Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[MV/Liberace!]

someone on the internet doesn't like me.

[jazmunda]

someone on the internet doesn't like me.

Someone or someones? You know there's a line dontcha?

[BobGrau]

Do it!!!

Do it live on the gabcast.

[jazmunda]

Do it live on the gabcast.

Sure if you want to hear more giggles than usual.

[eddie dean]

it must be politics Friday!
did I miss the memo or something?

[eddie dean]

I find both basketball and baseball incredibly boring,  but I find the sport of curling fascinating.

I secretly enjoy curling too. IDK why I find it so entertaining, but I do.
I'm convinced it is one of the signs that I'm turing into an old boring fart.
The metamorphosis will be complete when I start watching reruns of HeeHaw and/or Lawrence Welk on PBS.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Jehovah fecking Witnesses are at my door on a Saturday morning at 9:30, ringing the bell twice. I want to tell them to put their Watchtower where the monkey put the peanut and feck off. Should I? Too late, they're gone.

If my dog would just learn to bark at people instead of raccoons, this wouldn't be a problem.

[FallenSeraph]

Sure if you want to hear more giggles than usual.

Jaz -- Australians are awesome:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/09/sophie-lester_n_4562374.html

7-Year-Old Sophie Lester Asks Australian Science Agency For Pet Dragon.. And They Deliver

An inquiry from a hopeful 7-year-old has prompted the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization (CSIRO), Australia's national science agency, to issue an apology -- about the failure to research dragons.

[jazmunda]

Jaz -- Australians are awesome:

You don't have to tell me twice.

Who am I kidding of course you do. Tell me again.

[analog kid]

Someone spotted Walter and Jesse.

[jazmunda]

Someone spotted Walter and Jesse.

Ha ha ha.

That's all kinds of awesome.

Why do I feel like some meth all of a sudden?

[MV/Liberace!]

that's awesome.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Love it! I hope they're blasting Crystal Blue Persuasion

[BobGrau]

I haven't toked since Feb 2012. I found this today in a vacation apartment shared by my mom and her two sisters and their families.

Do I dare? Think of how high I'd get after nearly 2 years of abstinence?

Ha ha ha.

That's all kinds of awesome.

Why do I feel like some meth all of a sudden?

Gateway Drug.

[jazmunda]

Gateway Drug.

Tomorrow I'll be sucking cock for some heroin.

[Yorkshire pud]

Tomorrow I'll be sucking cock for some heroin.

Bitch.

[eddie dean]

Tomorrow I'll be sucking cock for some heroin.

On the next GabCast!

[jazmunda]

On the next GabCast!

If that's not taking one for the team I don't know what is.

[Yorkshire pud]

On the next GabCast!

In case you were wondering; no I won't, without a retainer. . 

[BobGrau]

Tomorrow I'll be sucking cock for some heroin.

Is that how they make heroin in australia?

[Treading Water]

Is that how they make heroin in australia?

jaz don't need no steenking camper!   

[jazmunda]

Is that how they make heroin in australia?

Have I been doing it wrong all this time? Shit. No wonder I wasn't getting high. So that's what smoking a cock means. Silly me.

[FallenSeraph]

You don't have to tell me twice.

Who am I kidding of course you do. Tell me again.

Or maybe not. 

http://news.discovery.com/human/health/inch-long-cockroach-pulled-from-mans-ear-140110.htm

[attachimg=1]

Inch-Long Cockroach Pulled from Man's Ear

A man in Australia endured a painful hospital visit after a large cockroach burrowed into his ear and his efforts to suck it out with a vacuum cleaner failed.

Darwin-based Hendrik Helmer's ordeal began in the early hours of Wednesday morning when he was woken by a sharp pain in his right ear, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation said.

"I was hoping it was not a poisonous spider... I was hoping it didn't bite me," he said, adding that as the pain got worse he tried to suck the insect out with a vacuum cleaner before squirting water in his ear.

Etc.

Sleeping with earplugs in for the rest of my life.

[eddie dean]

Is that how they make heroin in australia?

The powder kind, yes.
Producing  "tar" heroin is an entirely different process.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Jeebus! I'm about to go to bed, too. I guess I'll be wearing a hat with earflaps from here on in.

Oh, and where does this happen? Australia. Not saying a word, nope, not me.

he tried to suck the insect out with a vacuum cleaner

no comment necessary

[jazmunda]

He tried to use a vacuum cleaner to suck it out. That's almost a Darwin Award nomination right there. Oh wait he's from Darwin which is in the far north of Australia. You guys have your Deep South and we have our Far North. That should explain things. Apologies to those in the Deep South and Far North that can read and are reading this.

[eddie dean]

Or maybe not. 

http://news.discovery.com/human/health/inch-long-cockroach-pulled-from-mans-ear-140110.htm

[attachimg=1]

Inch-Long Cockroach Pulled from Man's Ear

A man in Australia endured a painful hospital visit after a large cockroach burrowed into his ear and his efforts to suck it out with a vacuum cleaner failed.

Darwin-based Hendrik Helmer's ordeal began in the early hours of Wednesday morning when he was woken by a sharp pain in his right ear, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation said.

"I was hoping it was not a poisonous spider... I was hoping it didn't bite me," he said, adding that as the pain got worse he tried to suck the insect out with a vacuum cleaner before squirting water in his ear.

Etc.

Sleeping with earplugs in for the rest of my life.

Oh. My. God!
I didn't need to know this!
I am never visiting Australia.

[aldousburbank]

You know, it changes. Sometimes it's informative, a waste of time, a comedy buffet, a piss off, or a playground bully match. Sometimes it's a reminder of former posters whose absence casts bittersweet shadows on those remaining.

But in general, this forum is pretty freekin' awesome. And mostly fun.

Can I have my EC back now?

[eddie dean]

You know, it changes. Sometimes it's informative, a waste of time, a comedy buffet, a piss off, or a playground bully match. Sometimes it's a reminder of former posters whose absence casts bittersweet shadows on those remaining.

But in general, this forum is pretty freekin' awesome. And mostly fun.

Can I have my EC back now?

It would be epic, if EC called the gabcast during your segment ab.
602.399.7131 this Monday at 8pm est.

[jazmunda]

Just out of interest has anybody had any contact with EC outside of Bellgab? Is he still alive? I hope so. I was under the impression that he may have had a terminal illness. I miss his postings too.