Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[guildnavigator]

This is what I love about America.  We're always pioneering new ways to eat bacon. 

Behold, the Bacon Bowl:  https://www.buyperfectbacon.com/

Saw a commercial for this on TV today, it looked like a phony ad you'd see on Saturday Night Live. I must be a bacon snob of some sort, for when I gaze upon these people eating from their bacon bowls, I can't help but feel like they are beneath me somehow. I can only question myself, how does it make me any better just because I eat my bacon traditionally?

In attempting to describe bacon, I just discovered something: bacon is flat and wrinkly at the same time. I can't think of anything else that's both flat and wrinkly (no mama jokes pls.) SOMEONE CALL KAKU IN ON THIS SHIT, IS BACON FLAT OR WRINKLY? If Father Time is a meandering river, what role does the bacon play in the universe?! TIME IS A RIVER

[area51drone]

Saw a commercial for this on TV today, it looked like a phony ad you'd see on Saturday Night Live. I must be a bacon snob of some sort, for when I gaze upon these people eating from their bacon bowls, I can't help but feel like they are beneath me somehow. I can only question myself, how does it make me any better just because I eat my bacon traditionally?

In attempting to describe bacon, I just discovered something: bacon is flat and wrinkly at the same time. I can't think of anything else that's both flat and wrinkly (no mama jokes pls.) SOMEONE CALL KAKU IN ON THIS SHIT, IS BACON FLAT OR WRINKLY? If Father Time is a meandering river, what role does the bacon play in the universe?! TIME IS A RIVER

Bacon flat or wrinkly?  It's just a simple physics problem.  A simple physics problem!!

[coaster]

In attempting to describe bacon, I just discovered something: bacon is flat and wrinkly at the same time. I can't think of anything else that's both flat and wrinkly (no mama jokes pls.) SOMEONE CALL KAKU IN ON THIS SHIT, IS BACON FLAT OR WRINKLY? If Father Time is a meandering river, what role does the bacon play in the universe?! TIME IS A RIVER

Mind blown.

[zeebo]

Saw a commercial for this on TV today, it looked like a phony ad you'd see on Saturday Night Live. I must be a bacon snob of some sort, for when I gaze upon these people eating from their bacon bowls, I can't help but feel like they are beneath me somehow. I can only question myself, how does it make me any better just because I eat my bacon traditionally?
...

You are right to feel the way you do.  Although I tolerate those sourdough bread bowls used for chowder or spinach dip, I draw the line at using bacon as some kind of food-container structural material.  There's just something unsettling about it, just like with guacamole tortilla chips or hamburger pizza or those gushing chocolate fountains in the Golden Corral commercials.

[area51drone]

This is what I love about America.  We're always pioneering new ways to eat bacon. 

Behold, the Bacon Bowl:  https://www.buyperfectbacon.com/

God damnit, I just couldn't stop myself.  I just ordered a set of bacon bowls for me, and two sets for Falkie.   It makes a great New Years Panda gift!   The bacon bowl and accompanying recipe book are the perfect complement to George's new cookbook.

Bread Heels and Bacon Grease

[zeebo]

God damnit, I just couldn't stop myself.  I just ordered a set of bacon bowls for me, and two sets for Falkie.   It makes a great New Years Panda gift!   The bacon bowl and accompanying recipe book are the perfect complement to George's new cookbook.

You're a true culinary adventurer '51 and may your bacon bowl always be full in the new year.

[wr250]

Bacon flat or wrinkly?  It's just a simple physics problem.  A simple physics problem!!

RCH says its because of 19.5 . look at the data.

[ItsOver]

Ah yes, bacon bowls filled to the brim with Jorch's flavored butter.  Pass the turmeric.

[Little Hater]

“Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?”

Robert Browning

[starrmtn001]

Happy New Year

BWHAAAA!!!!!!  I love this Jaz, thanks.
Happy New Year to you and all of my BellGab Buds!

[bateman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2532336/Caught-tinted-windows-Dead-banker-arrested-20m-fraud-charges-18-months-apparent-suicide.html

[area51drone]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2532336/Caught-tinted-windows-Dead-banker-arrested-20m-fraud-charges-18-months-apparent-suicide.html

I wish all of the people who defraud others to the tunes of millions would kill themselves, for real.

This guy looks like he had a bit of a facelift - especially around the eyes.  I wonder how they discovered he was wanted.

A link off that article makes for an interesting weekend jaunt for me..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531860/Coffee-shop-baristas-bikinis-fire-calling-customer-huge-fat-b-telling-save-world-hunger-shooting-yourself.html

[wr250]

moar bacon. in this case ilovebacon.com

[Yorkshire pud]

Just seen this. We've had lots of rain and wind but the snow has been largely confined to the highlands in Scotland.  If you're affected, you take care now.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25592058


Some places in the Uk have this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25587246

[MV/Liberace!]

How many times per year is the Rush mural defaced?

none.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

there is no such thing as a friendly ping pong game.

[West of the Rockies]

Why do so many Asian women want to date me? I keep getting banners for young Asian women half my age who, evidently, are ravenous to meet me.  Oh, I know it has something to do with internet algorithms and such, but I don't recall especially putzing around on Asian porn sites or anything....

[BobGrau]

Y'know, I don't recall meeting even one spider in my bedroom this last year.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Y'know, I don't recall meeting even one spider in my bedroom this last year.

that's because you sleep. a fact a spider brain knows.....   

[BobGrau]

that's because you sleep. a fact a spider brain knows.....   

I was assuming I'd eaten them in my sleep.

Now I'm hungry.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I was assuming I'd eaten them in my sleep.

Now I'm hungry.

i'm guessing that like me you check under the bed covers, behind the headboard and the ceiling before climbing into bed? since my computer area is in a lower level room, i keep a light on under my desk space (spiders don't seem to like it). i also have a network of insect sticky traps along the rooms floor/wall corners. one would think all that a bit extreme, until you first notice that some of these spiders cast a shadow.

[Yorkshire pud]

i'm guessing that like me you check under the bed covers, behind the headboard and the ceiling before climbing into bed? since my computer area is in a lower level room, i keep a light on under my desk space (spiders don't seem to like it). i also have a network of insect sticky traps along the rooms floor/wall corners. one would think all that a bit extreme, until you first notice that some of these spiders cast a shadow.

I'm getting the impression you don't like spiders?

[jazmunda]

Saw the sign below today at a car repair shop of all places. Kinda takes the fun out of life.

[AC400KICK]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WepSpYTU1F0

Jeff Goldblum kills rich cunts

[bateman]

This was FUCKING AMAZING

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/27/theater/queen-of-the-night-opens-at-the-new-diamond-horseshoe-club.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

I'm still buzzed.

Goodnight.

[FallenSeraph]

This was FUCKING AMAZING

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/27/theater/queen-of-the-night-opens-at-the-new-diamond-horseshoe-club.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

I'm still buzzed.

Goodnight.

"Devotees of Mr. Weiner should know, in a general way, what to expect: a disruptive, interactive theatrical experience that shrinks the distance between audience and actor and takes rude liberties with conventions"

I love rude liberties with conventions!

Meanwhile, not to be a dork, but this interactive bird poster is cool.

http://www.dnr.state.mn.us/nature/birds/bird_songs_interactive.html

Especially if you have something of a cat around.

Today's chapter of "What We Do For Fun in Tennessee" brought to you by the letter "Dammit."

[bateman]

"Devotees of Mr. Weiner should know, in a general way, what to expect: a disruptive, interactive theatrical experience that shrinks the distance between audience and actor and takes rude liberties with conventions"

I love rude liberties with conventions!

It was like Eyes Wide Shut in person. Srsly.

Meanwhile, not to be a dork, but this interactive bird poster is cool.

http://www.dnr.state.mn.us/nature/birds/bird_songs_interactive.html

Especially if you have something of a cat around.

Today's chapter of "What We Do For Fun in Tennessee" brought to you by the letter "Dammit."

That is extremely relaxing.

Sort of related, but not: www.rainymood.com

[jazmunda]

Who likes spiders?

19 Reasons Why Arachnophobes Should Give Australia A Miss

[PB the Deplorable]

Who likes spiders?

19 Reasons Why Arachnophobes Should Give Australia A Miss

I've always thought they were interesting and harmless and let them be.  One summer the webs got to be a bit much and I decided to vacuum all the spider webs up along with all the spiders.

For the rest of the summer I was deluged with moths, ants, flies, you name it, constantly in the house.  I'd never had any of that before.

I'm back to leaving the spiders alone.

[Yorkshire pud]

Another non sequitur demolished.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25648513