Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[K_Dubb]

Just send me a link where I can buy it online. Even though your crush with the dreamy voice says I'm destitue, I can actually pay my way. I'd hate for you to think I was tryna finagle you out of a bag of coffee. God forbid.

Peet's Holiday Blend gawd pay attention bunny!

[ItsOver]

I can do away with the sugar, but there has to be heavy cream in the coffee.

Black coffee is for duck/goose-hunting, or ice fishing (when you can add Jameson to it since you are not shooting firearms).

Hazelnut flavor is nice too.

I mix up my own whole bean blend:

2-2.5 lbs Whole Bean French Roast (usually Member's Mark/Sam's Club brand)
2 lbs Whole Bean Pablo's Pride (Guatemala Medium-Dark Roast)
2-2.5 lbs Whole Bean Hazelnut (Community Coffee Private Reserve, Medium-Light, preferred)

Which is pretty damn good when 28g of beans are ground (not too fine) and steeped in 568g of ~200F water for a minimum of 3 minutes in a French Press.

Very nice flavor, just a hint of Hazelnut when consumed black;  but with the addition of 1Tbsp Hazelnut syrup, 2tsp Sugar and 3oz(fl) heavy cream is freaking awesome. 

This will make approximately 24 fluid ounces of coffee which fits neatly in my coffee cup, which looks like this:



This 6-7lbs of mixed coffee beans lasts me just about three months, less if I have more than one cup a day.

French Roast>Pablo's>Heavy Cream>Whole Bean Hazelnut>Sugar>Hazelnut Syrup

-p

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I’m impressed, almost-kind-of Prez elect Pate.  This looks to be better researched than even a Gravity Sucks rocket fuel recipe.

[K_Dubb]

OK...anything else? 

I would probably try to snag one of his t-shirts, too, for the same purpose.

! This claim is disputed by jive turkeys everywhere but is indisputably accurate.

[Dr. MD MD]

I’m impressed, almost-kind-of Prez elect Pate.  This looks to be better researched than even a Gravity Sucks rocket fuel recipe.

I always liked that guy. I had a lot of interesting discussions with him here and even when I didn’t I’d still often find his posts interesting. It’s too bad he doesn’t post here anymore.

[ItsOver]

I always liked that guy. I had a lot of interesting discussions with him here and even when I didn’t I’d still often find his posts interesting. It’s too bad he doesn’t post here anymore.

I guess he’s over on EllGab, chasing cat lady tail.

[AZZERAE]

I’m OK with that too up to the point that they might actually break me. It’s been close a couple times. 

Yeah, no...there certainly is a line. Petite women seem to gravitate toward me. Dunno what that's about.

[Dr. MD MD]

I guess he’s over on EllGab, chasing cat lady tail.

Hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, I guess. I’d still worry about the cat waste microbes though. Cat ladies are an instant turn off for me now. However, whenever I see an attractive woman walking a bigger dog it’s always kind of arousing to me. Half a chub, at least.

[AZZERAE]

Kiss me, bunny.

MWAH

I understand, I know bad sugar cravings too because I go without for weeks at a time. I think asserting control over your body, and the endorphins exercise release, will help you feel good, too. I tell you the truth because I love you, and I am sure your doctor would say the same. 

You're right. I try downplay things by calling people who make healthy choices faggots, but really, its obvious no person should be slamming Red Bulls and Pepsi just after dawn. And I'll admit, I did do a couple laps today. Earlier this week I even did a full body workout, weights, the whole shabang. Someone close to me is challenging me to a new diet. But I don't know if my willpower is strong enough. We'll have to see. I generally lose as easy as I gain.

[ItsOver]

I would probably try to snag one of his t-shirts, too, for the same purpose.

! This claim is disputed by jive turkeys everywhere but is indisputably accurate.

I’m assuming you’d swoon in ecstasy if it carried just the faintest tinge of eau de Mikey.

[AZZERAE]

Peet's Holiday Blend gawd pay attention bunny!

LOL duh SOZ

[ItsOver]

Hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, I guess. I’d still worry about the cat waste microbes though. Cat ladies are an instant turn off for me now. However, whenever I see an attractive woman walking a bigger dog it’s always kind of arousing to me. Half a chub, at least.

Yep, cat ladies are just plain creepy, even for a BG’er.  The hotties seem to be canine fanciers.

[K_Dubb]

MWAH

You're right. I try downplay things by calling people who make healthy choices faggots, but really, its obvious no person should be slamming Red Bulls and Pepsi just after dawn. And I'll admit, I did do a couple laps today. Earlier this week I even did a full body workout, weights, the whole shabang. Someone close to me is challenging me to a new diet. But I don't know if my willpower is strong enough. We'll have to see. I generally lose as easy as I gain.

[K_Dubb]

I’m assuming you’d swoon in ecstasy if it carried just the faintest tinge of eau de Mikey.

If this is not a revenue stream papi has explored already, he should!

! All you jive turkeys don't be knowin whas good.

[pate]

I’m impressed, almost-kind-of Prez elect Pate.  This looks to be better researched than even a Gravity Sucks rocket fuel recipe.

I have been working on this "first cup of coffee" issue for many years now, you must get it precise, correct and delicious as you only have one chance on that essential "first cup of coffee."



It all began one day when I was buying my "first cup of coffee" at the local QuikTrip, the brew that day apparently was made with an un-spent nuclear fuel rod, theythe hobo elite were out of the hazelnut flavoring, AND there were no heavy cream .1333oz mini-cups left.  This 24oz cup cost me approximately $2, and due to the un-spent nuclear fuel rod (theythe hobo elite usually use spent rods which aren't so hot) used in the brew process the beverage remained at a molten-lava temperature for what seemed to be hours.  It was a thoroughly disappointing "first cup of coffee," and I actually ended up consuming the somewhat more nasty percolated brew available at work that day as my "first cup of coffee" for the day in question.

I quickly did some lightning-fast mental back-of-the-bar-napkin calculations and arrived at the figure of ~$1000.00(USD)/year of expenditure on low-grade convenience store coffee.  I decided that I could do better at home, and subsequently embarked on a People's Free Democratic Republic of pate domestically produced product that would naturally be of a higher quality than available OPFDRp (Outside-People's-Free-Democratic-Republic-pate).

Most nations would closely guard such a seekrut technological breakthrough under the guise of National SeekRutty or other such nonesense.  Such is the love of the Duly Elected By Unanimous Assent Dictator-for-Life Dear Leader pate, for both the PFDRp and the USA, that he (Glory Be pate's Name) has shared this recipe with the world in order to promote the promulgation of the MAPA ideal-set.


https://youtu.be/zTbJBnkRkFo

BEER MAY BE LIFE, but COFFEE IS THE BEGINNING.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

    ! CNN refuses to cover this press release

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5DVkU78iJ8&list=RDQ5DVkU78iJ8&start_radio=1

[Corona Kitty]

I have been working on this "first cup of coffee" issue for many years now, you must get it precise, correct and delicious as you only have one chance on that essential "first cup of coffee."



It all began one day when I was buying my "first cup of coffee" at the local QuikTrip, the brew that day apparently was made with an un-spent nuclear fuel rod, theythe hobo elite were out of the hazelnut flavoring, AND there were no heavy cream .1333oz mini-cups left.  This 24oz cup cost me approximately $2, and due to the un-spent nuclear fuel rod (theythe hobo elite usually use spent rods which aren't so hot) used in the brew process the beverage remained at a molten-lava temperature for what seemed to be hours.  It was a thoroughly disappointing "first cup of coffee," and I actually ended up consuming the somewhat more nasty percolated brew available at work that day as my "first cup of coffee" for the day in question.

I quickly did some lightning-fast mental back-of-the-bar-napkin calculations and arrived at the figure of ~$1000.00(USD)/year of expenditure on low-grade convenience store coffee.  I decided that I could do better at home, and subsequently embarked on a People's Free Democratic Republic of pate domestically produced product that would naturally be of a higher quality than available OPFDRp (Outside-People's-Free-Democratic-Republic-pate).

Most nations would closely guard such a seekrut technological breakthrough under the guise of National SeekRutty or other such nonesense.  Such is the love of the Duly Elected By Unanimous Assent Dictator-for-Life Dear Leader pate, for both the PFDRp and the USA, that he (Glory Be pate's Name) has shared this recipe with the world in order to promote the promulgation of the MAPA ideal-set.


https://youtu.be/zTbJBnkRkFo

BEER MAY BE LIFE, but COFFEE IS THE BEGINNING.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

    ! CNN refuses to cover this press release

I imagine whitecrow looks similar to the dog in the photo. At least that is how I want to invision him.

[Rix Gins]

Here is our bonified coffee thread: https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=745.0

[Asuka Langley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b4VXX-CFSs

[K_Dubb]

You know, it occurs to me that last time I saw Richard's stream his hat bill was bent, too, whereas before it was flat and said cum.  What is with this hat-brim gestapo, where all it takes is one opprobrious remark from the big guy and you all bend your hats like obedient little puppies?  Follow your own star is fine unless MV says you look like a huge dork and you just roll over show your bellies and conform?  What a pathetic bunch of lemmings!  For shame, stand up like a man!  I have never seen such disgrace, I swear, beta bitches ain't in it.  Boys I better see you rocking some flat brims like you used to or you may consider yourselves permanently owned.

[Dr. MD MD]

You know, it occurs to me that last time I saw Richard's stream his hat bill was bent, too, whereas before it was flat and said cum.  What is with this hat-brim gestapo, where all it takes is one opprobrious remark from the big guy and you all bend your hats like obedient little puppies?  Follow your own star is fine unless MV says you look like a huge dork and you just roll over show your bellies and conform?  What a pathetic bunch of lemmings!  For shame, stand up like a man!  I have never seen such disgrace, I swear, beta bitches ain't in it.  Boys I better see you rocking some flat brims like you used to or you may consider yourselves permanently owned.

You’ve never sounded more like Shreddy.

[K_Dubb]

You’ve never sounded more like Shreddy.

Do you like it?  I put on my big-boy pants for that!

[Asuka Langley]

Richard has 2 hats, the flat bill CUM hat and the Pokemon hat.

[Dr. MD MD]

Do you like it?  I put on my big-boy pants for that!

While I don’t agree with the sentiment I can appreciate your enthusiasm. I just found it funny because I could also imagine you arguing against it if Shreddy had laid it down.

[K_Dubb]

Richard has 2 hats, the flat bill CUM hat and the Pokemon hat.

'

Oh, ok.  But my rage on the matter is still unquenched!

[Asuka Langley]

Richard is a man of many hats but he prefers the Pokémon look. I was a fan of Richards hoodie and aviator sunglasses unabomber look but he only wore it once.

[albrecht]

Here are the goods, as pulled from the Blue Letter Bible.  Let us pray.

[Gen 19:5 KJV] 5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where [are] the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
[Exo 19:5 KJV] 5 Now therefore, if ye will obey my voice indeed, and keep my covenant, then ye shall be a peculiar treasure unto me above all people: for all the earth [is] mine:
[Lev 19:5 KJV] 5 And if ye offer a sacrifice of peace offerings unto the LORD, ye shall offer it at your own will.
[Num 19:5 KJV] 5 And [one] shall burn the heifer in his sight; her skin, and her flesh, and her blood, with her dung, shall he burn:
[Deu 19:5 KJV] 5 As when a man goeth into the wood with his neighbour to hew wood, and his hand fetcheth a stroke with the axe to cut down the tree, and the head slippeth from the helve, and lighteth upon his neighbour, that he die; he shall flee unto one of those cities, and live:
[Jos 19:5 KJV] 5 And Ziklag, and Bethmarcaboth, and Hazarsusah,
[Jdg 19:5 KJV] 5 And it came to pass on the fourth day, when they arose early in the morning, that he rose up to depart: and the damsel's father said unto his son in law, Comfort thine heart with a morsel of bread, and afterward go your way.
[1Sa 19:5 KJV] 5 For he did put his life in his hand, and slew the Philistine, and the LORD wrought a great salvation for all Israel: thou sawest [it], and didst rejoice: wherefore then wilt thou sin against innocent blood, to slay David without a cause?
[2Sa 19:5 KJV] 5 And Joab came into the house to the king, and said, Thou hast shamed this day the faces of all thy servants, which this day have saved thy life, and the lives of thy sons and of thy daughters, and the lives of thy wives, and the lives of thy concubines;
[1Ki 19:5 KJV] 5 And as he lay and slept under a juniper tree, behold, then an angel touched him, and said unto him, Arise [and] eat.
[2Ki 19:5 KJV] 5 So the servants of king Hezekiah came to Isaiah.
[1Ch 19:5 KJV] 5 Then there went [certain], and told David how the men were served. And he sent to meet them: for the men were greatly ashamed. And the king said, Tarry at Jericho until your beards be grown, and [then] return.
[2Ch 19:5 KJV] 5 And he set judges in the land throughout all the fenced cities of Judah, city by city,
[Job 19:5 KJV] 5 If indeed ye will magnify [yourselves] against me, and plead against me my reproach:
[Psa 19:5 KJV] 5 Which [is] as a bridegroom coming out of his chamber, [and] rejoiceth as a strong man to run a race.
[Pro 19:5 KJV] 5 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall not escape.
[Isa 19:5 KJV] 5 And the waters shall fail from the sea, and the river shall be wasted and dried up.
[Jer 19:5 KJV] 5 They have built also the high places of Baal, to burn their sons with fire [for] burnt offerings unto Baal, which I commanded not, nor spake [it], neither came [it] into my mind:
Eze 19:5 KJV] 5 Now when she saw that she had waited, [and] her hope was lost, then she took another of her whelps, [and] made him a young lion.

Wisdom of Solomon: And that thy people might pass a wonderful way: but they might find a strange death
Ecclesiasticus: Whoso taketh pleasure in wickedness shall be condemned: but he that resisteth pleasures crowneth his life.

[Mat 19:5 KJV] 5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
[Luk 19:5 KJV] 5 And when Jesus came to the place, he looked up, and saw him, and said unto him, Zacchaeus, make haste, and come down; for to day I must abide at thy house.
[Jhn 19:5 KJV] 5 Then came Jesus forth, wearing the crown of thorns, and the purple robe. And [Pilate] saith unto them, Behold the man!
[Act 19:5 KJV] 5 When they heard [this], they were baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus.
[Rev 19:5 KJV] 5 And a voice came out of the throne, saying, Praise our God, all ye his servants, and ye that fear him, both small and great.

The word of the

                              Lord.


Thanks be to

                              God.

Have you tweeted this to RCH?

Nice work, hopefully to be printed as a tract. Maybe some cartoonist can add and make it like Chick tract to be handed out at metal concerts, Mardi Gras, Vegas, Congress, Spring Break, and other dens of iniquity?

[albrecht]

You know, it occurs to me that last time I saw Richard's stream his hat bill was bent, too, whereas before it was flat and said cum.  What is with this hat-brim gestapo, where all it takes is one opprobrious remark from the big guy and you all bend your hats like obedient little puppies?  Follow your own star is fine unless MV says you look like a huge dork and you just roll over show your bellies and conform?  What a pathetic bunch of lemmings!  For shame, stand up like a man!  I have never seen such disgrace, I swear, beta bitches ain't in it.  Boys I better see you rocking some flat brims like you used to or you may consider yourselves permanently owned.

This has been discussed before. And hats have always been an issue of contention.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_Hat_Riot

I hate the flat-bill ball caps but I also abide by one shouldn't wear a hat indoors, at least in a private home, eating, or in church. Ladies have exceptions, in mourning and especially for Easter but also in general.

[WOTR]

Nice to see that you all remain cracked, and nothing of note has changed in a couple of weeks. Usually, when I take a couple of weeks off due to life getting in the way, something happens.

(the last two times that Art quit, I was on a brief hiatus.) I suppose that Art can no longer pull that stunt...

Is Heather still broadcasting? 

[Silphion]

Nice to see that you all remain cracked, and nothing of note has changed in a couple of weeks. Usually, when I take a couple of weeks off due to life getting in the way, something happens.

(the last two times that Art quit, I was on a brief hiatus.) I suppose that Art can no longer pull that stunt...

Is Heather still broadcasting? 

YEAHH!! Come ON!
Chompin at the bit for tonight's show!

#ChompChomp

Attend the appropriate thread and perchance she will appear tonight.

[WOTR]

Attend the appropriate thread and perchance she will appear tonight.

See how long it has been (or how bad my memory is...) I forgot I could just look at the recent post of the Bellgabber of the year and I would be informed. Now I should probably see what became of Jack. He was looking like he was getting pretty close to going supernova when I last saw him.