Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[K_Dubb]

“It’s been 20 long, arduous years since Hallmark released its first original Christmas movie: “The Christmas Secret,” starring Beau Bridges and Richard Thomas. That forgotten piece of tinsel was about a professor who sets out to prove that reindeer can fly, and then meets Santa...”

https://nypost.com/2020/12/10/hallmark-movies-have-ruined-christmas-entertainment-for-20-years/

P.S. -  On CatGab, this would be “Amazing Hallmark movies have been enrapturing viewers for 20 years!”

I thought you might have appreciated this parousia of Dolly Parton, riding on the clouds like a Bronze Age storm deity

[ItsOver]

I thought you might have appreciated this parousia of Dolly Parton, riding on the clouds like a Bronze Age storm deity

Ha!  Dolly.  You realize you’ve just posted some sure fire Paladin bait.



She has to easily make the top 10 pinup list for the old folks homes.  At least for the ones who can still remember anything.

[Dr. MD MD]

“It’s been 20 long, arduous years since Hallmark released its first original Christmas movie: “The Christmas Secret,” starring Beau Bridges and Richard Thomas. That forgotten piece of tinsel was about a professor who sets out to prove that reindeer can fly, and then meets Santa...”

https://nypost.com/2020/12/10/hallmark-movies-have-ruined-christmas-entertainment-for-20-years/

P.S. -  On CatGab, this would be “Amazing Hallmark movies have been enrapturing viewers for 20 years!”

Even The Simpsons was hitting on this theme this year.

[ItsOver]

Even The Simpsons was hitting on this theme this year.

Sorry I missed it.  I haven’t watched The Simpsons in awhile.

[Dr. MD MD]

Sorry I missed it.  I haven’t watched The Simpsons in awhile.

It was sort of like a Hallmark movie with a Hallmark movie within the Simpsons.

[whoozit]

I wish they’d hire me as a director for a Hallmark movie.  I’d make the usual except one of the happy couple would get sniper fire to the head as they moved in for a kiss.

[Dr. MD MD]

I wish they’d hire me as a director for a Hallmark movie.  I’d make the usual except one of the happy couple would get sniper fire to the head as they moved in for a kiss.

It already sounds like the best Hallmark movie ever made.

[albrecht]

MSNBC just had two black guys on talking about how MSNBC claims that Mar-O-Lago residents don't want Trump to move back there. I had them on mute but it would appear they were supportive of the actions. I love this timeline. Two blacks supporting restrictive covenants and neighbors not waning certain people to move into their neighborhoods! Just a few years ago they would be bitching about redlining and racism in real estate and supporting the Obama policy of destroying suburbs and rural areas by importing minorities, 'refugees,' section 8 etc.

[Dr. MD MD]

I wish they’d hire me as a director for a Hallmark movie.  I’d make the usual except one of the happy couple would get sniper fire to the head as they moved in for a kiss.

I’m feeling inspired by this idea so here’s my pitch: Not just one couple taking it to the bean but a bunch of them. There’s a Christmas serial killer afoot. You see, he’s a bit of a grinch and Christmas really annoys him so this season he’s getting even. Of course, in the arc of the story he’ll discover the real meaning of Christmas by the end and then kill himself in front of the cops and a large audience of Christmas shoppers who cheer afterward. We’ll call it Crimson Christmas. Shall we do lunch?

[Ciardelo]

MSNBC just had two black guys on talking about how MSNBC claims that Mar-O-Lago residents don't want Trump to move back there. I had them on mute but it would appear they were supportive of the actions. I love this timeline. Two blacks supporting restrictive covenants and neighbors not waning certain people to move into their neighborhoods! Just a few years ago they would be bitching about redlining and racism in real estate and supporting the Obama policy of destroying suburbs and rural areas by importing minorities, 'refugees,' section 8 etc.

It already sounds like the best Hallmark movie ever made.

[Ciardelo]

I’m feeling inspired by this idea so here’s my pitch: Not just one couple taking it to the bean but a bunch of them. There’s a Christmas serial killer afoot. You see, he’s a bit of a grinch and Christmas really annoys him so this season he’s getting even. Of course, in the arc of the story he’ll discover the real meaning of Christmas by the end and then kill himself in front of the cops and a large audience of Christmas shoppers who cheer afterward. We’ll call it Crimson Christmas. Shall we do lunch?

Once again, BellGab is ahead of the curve in putting forth and identifying new social trends and movie ideas for the bankrupt, hollow Hollywood "producers".

Small wonder Pubini tried to rape it of her talent.

[Asuka Langley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=909ISgGcORY

[WOTR]

https://youtu.be/qLdUG3id2rs

Wrong forum for cat lady porn. 

[WOTR]

Good call on the Autumn Evening man! Honestly, after experiencing the retro-hale with the Cult Blood Red Moon & Eileen's Dream, I figured Aromatic's were soon to be 86ed from all future orders. The Autumn Evening smells amazing and possesses a retro-hale that actually tastes like tobacco, as apposed to a plant with something synthetic sprayed on it. This is the first Aro I will continue to purchase. Cheers

I'm excited about getting to these next WOTR, Thanks bruh.

On another note, I've been salivating over the Savinelli 311 ks Poker Pipe. Me want...I'm considering the Oceano Stem.. IDK

https://imgur.com/ezYfcXP

That is a beautiful pipe. I have a ton too many Italian pipes. There is something about the Italian aesthetic that appeals to me. And the blue stem kind of tops that one off.

I'm pretty certain that you need it. It's been a crappy year all around, and it's Christmas! 

*I now have some of K_Dubbs "Ashton artisan blend" on the way. We will see what it is like.

[WOTR]

I probably should have added a vote for "Edward G Robinson" for an aromatic. I'm not going to claim it as the best one ever- only an interesting experience. Apparently the actor worked with a blender in 1946 to come up with the formulation. It features burley as a base with an interesting topping.

To me, there is something interesting about smoking a blend that is a part of history and has (apparently) remained mostly unchanged. Yeah, there are the OTC blends that might match that description as well- but this one can be traced to a specific time, place and man. And it really is not bad.

[Ciardelo]

Wrong forum for cat lady porn. 

heh heh

[whoozit]

I’m feeling inspired by this idea so here’s my pitch: Not just one couple taking it to the bean but a bunch of them. There’s a Christmas serial killer afoot. You see, he’s a bit of a grinch and Christmas really annoys him so this season he’s getting even. Of course, in the arc of the story he’ll discover the real meaning of Christmas by the end and then kill himself in front of the cops and a large audience of Christmas shoppers who cheer afterward. We’ll call it Crimson Christmas. Shall we do lunch?

My next pitch will be for Santa and the Stripper.  It is about a tired Santa who has given up and is drinking his life away.  One night while having a bacchanal at a strip club, he meets a stripper with a heart of gold and her young plucky daughter.  Hijinks ensue and Christmas is saved for all. No need for violence in this one.

[Dr. MD MD]

My next pitch will be for Santa and the Stripper.  It is about a tired Santa who has given up and is drinking his life away.  One night while having a bacchanal at a strip club, he meets a stripper with a heart of gold and her young plucky daughter.  Hijinks ensue and Christmas is saved for all. No need for violence in this one.

Yeah but the violence is still OK in the other one, right?

[whoozit]

Yeah but the violence is still OK in the other one, right?

Absolutely, I’m just trying to reel in the Hallmark Christmas audience and expose them to other parts of life they may not frequent.

[Dr. MD MD]

Absolutely, I’m just trying to reel in the Hallmark Christmas audience and expose them to other parts of life they may not frequent.

Yes! We’re practically creating a new industry here. We are going to be like the Mitchell brothers of the adult Christmas entertainment industry...er, I mean, without one of us brutally murdering the other...hopefully...

[Dr. MD MD]

My next pitch will be for Santa and the Stripper.  It is about a tired Santa who has given up and is drinking his life away.  One night while having a bacchanal at a strip club, he meets a stripper with a heart of gold and her young plucky daughter.  Hijinks ensue and Christmas is saved for all. No need for violence in this one.

BTW, I like the idea but I’m thinkng some naughty elves could be thrown in the mix for comedic relief. 

[whoozit]

BTW, I like the idea but I’m thinkng some naughty elves could be thrown in the mix for comedic relief. 

It’s always good to employ the little folk, literally and figuratively.  A big dwarf tossing scene.

[K_Dubb]

Absolutely, I’m just trying to reel in the Hallmark Christmas audience and expose them to other parts of life they may not frequent.

How about one where a jaded and blubbery Santa squeezes down one particular fir-draped chimney in the PNW only to discover the finest Scandinavian cookie assortment he has ever seen courtesy of an aging Norwegian homosexual who knows Santa is really the god Thor in modern dress and the reindeer are Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóst in disguise, falls in love, decides to get yoked and swole with 45-lb dumbbells like his protege, and whisks him off to Bora Bora to spend all of January and February in one of those bungalows perched over the lagoon where there won't be much call for the oxblood Doc Martens he got for Christmas and the fruitcake fat melts away cavorting in the gentle milk-warm billows?

[whoozit]

How about one where a jaded and blubbery Santa squeezes down one particular fir-draped chimney in the PNW only to discover the finest Scandinavian cookie assortment he has ever seen courtesy of an aging Norwegian homosexual who knows Santa is really the god Thor in modern dress and the reindeer are Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóst in disguise, falls in love, decides to get yoked and swole with 45-lb dumbbells like his protege, and whisks him off to Bora Bora to spend all of January and February in one of those bungalows perched over the lagoon where there won't be much call for the oxblood Doc Martens he got for Christmas and the fruitcake fat melts away cavorting in the gentle milk-warm billows?

Can you work in Huginn and Muninn but make them more approachable, like Heckle and Jeckle?
P.S.  Apple hates Norse mythology

[K_Dubb]

Can you work in Huginn and Muninn but make them more approachable, like Heckle and Jeckle?
P.S.  Apple hates Norse mythology

I think a comical singing pair of all-seeing ravens could narrate the proceedings accompanying themselves on those funny Tahitian ukulele things, or maybe banjos in a Song-of-the-South style, while their one-eyed master looks on in envy at his son's new-found happiness.

[WOTR]

How about one where a jaded and blubbery Santa squeezes down one particular fir-draped chimney in the PNW only to discover the finest Scandinavian cookie assortment he has ever seen courtesy of an aging Norwegian homosexual who knows Santa is really the god Thor in modern dress and the reindeer are Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóst in disguise, falls in love, decides to get yoked and swole with 45-lb dumbbells like his protege, and whisks him off to Bora Bora to spend all of January and February in one of those bungalows perched over the lagoon where there won't be much call for the oxblood Doc Martens he got for Christmas and the fruitcake fat melts away cavorting in the gentle milk-warm billows?

Too mainstream.

[Juan]

Members of the Space Force are going to be called Guardians.  It should be Kirks.

[Asuka Langley]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1340480689532248064

[Innerreach]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1340480689532248064

Yup, only a nigga would be such a shit shot!

https://imgur.com/cWcTFdu

[pate]

https://youtu.be/xBhTqUsWCnM

Boarder Collies rock!

-p

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