Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[albrecht]

Franchise with these dudes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKi8b-CzAmE&feature=emb_logo

Ha. There appears to be no new things under the sun, as the Good Book says. Thanks for the link though. Was sort of the idea I was thinking. 

[albrecht]

And in further news, you may want to hold on to that “unused food.”  Maybe even the grass clippings.  Granny can make some tasty boiled greens.  Assuming she can make a campfire.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/political-crisis-a-golden-opportunity-for-electric-grid-internet-attack

Open fires banned. We're screwed. Even if your Granny used to be called Polk Salad Annie and can make some boiled greens from poison plants down by the creek.

[Walks_At_Night]

Ha. There appears to be no new things under the sun, as the Good Book says. Thanks for the link though. Was sort of the idea I was thinking.

It's the gig I want when I grow up. That or driving the pickup with the baseball cap on top.

[albrecht]

It's the gig I want when I grow up. That or driving the pickup with the baseball cap on top.

With the Corona-Chan I think a lot of minor league and HS hockey teams are going to be out of business. I think a Zamboni could me modified to be the can cleaner vehicle. Or, more likely, a cannibalization of a Zamboni to modify a trash truck? Though if one got a few suburban neighborhoods? Or for condos and high-density urban environs the cans MIGHT be in basement parking lots, or tight alleys and a propane vehicle might be safer, more quiet, or more efficient anyway?

[Walks_At_Night]

a propane vehicle might be safer, more quiet, or more efficient anyway?

Fuck that. You want the Cummins diesel.

[Dr. MD MD]

It's the gig I want when I grow up. That or driving the pickup with the baseball cap on top.

What?! The CCP won’t buy you a garbage truck after all the fear mongering you’ve done for them? Hell, I bet you single-handedly created a whole new generation of Howie Mandels. Cheap bastards! Maybe they really don’t want global domination bad enough?

[ItsOver]

Fuck that. You want the Cummins diesel.

“How dare you!”

[whoozit]

I took a hook out of one of those on my last fishing trip.

[Walks_At_Night]

What?! The CCP won’t buy you a garbage truck after all the fear mongering you’ve done for them? Hell, I bet you single-handedly created a whole new generation of Howie Mandels. Cheap bastards! Maybe they really don’t want global domination bad enough?

Speaking of which. The new Covid strain out of Brazil is super groovy. Highest infectious rate yet with a higher kill rate. Coming your way Doc.

[ItsOver]

I took a hook out of one of those on my last fishing trip.

Are they tasty?

[ItsOver]

Speaking of which. The new Covid strain out of Brazil is super groovy. Highest infectious rate yet with a higher kill rate. Coming your way Doc.

It sounds like “The Last Man On Earth.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13750044/brazil-amazon-super-covid-deaths-double/

[whoozit]

Are they tasty?

They are best described as sourly bitter.

[ItsOver]

They are best described as sourly bitter.

Not surprised. I’m guessing they like to splash around a lot for attention but reel in pretty easy.

[albrecht]

They are best described as sourly bitter.

I was thinking either 'throw back' or 'throw away' (as in a 'trash' fish) or like this:

RÖKTA FISKAR is gluten-free salty, fish-shaped licorice that is cold-smoked over alder shavings. (which, actually, sounds intriguingly good.)


or

[Dr. MD MD]

Speaking of which. The new Covid strain out of Brazil is super groovy. Highest infectious rate yet with a higher kill rate. Coming your way Doc.

YAWN! :

[whoozit]

Not surprised. I’m guessing they like to splash around a lot for attention but reel in pretty easy.

When I pulled it out of the water it gave me that face and said “How dare you!”.  I damn near soiled my dainties.

[Dr. MD MD]

When I pulled it out of the water it gave me that face and said “How dare you!”.  I damn near soiled my dainties.

Do they really make “ danties” in a size 48 waist?!

[whoozit]

Do they really make “ danties” in a size 48 waist?!

You’d be the one to know. 

[Dr. MD MD]

You’d be the one to know. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Dude ate a bobcat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGzR7Z6ByZc

[Ciardelo]

Dude ate a bobcat

I'll bet Che Fist & IR would like this recipe.

[ksm32]

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1004.msg316480#new

[Ciardelo]

Who cares what the cat ladies think? :

Pubini calls out KSM

[ksm32]

Who cares what the cat ladies think? :

Pubini calls out KSM

https://youtu.be/hepPoHLIwEw

[Walks_At_Night]

1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist says

Although this dinosaur's caboose shares some characteristics with the backsides of some living creatures, it's also a one-of-a-kind opening, the researchers found.

https://www.livescience.com/first-dinosaur-butthole-found.html

[Asuka Langley]

1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist says

https://www.livescience.com/first-dinosaur-butthole-found.html

K_Dubb will be excited

[Walks_At_Night]

K_Dubb will be excited

I bet he will be:
"This drawing shows how the dinosaur Psittacosaurus may have used its cloacal vent (aka butthole) for signaling during courtship" AKA winking at you with the brown eye.

[K_Dubb]

K_Dubb will be excited

The Butt Baby of lore!  Thus far impossible to conceive, but that doesn't stop us from trying.

[Dr. MD MD]

The Butt Baby of lore!  Thus far impossible to conceive, but that doesn't stop us from trying.

[albrecht]

The storied Butt Baby of lore!  Thus far impossible to conceive, but that doesn't stop us from trying.

Not true, or at least, I actually don't know, the BLTQI etc stuff is confusing!

https://nypost.com/2019/12/30/transgender-man-gives-birth-to-baby-using-sperm-from-trans-donor/

https://people.com/human-interest/wyley-simpson-pregnant-man-baby-boy-texas/

Isiah 41:29,  57:17