Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[bateman]

This poor bastard...

[jazmunda]

This poor bastard...

I would have been so much better for him to kick the bucket if he died of a heart attack during coitus.

[jazmunda]

Click to enlagre (that's what she said)

[jazmunda]

[jazmunda]

[Camazotz Automat]

"And that girl had a wooden leg." - Michael Kidd in Smile, 1975

(Representative of the technique used in 90% of television "revelation" journalism.)

www.calculatorcat.com/moon_phases/phasenow.php

[FallenSeraph]

"DON'T TOUCH THE PAINTING ANYMORE!"

LOL

If I were the Christmas lights guy, I would've been down for that job. That's hilarious. (ok, not the seizure part)

ETA: Where is this website? I wanna see more of these.

[jazmunda]

"DON'T TOUCH THE PAINTING ANYMORE!"

LOL

If I were the Christmas lights guy, I would've been down for that job. That's hilarious. (ok, not the seizure part)

ETA: Where is this website? I wanna see more of these.

textastrophe.com

I've been pissing myself laughing for the last hour.

Perhaps it's just the juvenile side of me but I love prank calls and this is the modern day equivalent. Maybe it's because I never had the balls to do them myself.

[Agent : Orange]

This poor bastard...

Wow

[Agent : Orange]

textastrophe.com

I've been pissing myself laughing for the last hour.

These are awesome, let me add http://dontevenreply.com/index.php

[FightTheFuture]

This poor bastard...

When did they start makin' hoes that look like that?

[Yorkshire pud]

As it's the season of good will...

[Agent : Orange]

As it's the season of good will...

bwahaha!

[jazmunda]

These are awesome, let me add http://dontevenreply.com/index.php

Thanks Agent. Funny stuff.

I love the Japanese translation one.

[BobGrau]

"everything is interested, nothing is permeable"

[FallenSeraph]

Severed hand saved after being attached to man’s ankle

A man had his hand fixed to his ankle for a month before doctors successfully reattached it to his arm.
http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/16/severed-hand-saved-after-being-attached-to-mans-ankle-4232581/

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**shudder**

"Stop touching me with your creepy ankle-hand."

[bateman]

When did they start makin' hoes that look like that?

When you pay more.

[Agent : Orange]

Severed hand saved after being attached to man’s ankle

I'm glad I wasn't eating lunch when I came across this.

[MV/Liberace!]

I would have been so much better for him to kick the bucket if he died of a heart attack during coitus.

you mean coitus?

[jazmunda]

you mean coitus?

I think onan needs to change his avatar ASAP.

[Little Hater]

I'm probably missing something, but why does Vonage have a homeless guy as their TV spokesman ?

[jazmunda]

This isn't random or stupid but there is no Things That Make Me Cry thread.

http://www.boredpanda.com/father-daughter-recreate-wedding-pictures-ben-nunery-melanie-tracy-pace/

Beware. If you are susceptible to teary outbreaks then maybe you should not open.

[bateman]

I'm probably missing something, but why does Vonage have a homeless guy as their TV spokesman ?

I would also like to know why Time Warner has Bill Cowher as theirs.

[Camazotz Automat]

Where... where am I?

Yes!
The perfect Full Moon has passed!
Now its light will wane, 
God save England! 
God save the King!
God ease forever,
My exquisite pain...
(Kill! Kill! Kill!)

www.calculatorcat.com/moon_phases/phasenow.php

[bateman]

 

[Treading Water]

Where... where am I?

Yes!
The perfect Full Moon has passed!
Now its light will wane, 
God save England! 
God save the King!
God ease forever,
My exquisite pain...
(Kill! Kill! Kill!)

www.calculatorcat.com/moon_phases/phasenow.php

Now you're a real boy, again.   :   You're safe for another month....   

[Yorkshire pud]

Santa Stocking fillers; Ideas for those last minute things....

[b_dubb]

This poor bastard...

betting those aren't the actual hookers they lined up for the gig.  seems odd that you'd want your face associated with a story like this.  even if the guy hadn't died choking on a chunk of ham.  people are stupid.  this story is stupid.  your face is stupid.  this web site ... oh shit ... i'm on my period

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The US average for deaths by fire is 2,740 people per year. The US average for deaths by water (drowning) is 3,880 per year.

[aldousburbank]

The US average for deaths by fire is 2,740 people per year. The US average for deaths by water (drowning) is 3,880 per year.

The deadliest white powder.