike when it flies..yeah..it flies!!! Yuk.

[jazmunda]

I like this one.

[Yorkshire pud]

This is quite funny...

[aldousburbank]

The Grateful Dead is the best band ever.

Yes they are. And Phoenix is the suckiest city in the Southwest.

[BobGrau]

Could be worse. You could live in east Africa, and have beetles the size of small dogs. Well okay, not that big, but some are bloody huge. Moths the size of your palm, and crickets everywhere.. disgusting things. Then there's Preying Mantis.. Seeing em on telly I thought they were about two inches long at best. Rubbish! They're six inches long and bulky things. If you're really (as I am) freaked out by large insects, the Goliath beetle is the one to avoid...it's five inches long and sounds like a motorbike when it flies..yeah..it flies!!! Yuk.

The woodwasp. Don't worry, that's not a stinger... it's an ovipositor 

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[FallenSeraph]

The woodwasp. Don't worry, that's not a stinger... it's an ovipositor 

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That is really beautiful, though, as long as it stays the hell away from me.

I got dumped by an animal biologist once because I wouldn't touch his bugs.

Sh*t, that sounded wrong. 

[Yorkshire pud]

That is really beautiful, though, as long as it stays the hell away from me.

I got dumped by an animal biologist once because I wouldn't touch his bugs.

Sh*t, that sounded wrong. 

Yes, but now immortilised!

[Ms. C]

And speaking of eBay, I just found this thing and I think we all need it. I for one am buying it as soon as I get this sort-of-fat freelance check I'm waiting for:

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Alien Backseat Driver HUGE window cling

"They have landed and this guy needs a ride."

ohhh awesome!  ... and guess what Amazon has da poor lost alien needing a ride for a cheaper price!  (into my cart it goes ... yay and thanks S27 -- I'd buy one for you also, if I knew where to have Amazon send it)


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http://www.amazon.com/Backseat-Driver-balloon-included-Accessory/dp/B004X0Q2K0/ref=lh_ni_t?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A2UDNPGKURPVSY

[ItsOver]

...I got dumped by an animal biologist once because I wouldn't touch his bugs....

That sounds like a good thing.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I want that little house, I do.

That thing is really cool.
$2000-$4000 for an acre of land
$5000 for the concrete slab
$1000 for a radio tower to get your AM from across the US

and you are ready to go.

[b_dubb]

That thing is really cool.
$2000-$4000 for an acre of land
$5000 for the concrete slab
$1000 for a radio tower to get your AM from across the US

and you are ready to go.

Don't forget taxes.  Cause taxes won't forget you.