Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Ciardelo]

Oh you obese chuds will never make it to Seattle.  We're surrounded by a protective suburban ring of Olive Gardens.

:snicker:

[Corona Kitty]

I made it myself, since I have a sewing machine.  I stuffed it with frijoles and, when he is not sleeping with me, he sits in the corner of the bed wearing a sombrero and looking all smexy.

I'm not sure how effective this method would be, I mean the smell would be rancid! On the safe side, you may want to think of using an alternative method such as spanish rice.

[K_Dubb]

“Low end of normal” is a euphamism for underweight. Maybe you should check yours. 

No, there is a specific label for what is underweight, and I am above it.  Fraud.

[Innerreach]

LOL
HEY THERE TOUGH GUY!

That you Art?

Could you make some time by removing your tongue from Heather's asshole and admitting you faked your suicide, so we can do a show now please?

https://imgur.com/IZEwpn7

[K_Dubb]

I'm not sure how effective this method would be, I mean the smell would be rancid! On the safe side, you may want to think of using an alternative method such as spanish rice.

Oh no dried frijoles, papi; I wanted something comfortingly hard and unyielding, like the result of heaving 45-lb. dumbbells around (I only have 30s).  But I can easily change it out for Spanish rice, the saffron will be intoxicating!

[Dr. MD MD]

No, there is a specific label for what is underweight, and I am above it.  Fraud.

No, based on your protest I’d say I hit the nail right on the head, you pathetic, underweight waif.

[K_Dubb]

No, based on your protest I’d say I hit the nail right on the head, you pathetic, underweight waif.

No way I am the same size as your grandfather on the Normandy beaches.  I can carry a 50-lb pack for miles uphill and down without complaint while you are ruined, bloated hulk of a man who, if you keep this up, will one day be so lazy your knees won't let you make it to the bathroom.

[Corona Kitty]

Oh no dried frijoles, papi; I wanted something comfortingly hard and unyielding, like the result of heaving 45-lb. dumbbells around (I only have 30s).  But I can easily change it out for Spanish rice, the saffron will be intoxicating!

Now that was a splendid post.

[Dr. MD MD]

No way I am the same size as your grandfather on the Normandy beaches.  I can carry a 50-lb pack for miles uphill and down without complaint while you are ruined, bloated hulk of a man who, if you keep this up, will one day be so lazy your knees won't let you make it to the bathroom.

Me thinks you doth protest too much, skinny jeans.

Seriously though, I don’t want to make light of your anorexia. It’s a serious problem. I hope you’re getting help for it.

[K_Dubb]

Me thinks you doth protest too much, skinny jeans.

Seriously though, I don’t want to make light of your anorexia. It’s a serious problem. I hope you’re getting help for it.

Haha at my last physical the doctor just laughed and told me to come back in ten years.  It's not half as serious as the reverse.  If you want a real conspiracy look at the normalization of obesity, as albrecht alluded to.  Whoever is behind that does not have our best interests at heart.

[Dr. MD MD]

Haha at my last physical the doctor just laughed and told me to come back in ten years.  It's not half as serious as the reverse.  If you want a real conspiracy look at the normalization of obesity, as albrecht alluded to.  Whoever is behind that does not have our best interests at heart.

K_Dubb, I agree with you that obesity is a real problem and have stated so before. I just think that fat people come in all political stripes and colors and aren’t exclusive to conservatives...but I also know that’s your only cudgel against who you see as the big, bad boogeyman.

[Jackstar]

Whoever is behind that does not have our best interests at heart.

The Adversary desires nothing less than the absolute, complete and total destruction of all Human life and joy.

Like many of you here: I simply will not allow this. Semper fi

[albrecht]

Haha at my last physical the doctor just laughed and told me to come back in ten years.  It's not half as serious as the reverse.  If you want a real conspiracy look at the normalization of obesity, as albrecht alluded to.  Whoever is behind that does not have our best interests at heart.

There are weird, rare cases where obesity was a benefit: I recall some guy who went over off a ferry in the North Sea. Some dude gets stabbed/shot in the gut and no internal organs are harmed. But these are rare outliers, and hopefully continue to be so!

I will say though, especially when old, you do need some 'extra reserves' on your frame. Too skinny and one bug or inability to eat can do you in more quickly. If when in good health I think it helps to have some fat- to adsorb a hangover, cold, Montezuma's Revenge, etc where you might not be able to eat. I hear there is 'good' and 'bad' fat and depends on where it is, but I don't know details. I've been party to witness a few surgeries and it is disgusting and surgeons even point out, and laugh, when you have to cut through all that blubber to effect the operation. And obesity will make a 'normal' operation more complicated or risky.

[K_Dubb]

There are weird, rare cases where obesity was a benefit: I recall some guy who went over off a ferry in the North Sea. Some dude gets stabbed/shot in the gut and no internal organs are harmed. But these are rare outliers, and hopefully continue to be so!

I will say though, especially when old, you do need some 'extra reserves' on your frame. Too skinny and one bug or inability to eat can do you in more quickly. If when in good health I think it helps to have some fat- to adsorb a hangover, cold, Montezuma's Revenge, etc where you might not be able to eat. I hear there is 'good' and 'bad' fat and depends on where it is, but I don't know details. I've been party to witness a few surgeries and it is disgusting and surgeons even point out, and laugh, when you have to cut through all that blubber to effect the operation. And obesity will make a 'normal' operation more complicated or risky.

Yeah you are talking maybe an extra 20, that is nothing compared to what you guys are hauling around.  When I am old I will affect a modest belly to fill in my waistcoats and give a dignified drape to my watch-chain but I am not buying new suits.

[Dr. MD MD]

you guys...

It’s all he’s got, folks. Thank you, goodnight!

[K_Dubb]

It’s all he’s got, folks. Thank you, goodnight!

It is a cudgel, and I am wielding it with alacrity.  Cower before me, chuds, for I am magnificent!

[Dr. MD MD]

It is a cudgel, and I am wielding it with alacrity.  Cower before me, chuds, for I am magnificent!

[malachi.martini]

I can carry a 50-lb pack for miles

>average weight of a 6 year old

I also know that’s your only cudgel against who you see as the big, bad boogeyman.

>affirms homosexuality every other post
>oy vey, they keep calling me gay!

I bet he's skinny fat and hides that gut.

[K_Dubb]

I bet he's skinny fat and hides that gut.

It's true, I can't get any more than four abs to save my life despite repeated application of chicken breast and intermittent fasting.  I am so ashamed!

[Dr. MD MD]

It's true, I can't get any more than four abs to save my life despite repeated application of chicken breast and intermittent fasting.  I am so ashamed!

You’re a disgrace to homosexuality.

[K_Dubb]

You’re a disgrace to homosexuality.

I know!  Thank God my Michael Decon body pillow never swipes right on me, because that is the only comfort I will ever know.  I'm going to go purge.

[albrecht]

I know!  Thank God my Michael Decon body pillow never swipes right on me, because that is the only comfort I will ever know.  I'm going to go purge.

The girls tell me the key is not to binge- but keep on purging. Also join a group who will haze and humiliate you into not becoming fat. How will you ever get a date much less the Mrs-Degree with that flab? Lose that freshmen fifteen before homecoming, sister!

[Asuka Langley]

It's true, I can't get any more than four abs to save my life despite repeated application of chicken breast and intermittent fasting.  I am so ashamed!

Hisō

[K_Dubb]

Also join a group who will haze and humiliate you into not becoming fat.

I already did that.  The initiation is brutal but, if you get fat, they will never do it to you again.

[ksm32]

I didn’t know you were gay too as you mentioned a wife before. I guess a lot of gay men refer to their partners as wives.

I am Not g'hey but thank God you were when we got stuck in that elevator in Aspen. Oy Vey whatta weekend.  Ugh, good bad times 

[Dr. MD MD]

I am Not g'hey but thank God you were when we got stuck in that elevator in Aspen. Oy Vey whatta weekend.  Ugh, good bad times 

[ksm32]

Actually I thought it was quite funny   

[Silphion]

How much would they have to pay you to fly on the next 737?

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[ksm32]

How much would they have to pay you to fly on the next 737?

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For the most part the hull is intact. Yeah it'd be a scary ride down but all in all if you're seated in the right place i think you'd survive - although the smell of you shitting your pants in fright as you're seated right next to me could make the day that much more inconvenient. Smelly and annoying.

[Silphion]

How much would they have to pay you to fly on the next 737?

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https://www.newsx.com/world/ethiopian-airlines-boeing-737-max-with-157-on-aboard-crashes-between-ethiopia-and-kenya.html